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I used to work in that building Alex Salmond is standing outside of. This is a much better photo for Highland Council:

http://www.highland.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/27F43C0F-2695-494B-953C-161784916FD0/0/castleheatherpark.gif

ailsa, Friday, 25 October 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

local councillors are the urban street gangs of the over-40s

increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 10:34 (ten years ago) link

This guy (now an SNP councillor) was the local mechanic in the village where I grew up. I haven't seen him for ~10 years, whenever we were playing football he used to run over and blooter the ball into someone's garden/through someone's window. Seeing his picture now fills me with profound sadness.

http://www.pkc.gov.uk/media/image/p/e/CllrGrantLaing.jpg

Blandford Forum, Friday, 25 October 2013 10:40 (ten years ago) link

Local SNP councillor Grant Laing said yesterday that he was shocked to hear what had happened.

“He was a really decent guy with a good sense of humour,” he declared.

“He liked to keep himself to himself but he would pass the time of day with anyone who spoke to him.

“He was always very active and he was passionate about gliding.

“He even offered to take me with him sometime but I never took him up on it.”

“I feel very sorry for his family.

“Spittalfield is such a small place so when something like this happens it affects everyone.”

Blandford Forum, Friday, 25 October 2013 10:45 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Another excellent cartoon from our site artist Codhead. This one is of Labour Party Counillor Broadbent who has taken almost £800 a year from North Yorkshire Council and Scarborough Borough Council for broadband which we believe costs him less than £300 a year, giving him a £500 per year profit.

http://www.real-whitby.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Erics-consience.jpg

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

powerful liberal images

imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 09:29 (ten years ago) link

brilliant thread btw

imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link

Check out the sex-face on this Shadow Chancellor

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link

ahahahaha

imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 10:02 (ten years ago) link

these people burn a lot of shoe "leather"

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

buy a drink you cheap gets

a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:15 (ten years ago) link

http://yorklibdems.org.uk/en/image/5k5Trc/508/381/keith-o-and-chris-t-with-pothole-and-ducks-1.png

Labour ‘Ducking Issue’ of Potholes

Local campaigner Chr1s Tw3lls joined K31th Orr3ll, Liberal Democrat Councillor for Huntington and New Earswick, to float toy ducks in a pothole in Hambleton Way, Huntington to highlight the state of the city's crumbling roads.

a band called 'Affairs'. They play instruments (soref), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

they really need to work on the camouflage for their camper van

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/polopoly_fs/1.69856.1361281172!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620/image.jpg

You think you've got pothole worries? Well check out this bad boy.

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Friday, 15 November 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theargus.co.uk/resources/images/2365700.jpg

Coun Barnett, who represents Hangleton and Knoll, was approached for a comment on the issue yesterday but declined.

The complaint relates to views she expressed to The Argus in August after place mats featuring golliwogs were found on sale in Bert’s Homestore in Brighton. At the time Coun Barnett argued that the dolls were not racist and branded the complaints against the store “political correctness gone too far”.

When asked why the shop should continue to sell the mats, she said: “They’re nostalgic, not racist. When I was young I remember saving up for a badge showing a golliwog playing a banjo.

“My children had golliwogs and they preferred them to teddy bears. It’s because they’ve got happy, smiling little faces.”

In 2011 Coun Barnett was found guilty of bringing the office into disrepute after handing out maps to travellers to try to get them to leave her ward.

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

http://democracy.eastbourne.gov.uk/UserData/3/3/1/Info00000133/bigpic.jpg

A councillor was prosecuted over unpaid council tax after officials refused to settle the matter out of court.

Patrick Warner, who represents Sovereign ward on Eastbourne Borough Council, claims the local authority he serves is using summons as a way to raise money.

He missed payments on his rates after losing his job last year.

Coun Warner told The Argus: “I’m not a silver spoon Tory.

“I have worked hard all my life from when I grew up on a council estate and never tried to shirk my responsibility.

“Those at the top obviously have enough during difficult times and those at the bottom can access council tax benefit.

“But it’s the people in the middle who work hard every day that are being treated somewhat unfairly.”

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 15 November 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

I've heard he's a bit of a Nazi!

calzino, Thursday, 28 June 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...
one year passes...

With @theresa_may reporting her first potholes in Alexandra Road in Belmont ward in #Maidenhead under the new 24 hour working repair scheme from @RBWM. Reference number HIG013365 pic.twitter.com/sY6kYoA4zd

— Simon Dudley (@MrSimonDudley) September 7, 2019

Going back to her roots.

ShariVari, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

Reached her natural level - a couple of inches above a pothole in a road.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:22 (four years ago) link

you can tell it's a tory constituency, call them bloody potholes - you couldn't even hide summat in them!

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

^^ For once, pointing it out was helpful, not obvious.

pplains, Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

there is a pothole around the corner from my house where someone has put a scruffy old brown shoe in it and it doesn't fill it. Although I'm not sure if they were trying to use the shoe as a tarmac alternative but it is a verified pothole!

calzino, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UPIoovx.jpg?1

pplains, Monday, 9 September 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

ahaha

micah, Monday, 9 September 2019 00:51 (four years ago) link

well done

El Tomboto, Monday, 9 September 2019 01:25 (four years ago) link

we regret to inform you that Mr Pothole is racist

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:49 (four years ago) link

thing i could've took a stab at that one before i googled him

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:50 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglIsU4lESs

This would've been a thousand times better with the deckchairs out and soundtracked by saer

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 20 September 2019 09:57 (four years ago) link

ohmygod he's got his badge on his hi viz

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:59 (four years ago) link

lol, what purpose is the spirit level for ? You aren't fitting a kitchen - no need for a bubble you dickhead!

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link

Mr. Poth Le

pplains, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

There’s a cool pothole down my street if any councillors are looking for a career-defining photo op x

— Neville (@catherinebuca) October 15, 2019

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

ten months pass...

Paid st Mirren 12.50 to watch a very shitty game they played against Celtic earlier.

As is fairly normal at smaller spfl grounds there was an SNP advertising board along the side of the field. less commonly - in my experience - there was a board that read Councillor Eddie Devine - in labour colours.

finding this picture of Councillor Eddie Devine almost made paying 12.50 and watching the shitty game worthwhile:

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article18648124.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_EddieDevineJPG.jpg

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

Well lagged

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

his jacket and stiffly upright posture reminds me of the 3000w black russell hobbs rapid boil honeycomb texture kettle I bought off ebay recently

calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

I presume he is pointing at uncut hedges there? Labour councillors will get involved with all sorts of corrupt housing schemes that line their own pockets and slash the fuck out of local maintenance budgets with a very heavy heart. Lol good work if you can get it.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

About 18 months ago a local councillor tried to taxi me (as a Labour party member) to a meeting to vote for some housing project on a local greenfield site. God knows why I didn't tell him to fuck himself as a first response, but i politely did as a second. Then the next day someone tried to burn his house down and I presumed it was probably some racist hate-crime. But the more I learn about him, the more I presume he has just made a lot of enemies - even in the Asian community and is basically a deeply corrupt motherfucker!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

lol he knew that I was a Corbyn entryist so to appeal me he told me the two most honourable people he had ever met in the PLP was Ken Livingstone and Gordon Brown!

calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

xps. it's an SNP-run council so the bold Eddie is giving it tight to the nasty nats for their negligent hedge management

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

hedge-crime>>>potholes>>>dog-shit>>>someone writing swearwords or hip-hop influenced graffiti on Branson owned data cabinets on middle class housing estates.

calzino, Wednesday, 16 September 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

Eddie giving me strong Big Daddy vibes, perhaps he's angry about the hedges because they remind him of giant haystacks.

Tim, Thursday, 17 September 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

in which case cutting them down to size should be easy, easy, easy

how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 September 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/resources/images/12467825.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

Sir Ed Davey, Lib Dem leader takes a look at the planning application with Cllr Gavin Grant Photo Trevor Porter

calzino, Sunday, 4 April 2021 13:24 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

You can say what you like about @Keir_Starmer. The man can point. 👇 https://t.co/lZOqA3LdCM

— Crispian Wheldon #Unite #Momentum #P&J #DiEM25 (@CrispianWheldon) April 20, 2021

Call of Scampi: Slack Nephrops (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 17:02 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Israel pointing out rocket damage after they've levelled some apartment blocks pic.twitter.com/vdjZ3IBnd0

— Gavin Mitchell (@gavinmit) May 12, 2021

calzino, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 10:36 (two years ago) link

seven months pass...

The progressive alliance in action. pic.twitter.com/4FG18XWm6a

— Joe Kenny (@joekennynorth) December 17, 2021

let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 December 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link

https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/resources/images/7957357.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

https://www.sthelensstar.co.uk/news/16306752.st-helens-council-leader-blasts-appalling-lack-pothole-funding/

they couldn't find a photo of this guy pointing at a pothole so they've just put an insert of his official photo over a stock photo of a pothole (idk where that pothole is, but reverse google search indicates that its photo has also appeared alongside pothole stories in the Newcastle Chronicle, the Bristol Post and others)

soref, Saturday, 18 December 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link

the puddle of piss in't road has a depth and substance to it that PrOgResSIve All1AnCe is looking at with envy and admiration.

calzino, Saturday, 18 December 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNj8raFX0AAfjXs?format=jpg&name=large

It's not a local councillor pointing at a pothole. It's some business owner from Belfast stood inside what the local infrastructure dept refer to as a culvert. But it's a superlative entry to the local press doing pothole stories genre.

calzino, Monday, 14 March 2022 11:34 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

beautiful

seo layer (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2022 10:50 (one year ago) link

From potholes to petals.

pplains, Saturday, 10 September 2022 14:31 (one year ago) link

it's noticeable that several of them have no idea what to do with their arms when they're being photographed and there isn't a nearby pothole for them to point at

soref, Saturday, 10 September 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Inside every fat local councillor there's a tiny Prime Minister trying to get out.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2023/03/31/TELEMMGLPICT000330732932_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqpVlberWd9EgFPZtcLiMQf0Rf_Wk3V23H2268P_XkPxc.jpeg?imwidth=960

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 31 March 2023 14:08 (one year ago) link

lol the noob doesn't even know how to point

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 March 2023 15:05 (one year ago) link

doesn't seem the best place for a game of pitch and toss

calzino, Friday, 31 March 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

plenty tossers there tho

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 March 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

two months pass...
two months pass...

https://i0.wp.com/skwawkbox.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/sam-lucy-pothole1.jpg?resize=2000%2C1200&ssl=1

young trendy independent councillors on the pothole run. They could have done a more proper repair with a sack of readymade cold lay tarmac, but didn't want to get their threads dirty!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 12:24 (eight months ago) link

Pretty sure filling it with cat litter isn't going to work.

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 12:35 (eight months ago) link

turning a pothole into a gravelly bump that cats will try to shit in is a poor fix

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 12:45 (eight months ago) link


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