Gonna start a dog v. cat poll after lunch― waterfacelet's just move on to this part of the day― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 5:57 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― waterface
let's just move on to this part of the day
― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 5:57 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
**Show your work**
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
never not voting for bats
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:35 (ten years ago) link
Definitely bats.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link
voting for bats because they poop
― Z S, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link
shit
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:53 (ten years ago) link
Bats are cute.
― emil.y, Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link
Bats are neato, but I'd rather have a dog as a pet. So DOGS!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 1 August 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link
I'm gettin real sick of your ass, waterface
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link
Down, down, down. There was nothing else to do, so Alice soon began talking again. Dinah'll miss me very much to-night, I should think!' (Dinah was the cat.) `I hope they'll remember her saucer of milk at tea-time. Dinah my dear! I wish you were down here with me! There are no mice in the air, I'm afraid, but you might catch a bat, and that's very like a mouse, you know. But do cats eat bats, I wonder?' And here Alice began to get rather sleepy, and went on saying to herself, in a dreamy sort of way, `Do cats eat bats? Do cats eat bats?' and sometimes, `Do bats eat cats?' for, you see, as she couldn't answer either question, it didn't much matter which way she put it. She felt that she was dozing off, and had just begun to dream that she was walking hand in hand with Dinah, and saying to her very earnestly, `Now, Dinah, tell me the truth: did you ever eat a bat?' when suddenly, thump! thump! down she came upon a heap of sticks and dry leaves, and the fall was over.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link
voting for bats because they poop― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:42 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Z S, Thursday, August 1, 2013 6:42 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Dogs also poop!!!
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link
fuck i knew i forgot something
― Z S, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link
Don't sweat it man, I spelled cats wrong!
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link
bats have smut, no more bats :(
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpghttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S9tZnD1mJhI/AAAAAAAATG4/PDinnKu7UFw/s400/Bat+Cat.jpg
― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KGv0uAMsQ
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:18 (ten years ago) link
Voting for bats because they can look up.
― Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
If anyone votes for cats, it should be because they can fly
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
shit i mean cats
i mean bats!
fuckshit
http://www.portlandmercury.com/binary/e0b9/1356032722-screen_shot_2012-12-20_at_11.44.21_am.png
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:25 (ten years ago) link
http://seekersofthebat.com/wp-content/uploads/BecomeBat.jpg
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
dawgs
― the late great, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/003/030/0000303094_500.jpg
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link
https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/153/f7cc0b5e86ca43f4be784139b06638ea/600x600.jpg
the fuck is wrong with these people
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:34 (ten years ago) link
they appear to be virgins
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
http://vampyrefangs.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/bat-cuddle.jpg?w=500
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
hot bat
― color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link
:-) lol
cutebat
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-s1BrL_FWqbm1qHkTlHWKJCehbuyPhYjVTmgeturahZPET_4ixIuu7x12TA
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
dogs pretty much rule so this is still dogs evn with the typo
― phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:17 (ten years ago) link
Do you prefer having boxes of shit in your home or taking someone out to shit in the street and then bagging it?
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
Or are you Thelonious Monk?
mingus
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
let your dog shit everywhere and clean none of it
― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link
this is life. people should get over it.
― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
mokkieproof, was it mingus?
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
I had a friend who painstakingly trained his cat to shit in the toilet and then he had to painstakinly train all his friends to leave the lid up.
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link
People invaryingly do
pretty dark for a thread titled "DOGS V CATS"
― markers, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link
you're pretty dark bro
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
Only dark if you deny mortality
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
I meant markers. You're fine Mr. Pele
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
As usual, ILX reduces to a poll what should be anecdotal vignettes; dogs for playing fetch and cats for bed warmers. They both have appalling table manners, though.
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.” G. Marx
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Wow who the hell are you you seem like a real drip
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
A veritable drip I may very well be, but don't I at least warrant a comma or a question mark?
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link
,
― waterface, Thursday, 1 August 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link
Vielen Danke...
― Lectures of Pelé (Michael White), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link
Dogs easy
― clique- your heels, together (darraghmac), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Rnsosz3Mlo
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_SjhcdF_J4
― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeSSdwbnPg
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:01 (ten years ago) link
BATS
― emil.y, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:04 (ten years ago) link
otm
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Friday, 2 August 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
hats for bats
keep bats warm
― mookieproof, Friday, 2 August 2013 00:29 (ten years ago) link
Bat-Cat!<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/NLu0uhx_r5g?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Friday, 2 August 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYnQQL5oB7k
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Friday, 2 August 2013 03:22 (ten years ago) link