Gems from the Central Casting FB/Twitter feed

"We are looking for College Age Guys that dress as Drag Queens. This scene is a Halloween Party at a Gay College Fraternity House."

"**Non Union**
Still looking for men to work tomorrow, Aug. 29th in the LA area. Looking for NSA Types, so very conservative, upscale types with 2008 or newer cars!! No red, white or black cars please. Everyone should have a business suit for this call!!"

I want to see both of those movies.

"Rocio is looking for guys and girls who are ATTRACTIVE, Young, Hip and Trendy to work on a Still Photo Shoot on Saturday, Aug. 31st."

just the specific "ATTRACTIVE" callout. welp, i'm ugly, there goes that.

I've got into this blog recently: Casting Call Woe

Though actually some of the funnier stuff is on her twitter feed. Such as this amazing call: http://www.starnow.com/Casting-Calls/Actors-wanted/Feature-film/actors_wanted_for_comedic_horror_film_attack_of_the_masturbating_zombies_1.htm

"Denise is taking photo submissions of Caucasian looking gentlemen who appear to be 18-to-look-younger who can do a "metal head" look. You should appear very young in the face and get confused for a high school student on a regular basis!"

**UNION and NON UNION SUBMISSIONS**

You must be registered with Central Casting!

Denise is taking submissions for a couple of different categories for next week!

For Tuesday - UNION:
She is looking for Syrian looking gentlemen who appear to be in their 20s to 40s, 5'10 - 6'2 and 32-36" waist. This will be working in the LA area. You MUST be available for a possible recall on Tuesday, September 10th!

For Tuesday - NON UNION:
She is looking for Syrian looking gentlemen who appear to be in their 20s - 40s, 30 - 36" waist. This will be working in the LA area. There is no possible recall day for this role.

For Wednesday - UNION:
She is looking for Syrian looking ladies and gentlemen who appear to be in their 20s - 50s. Average sizes: 30 - 36" waist, and dress size 0-8. This is working in the LA area. You MUST be available for a possible recall on Tuesday, September 10th.

For Wednesday - NON UNION:
She is looking for Syrian looking ladies and gentlemen who appear to be in their 20s - 50s. Average sizes: 30 - 36" waist, and dress size 0-8. This is working in the LA area. You MUST be available for a possible recall on Tuesday, September 10th.

For Wednesday - NON UNION:
She is looking for ladies and gentlemen who appear to be of any ethnicity who appear to be in theirs 20s to early 40s. You must have a non-trademarked Halloween costume. You should either have a conservative costume: Pirate, Bumblebee, Peacock, etc. or sexy costume: sexy nurse or maid (nothing too over the top!). CANNOT ACCEPT Cowboys, Indians or Princesses!!

Please submit a photo of yourself looking like whatever category you are submitting for - Syrian, or Halloween. Please submit photos to centralcastingden✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧. Please put the DAY, LOOK and UNION/NON UNION in the subject line and include your LEGAL name in the body of the email along with your current phone number.

Thank you!!

Get bent, this is a treasure. I had always presumed "central casting" was a generic term.

Maid/Cook/Laundry Girl

Triplets played by the same actress. Attractive female. Supporting role. Has 3 consecutive scenes. Wears a skimpy maid costume, then nothing but an apron, then just holds a laundry basket to cover herself up. Each character walks into a room, has a few lines and then leaves. Will require 3 different hair styles as well as changing her makeup. Shoot should take less than 2 hours total to shoot.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-04XZ4cqdBa4/UccKYaDyNcI/AAAAAAAAAEg/twpJ2YfSwLE/s320/Screen+Shot+2013-06-21+at+11.02.58.png

*** LOOKING FOR ANYONE WITH A PET IGUANA*** Available to work tomorrow.

i submitted today to be a hipster.

**Non Union**
Rocio is looking for males and females to work tomorrow, Sept. 11th in Culver City as College Students. Looking for very specific looks, please see below--Do Not Call unless you read below!!:
Females:
Princess Blondes- Must have blonde hair
Sporty girls- athletic
Studious Asians--Asian looking females who can play a geek/nerd
Sweethearts- sweet looking girls
Party Girls
Males:
Computer Geeks--Asian looking males
All American Party Boys
Football players-- African American looking male who is over 6'2, big, looks like a college football player

Transvestites needed for a popular MTV show!!

Brandi is looking for males who dress in drag for a Non Union higher rate job working Wednesday October 2nd. You must have your own wardrobe and heels and wigs and do your own make up, and arrive looking like a Drag Queen or Transvestite. The show will not be able to provide anything. Guys can be any ethnicity, age range is late 20's to early 50's looking, and you must be comfortable being portrayed as a Transvestite on a popular MTV show. If you or someone you know has the attire and make up and accessories to play a great looking transvestite, and is available on Wed. Oct. 2nd, and ok working Non Union for a $200 rate, please send a current photo in full drag (you MUST be in the photo in full wig and make up and wardrobe) to CentralBra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧. Please let me know if you are currently registered with Central Casting or not in the the body of your e-mail, and include your full name and a phone number where you can be reached. Please only submit if you are available on the work date and you have all of the make-up and wardrobe and accessories. Thank You.

i know they've been looking for chinese looking men under 5'5.

wonder what they'll do with one of those!

Now casting Caucasian looking men and women to portray Norwegian Street Atmosphere. You should have blonde or blondish hair and fair skin.

Norwegian Street Atmosphere had a unique look especially around their first LP so portraying them will be quite a task

Brandi is looking for girls to be part of a featured group of "sluts" for a popular MTV show working multiple dates in February. You must meet the following criteria to submit:
1) Be at least 18 years of age or older, but LOOK young enough to be in High School. (Any Ethnicity)
2) Be attractive and have a great body that looks good in a Bikini or short shorts and a halter top, and you must be comfortable wearing a Bikini or slutty clothes.
3) Be athletic and fit and be familiar with playing Flag Football.
4) Be a good actress for a dancing suggestively scene, and a fighting scene.
5) Be comfortable being referred to as a "Slut"

If you or someone you know is registered with Central Casting, or willing to register, and is Union or Non Union (there will be a higher rate for this category) and is a sexy female, any ethnicity, who fits all of the above criteria, and is available multiple dates in the beginning of February, and wants to be one of the featured "Sluts" on a popular MTV show, please call 818-725-7919. Thanks so much.

WOMEN, who appear to be of MEXICAN descent & look to be in their 20's-40's. You'll be playing HOOKERS. This is a small village, so we need women of all shapes & sizes - character looks are good!!

fat mexican redneck hookers wahey!!

Brandi is looking for college age looking guys who can belch/burp on cue. If you or someone you know is a male registered at Central Casting, who looks like a college student, and is available tomorrow Monday February 24th, and can belch on command, please call 818-260-3918

UNION
Must be registered with Central Casting.
Alexis is looking for caucasian-looking women appearing to be in her 20s-30s, available MONDAY 6/30/14.
We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!
Please submit to centralcastingale✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ titled "Lowered Standards" and include your contact info in the body of the email.
Thanks!

How the hell did I miss this thread?

**Non Union Submissions**
*Must be Registered with Central Casting*

****KISSING COUPLES******

Sara Vincenti is Currently taking Submissions for 18 to look younger Guys and Girls who are comfortable being in their underwear and making out, this would be for a show working tomorrow Wednesday July 30th in the Burbank Area. If this is you please email her at CentralSa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and put your name and the name of your kissing couple partner, Thanks!

still smh at

We are looking for women who can play a little bit downscale, less than attractive types, to show that our actor has "lowered his standards" in the dating world.
It's for a comedy, done in jest!

just a of fun, let's be cool

just a bit of fun, horseface. let's be cool about it, okay uggo?

idk tho too how'd you advertise for em then

Simple, ask your girlfriend if she wants to earn an afternoon's worth of scale.

I've a horse outside.

From the NY list...

UNION AND NON-UNION CONTORTIONIST OR FLEXIBLE PERSON TO PORTRAY A DEAD CAUCASIAN FEMALE IN A BOX. 5'6"-5'9" SIZE 0-4 W/ MEDIUM TO LONG DARK BROWN/BLACK HAIR. MUST HAVE FULL AVAILABILITY ON FRIDAY AUGUST 1ST. PLEASE EMAIL PICS, FULL CONTACT INFO, CURRENT SIZES, AND UNION STATUS TO ✧✧✧✧✧✧@GM✧✧✧.C✧✧. USE THE SUBJECT LINE PHOTO DOUBLE.

Tessa is looking for hip and trendy men and women to be bar patrons. Men (coat 40-42) and women (dress 2-6). This is for a Hip LA bar, so must have appropriate attire, but nothing too slutty (gals) or sloppy (guys). Please think of attire you would wear when you are on your "A" game, looking and feeling your best!

Apparently my dad is doing extra work on a Zach Galifiniakis/Owen Wilson movie filming in North Carolina. My mom said he was on set with Zach today but probably wouldn't recognize him.

Anyone know why calls for people with cars would specify "No red, white or black please"? I've seen a few with this requirement.

Because the cars need to blend into the background of a scene, and if there's a red car there the audience might stare at it and be distracted. Or the lead's car(s) is/are gonna be one of those three colors and they don't want people getting confused.

got it.

I have a show that is looking for a male that is willing to have a hallowed out pumpkin over his head. Nobody who is claustrophobic should submit, as there will not be any eye holes or mouth holes cut into it. Prior to the scene requiring you to have a pumpkin on your head, you will be playing a Doctor.

hallowed be thy pumpkin

We will need men and women who can appear middle-school aged

STILL LOOKING FOR A ONE MAN BAND!!

Brandi is looking for a one man band with his own wardrobe and instruments...

I am looking for attractive women who are a dress size 0 to wear a Statue of Liberty costume

Elana is looking for 18tly men and women with NO Tattoos that have the bodies of minors basically, you must be ok to appear nude and be seen in a sexual environment.

i really should start a tumblr for this.

NON UNION fitting tomorrow 9/16 to work Weds 9/24 (Must be available both days) As a heads up: Weds 9/24 will possibly be in Santa Clarita.

This is a new comedy on HBO, so you should be ok with crude language and political satire.

Looking for men to portray Taliban-type men. However, because of this particular scene, the men appear to be European. Therefore, anyone appearing to be Caucasian, Middle Eastern, Indian-looking with dark hair (beards are encouraged!) are welcome to submit. You should be average sizes, appear to be in your late 20s-40s, and able to appear to be convincing in Taliban-type wardrobe.

If you think you can pull off the look, please submit a recent picture to centralcastingale✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ titled "Taliban" and include your contact info in the body of the email.

This is for a Midwestern look so I am not looking for any trendy looks.

Rocio is looking for men and women who can play homeless. You must have the proper wardrobe. You must appear to be between 18-23 years old. You also MUST know how to play the drums.

are you a billionaire? stand on a backlot all day for $9 an hour. also, "ditinguished."

**NON UNION**
Rocio is looking for DITINGUISHED, UPSCALE, WEALTHY, BILLIONAIRE types to FIT 4/7 to WORK 4/8. Looking for men and women who appear to be in their 40s-60s. Please submit to
rocioasubmissi✧✧✧@centralcast✧✧✧.c✧✧
Please title your email UPSCALE. Thank you.

Gah, I tried to capture this great one yesterday for an over 18 female who could play an under 18 pregnant teen but who was definitely not pregnant herself. By the time I got to my desktop though the post had vanished.

They were all like: just to be very clear here we do not need any actual pregnant teens.

*Works in Hollywood*
*Union and nonunion submissions*
*Works April 21st*

We are looking for ladies 20-35 years old, a 0-4 dress and with a C or D cup bust. We will be smashing your breasts into someone’s head and you will be portrayed as a stripper. Works in Hollywood. If you would like to submit, please call 818-260-3928.

"NON UNION CASTING NOTICE FOR ECHO PARK HIPSTER TYPES TO PORTRAY AGE 18-EARLY 30'S"

Central Casting Los Angeles
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***UNION SUBMISSIONS***
*FULL FRONTAL NUDITY*

We are taking submissions for UNION CAUCASIAN looking MALES who are late 40s to 50s looking, who is fairly fit, with Olive Skin and dark brown to gray hair. This job will interview and work tomorrow 5.29. You must be willing to display FULL FRONTAL NUDITY.

What will be on camera is the area from below the belly button to above the knee. This will be a picture used in a scene. Your face will not be on camera.

If selected for the job you would get a rate of $350. The interview rate is 1/4 check of $87.50 (you would need to display frontal nudity for the interview.)

If this is you call submission line 818-260-3906
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J_____ What has happened to the entertainment economy...women who show butt crack or topless get $500/8. So a guy's junk is not worth equal consideration? haha
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R______ Welcome to HollyWEIRD JJ!
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UNION OR NON UNION SUBMISSIONS FOR NUDE BODY CASTING FOR NEW HBO SHOW. YOU WILL NOT BE NUDE ON CAMERA - WE ARE MAKING A MOLD OF YOUR BODY. Rate: 300/8. Works on Tuesday June 16th and possible other days in the week.

Kristan is looking for males and females to portray Asian, Hispanic or African American, age 18-45. Men must be 5'10 to 6'0 tall and a 34 waist or smaller. Women should be a B cup or smaller in chest and a size 6 or smaller.

YOU MUST BE COMFORTABLE GETTING A FULL BODY CAST DONE.

You will essentially be nude except for a modesty cover over your lower extremities. You cannot have any make-up allergies and must be comfortable staying in the same position for long periods of time. Please submit a full body shot (in tight fitting clothes) plus a face shot to: KristanBSubmissi✧✧✧@centralcast✧✧✧.c✧✧ Subject line: MOLD

300/8 is terrific. imagine how sad i was when i got to "b cup or smaller." (welcome to hollywood. are you skinny? we'll just literally throw money at you.)

Yeah, I noticed that it requested a specific size trouser from the men, because "hey, you might not know maybe they'll need a guy with a 36 waist..." but it goes unsaid that the women would have to be ridiculously skinny to even think about it.

it's because they already have the wardrobe pulled and don't have the time/interest to pick out something in a different size. but know that when they pull that wardrobe, they're doing their part to perpetuate a very conservative, risk averse system!!

Central Casting Los Angeles
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NON UNION OR UNION SUBMISSIONS FOR MODEL -- Female to portray Native American or South American for new HBO Series. We will need to make a prosthetic for your bust so you will need to be OK with having a body cast done. Rate will be 157+350. YOU NEED TO BE AVAIL TO INTERVIEW WITH DIRECTOR THIS EVENING IN NEWHALL.

FEMALE MODEL: To portray Native American, or South American who is 5'7 to 5'11. You cannot have visible tattoos above the waist. Please email a current photo and your contact info to: KristanBSubmissi✧✧✧@centralcast✧✧✧.c✧✧ Subject line: BRAVE