the cronut

itt only posts about the cronut

people in new york really like waiting in lines

I am gonna open up a store called the wait in line store

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/6/7/15/enhanced-buzz-10698-1370632545-22.jpg

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scott knows what's REALLY up

seeing repeated references to "cronut hype" in new york media just kind of reinforces how sad I imagine it must be to live in NYC

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BLo1wF7CIAAw-0p.jpg

are you supposed to say cwonuts a la francaise?

seeing repeated references to "cronut hype" in new york media just kind of reinforces how sad I imagine it must be to live in NYC

the tragic thing about living in new york is you are so physically close to elite life experiences and yet so far, unless you want to wait in line for an hour, then you are close

true story: about two weeks ago i almost got up early to go wait in line for a cronut, but i was tired, so i didn't

WTF is this shit?

seeing repeated references to "cronut hype" in new york media just kind of reinforces how sad I imagine it must be to live in NYC

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

living in NYC I kind of agree with this -- a city of sad, lonely people who get themselves amped up about "cronuts" to distract themselves from their emptiness inside

"I am 35 years old, I have failed to make a living as an actor and I can't find a suitable marriage partner...OMFG IT'S A DONUT COMBINED WITH A CROSSAINT THAT RESTORES MY FAITH IN HUMANITY!"

stupid fads happen other places the lines are just shorter

I disagree I think NYC and probably other large coastal cities are way more novelty-obsessed than other places

chill guys... its just a donut crossed with a croissant

inexplicably vastly more successful than my innovation, the muffsaint

it is the bitcoin of food

croatmeal

bitgelt

kronut -- northern european currency meets donut

cronkcake

cromentashen

crosa

^would eat some hamenuts

xp

croons over my hammy

crookie

cromplings

would croissant pastry work as a pizza base y/n?

pigs in a cranklet

le big crac

chicken fried crake

a hot cup of croffee

cheesecroger

billy crogan

a hot cup of billy corgan

barack crobama

cruevos rancheros

a breakfast crorrito

counting cronuts

hoppin' crohn

Wasn't this the Dossant a month ago?

high fructose cron syrup

^would eat some hamenuts

xp

― precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:13 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg posting this to quoted out of context thread

taking a crap

If you had nuts on yo cro, would they be cronuts?

the smiling face of billy corgan

chill guys... its just a donut crossed with a croissant

― 乒乓, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 6:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goddamn GMOs

monsanto has really crossed a line this time

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/07/cronut-craigslist-blowjob-.html

Fancypants places her (Movida)e copying this but calling em "dossants" or some shit. Theyre quick off the mark, and also WHO CARES. I wish Melbourne would stop aping US food so much.

http://www.goodfood.com.au/good-food/eat-out/doh-australia-fries-its-own-sweet-sensation-20130522-2k06f.html

NEW YORK PIE DONUTS

http://consumerist.com/2013/08/02/cant-get-a-cronut-stateside-try-the-dunkin-donuts-knockoff-in-south-korea/

seeing repeated references to "cronut hype" in new york media just kind of reinforces how sad I imagine it must be to live in NYC

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 5:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

living in NYC I kind of agree with this -- a city of sad, lonely people who get themselves amped up about "cronuts" to distract themselves from their emptiness inside

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, June 12, 2013 3:59 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stupid fads happen other places the lines are just shorter

― iatee, Wednesday, June 12, 2013 4:03 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

update: last night i bought a 4-pack of cronuts for $5 at safeway (wait time: 0 minutes), they are ok. cool fad.

http://tastytouring.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Cronut-Credit-MSNBC.blocks_desktop_medium1.jpg

that belongs on the trypophobia thread.

Old news but: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/cronut-maker-slapped-city-article-1.1746093

More old news but 'Several Hundred Mouse Droppings' Found At Still-Closed Cronut Bakery

"The NY health authorities hate me and are just using the fact that mice are crawling all over our pastry and shitting wherever they want as an excuse."

The croissant-doughnut hybrid follows other croissant variations such as the couture croissant, Croissan’Wich (trademarked by Burger King), pretzel croissant, croque croissant, and Yummmm bun.[21]

Forget the Cronut – we give you the Wonut

This guy never gets a break nowadays: Cronut Creator Accused Of Ripping Off Idea For His New 'Waffogato'?

Cronut Creatro Accused of Ripping Off Idea For His New 'Rat-Infested Bakery'?

lol Creatro

crotchnut soudsn too much liket

cromagnut

the cronut

THE CRAPBUTT!!!!

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