lars von trier - nymphomaniac

i thought there was a thread but i guess not?

the trailer was up today but youtube took it down. looked...interesting.

http://s3.amazonaws.com/images.hitfix.com/assets/3696/pic1.jpg

Wikipedia says the actors' genitals were digitally manipulated to make penetrative sex where there was none. So, CGI porn then. With famous people.

Trailer preserved on Gawker. DEFINITELY NSFW.

http://gawker.com/theres-a-blowjob-on-youtube-the-nymphomaniac-trailer-1469739897

looks bleak

also, sticky.

Stellan Skarsgard plays the creepiest creeps.

good old lars v()n trier

Doesn't he moonlight as a porn producer, anyway?

Zentropa had a porn-production thingy called Pussy Power, but I think they've closed.

*redacted*

seriously looks like lars von trier just discovered sex

Yes!Can't wait for the worst movie of 2014!

It opens on december 25 in Denmark, which is seriously the worst way to celebrate christmas ever...

Udo Kier as The Waiter

William Dafoe as John Holmes.

Rammstein as that German band you hate.

My friend love Rammstein and I'm thinking of ending the friendship because of it. Or kill him.

Is this also opening on xmas day in the uk? (wouldn't think any cinemas would be open then?)

I am spending xmas on my own. The best xmas ever might have just got better.

http://www.salon.com/2013/12/04/movie_theater_in_florida_accidentally_plays_nymphomaniac_trailer_ahead_of_disney_movie/

already tired of hearing about this. the pre-release buzz has dragged on so long now. still looking forward to seeing it though. really cant imagine it being released on xmas day in the uk lol.

also not sure where 'anticipation-building campaign' ends and 'trolling campaign' begins with LVT.

Udo Kier as The Waiter

Udo Kier as The Wanker

As a Dane, I'm just baffled by the buzz. It's like the filmsites are all: Batman-Superman might have a cameo from the Flash! Star Wars VII might have a cameo from Lando Calrissian! Nymph()maniac might have a cameo from Udo Kier's penis!!! The film is gonna suck, probably, but it's been fun.

"It works every time."

And maybe Billy Dee Williams will say something in the next SW movie.

think you mean Ud() Kier's penis

0 <-- this is Udo Kier's penis

() <-- this is Udo Keir's penis in Nymph()maniac

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You've been spending too long in the bath if it's wrinkled like that.

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already tired of hearing about this. the pre-release buzz has dragged on so long now. still looking forward to seeing it though. really cant imagine it being released on xmas day in the uk lol.

― StillAdvance, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 18:14 (3 hours ago) Permalink

Boxing day please!

says uk release date is march next year on http://www.filmdates.co.uk/films/6724-nymphomaniac/

apt display name then

Yeah, so I'm not going to see this film in the cinema. It's 150 kr, which is about 25$ for a ticket. Bullshit.

Has people seen this?
http://www-deadline-com.vimg.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bodil__131216224552-575x410.jpg

It's for the Bodil Film Awards.

The text says 'This is what Danish film-critics look like when they enjoy good movies' and 'They're coming at the Bodil-awards. Are you?'

it's tough to be a journalist these days

Was a trick missed by not releasing this on valentine's day?

For sure!

For sure!

the bulk of this film is really good imo (and often pretty funny), but the bad bits are indefensible

Where can i see this?

your local porn theatre, james

(I just realised I said "the bulk of this film" is good, I promise I wasn't talking about shia labeowulf's cock double)

Has Pt II screened yet?

I saw both parts back to back at a special event w/Q&A with some of the cast. Did kinda feel like that's how the film ought to be viewed, although all the stuff I hated was in part ii

not read the whole thread but this was just so empty and a little pathetic in its desperation to be controversial. it doesnt really add up to much. the whole lars-using-women-to-tell-his-story angle is so dull now and i dont really buy it. its just a way for him to get his female cast members to more or less degrade themselves for the benefit of his immature need to be shocking. and for a film that hinges on the relationship between a therapist and a sex addict, there is next to no psychological insight. lots of interesting inconsequential intellectual digressions, but you learn nothing about why she is - maybe that IS the big point the movie is trying to make but it felt shallow. and the attempt to whack on some sort of feminist bent at the end is a pretty boring one in 2014: woman has lots of sex = radical feminist statement. felt like lars was trying to make this his baise moi.

i like being provoked but it just felt really superficial here. there are powerful moments, some powerful for just being fucking unbearable and unnecessary (the sadist guy played by of all people billy elliot who she goes to see), and some for the sheer heartbreak of it all (leaving her son - and yes, men might get off lighter for doing that than women, but thats not right either).

i dont know how i would have edited it (part 2 is def the better of the two films) as it almost needs to be this length, but the sex - for all the hype - wasnt even that explicit, and while some of the scenes were def hotter than a lot of prudish critics have made out, i couldnt decide if it was needed or not. but then without all the sex, what kind of film would you have left?! its odd that for such an episodic film, that it never seemed to know where it was going exactly - i think it would have made a better mini series for TV. a lot of the visual sense felt more inspired by TV than cinema too.

the stupidest part of the provocation was the interracial threesome, as after every review seems to have been made to use a shot from that scene, it turns out they dont even have sex, but lars is so fixated on the shock appeal of seeing two erect black cocks, that he lingers on it longer than any other cock shot in the whole movie (nice bit of casual racism with the 'small yellow cocks' line earlier on in the film too).

dreading what the directors cut would be like.

like there's a staggeringly racist scene followed by an idiotic debate about "political correctness" I shit you not

xpost

i liked manderlay but lars has no real concept of anything to do with race - he only seems interested in using/featuring it as a way to goad the audience.

unsimulated sex in arthouse films is kinda old hat now isn't it? this film to me felt exactly as explicit as say jeune & jolie (which istr had no "hardcore" scenes but that distinction in itself doesn't make much difference anymore), I suspect the marketing is the main reason for the fuss there.

The racist bit, if I were a walker-outer/a more principled man, I'd have walked out there. I get that it's just childish shock tactics but racism is racism.

I don't think the 4 hour and the 5½ hour version has the same sense of progression. And I really think Mysteries of Lisbon, the novel, belongs in the same continuum of novels that Lars von Trier draws on (and Bakhtin as well), and those were def often puerile and purple-prosed as well.

So does Rabelais display a feeling of "feeling of cautious novelistic progression"? Wasn't my impression although it is a carnival (not read Bakhtin).

Kind of glad I didn't see the four hour but I wouldn't spend much on a DVD of the full thing either..

Well, an adaptation of Rabelais might very well have. If they keep all the talky parts. The carnivalesque feel of Rabelais comes not just from the sex and the drinking, but from how it's juxtaposed with highbrow discourse - or at least satire thereof. Kinda like the clash between blowjobs and flyfishing in this here film. (Of course Rabelais in itself has a novelistic progression. It's a novel)

I don't know if Rabelais is quite a novel...it is, and it isn't.

Certainly am interested again in this film because of this comparison, so I'll keep that in mind when I get round to it.

it was pretty funny watching christian slater trying to act in this.

Ok, I might be misrembering Bakhtin. Rabelais is a pure example of 'prose' as Bakhtin defines it. A mixture of genres, of modes, a centrifugal method of writing. Novels are prose, etc, but I might get the exact words backwords. Sorry, I've lent out my Bakhtin books, but it's from The Dialogic Imagination. But Nymphomaniac is a supremely centrifugal method of filmmaking as well.

This wasn't bad at all! In toto, at least. Liked Stellan Skarsgard as the therapist and sort of audience proxy, and of course LvT has to extinguish any hint of sunlight in the last scene.

I very much doubt Lars was intelluctually or emotionally committed to this film.

I disagree; he seems to have been, for whatever that's worth.

Six months later the first part still looks good as one of the year's best comedies.

it IS funny, purposefully

I won't ruin Udo Kier's scene, but Charlotte G does her own tribute to the Harpo Marx silverware routine.

Yeah, that scene escalates really wonderfully.

It's weird, I didn't dislike this (I liked a few things about it) but somehow I regret seeing it. There's a weird sort of deadness about the whole thing that lingers unpleasantly. Maybe it's something else, I'm not sure.

"Would it be alright if I showed the children the whoring bed?"

Von Trier regards Joe through the eyes of men

well, he's a man

Was it the director's cut you watched, btw?

no, the US release.

Ok. I think that cut is the same as everywhere else, though. It's just been cut in two for the US. But the Directors Cut should come to US at some point as well. Includes scenes that made people faint in DK, so, you know.

I saw Winter Sleep today, btw, which in a weird way made me think of this one. It has the weird digressive conversational character as well, and that sense of being made like a big book from the 19th century.

it IS funny, purposefully

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius),

what Shia TheBeef tells himself.

like I said, I remember it with a chuckle because it was, by some measure, one of the most ineptly conceived and awfully written films I've seen this year.

it stops being funny when he tries to depict female sexuality. On the evidence, Von Trier should be institutionalized.

that "female sexuality" is one monolithic thing which you comprehend completely is something I'll try to keep in mind.

and that sense of being made like a big book from the 19th century.

Like Middlemarch or something huh? :-)

I really want to see it, but only the full versh.

He's shown in Melancholia and BTW that at least he understands they have a world apart from men. This movie brings to mind what Katey Rich said recently: certain male directors should just say, "You know what? Fuck it. I know nothing about women. Let me not even try."

from the way TheBeef is directed I don't think VT understands men either tbh

to me, the level of bile and disgust von trier tends to inspire seems way out of proportion to anything he's ever said or done. i was having a conversation about horror movies w/ a friend a few weeks back and i mentioned liking 'antichrist' and he launched into a 15-minute monologue about how vile and misogynistic it was, and how it made him want to spit on LVT. this is a guy who has no problem with any slasher movie he's ever seen btw.

Tone and pace don't help his cause.

For me he belongs in today's revived Things I Just Don't Care About thread. BTW had some startling bits, so do most of the others, but I only liked it and Melancholia. If you care and write about movies, then you can't avoid him, although -- well, maybe you can.

yeah this movie was good, & like most LVT had a few strikingly beautiful shots. I actually thought the second movie was the 'funnier' of the two, but I also laughed and applauded the ending of Melancholia (which I was fortunate enough to see in theaters) so YMMV

It just seems to me like a did this for a laugh or a weird drunken bet to get all these actors in a film featuring hardcore sex, fishing, mathematics, Rammstein, Bach and Poe.
If you really wanted to offend people why would you make this?
But I'm actually kind of enjoying it because it feels different and entertaining enough.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, August 25, 2014 3:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that I've seen the second part,it mostly reminds me of the crazy pulpy hot blooded but philosophical Japanese comics of the 70s for young men.
I very much doubt Lars was intelluctually or emotionally committed to this film.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 9:43 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The idea that he was not "committed" to this is ridiculous. He agonized over it, and his pet concerns are all over it.

I don't know about Trier well enough but I've heard quite a few people say that he carefully creates controversy and bafflement in everything he does.
Every now and then I see something that seems like it was partially created to see how seriously people would take it. I got that feeling from this.

Biut that's commitment.

I also laughed and applauded the ending of Melancholia (which I was fortunate enough to see in theaters)

― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 December 2014

I'm not sure if you're saying you laughed earlier in the film or if you laughed at the end while you were applauding?

I don't know about Trier well enough but I've heard quite a few people say that he carefully creates controversy and bafflement in everything he does.
Every now and then I see something that seems like it was partially created to see how seriously people would take it. I got that feeling from this.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Biut that's commitment.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 December 2014

I guess it would be but I was just doubting if the film really shown Lars Von Trier's own views and said things he really believed. If the strong opinions of Gainsbourg are things he believes or not?

Either way I'm not too bothered.

Why on earth does it matter if LvT believes what his CHARACTERS are saying is true? That is so far from being the point of his films - and of art in general.

it tends to be how the PC Brigade views art.

One of the best things about LvT is that he speculates, tries on arguments, takes them as far as they can go (and then some...) then revisits them in later films, tries on something opposite, or slightly askew. Of course, when he fails, when he builds a whole film around bullshit, worthless ideas, as in Manderlay, it all falls flat, flatter than almost anybody else falls flat. But taken as a whole, his filmograpy is all the more vital for it.

Besides the obvious "whoring bed" scene, I almost did a spit-take at the reprise of the Antichrist prologue. Despite his rep his movies are often very funny.

i always thought that part in the end of dogville when one the gangsters holds up a baby and the other one machine guns it was lars' idea of a funny visual gag.

Lars' idea of a funny visual gag is Udo Keir popping out of a vagina. With him on that.

yes! one of the most indelible images in a movie ever. also CHAOS REIGNS is supposed to be at least kind of funny, right

really liked part 1 of the director's cut (it's split on netflix the same way the theatrical release is). everyone describing that part as a comedy p much otm. can definitely see why those who dislike it feel that way.

gonna watch part 2 today. have read descriptions of the thing that everyone found unwatchable, and tbf, it sounds pretty fuckin intense. (not to mention a completely unrealistic depiction of the entirely safe reality of that procedure, but when did LVT care about strict reality when trying to make a point or provoke or both? briefly considered watching the cut version of part 2, but fuck it I'm committed now

The whole point of the unwatchable thing is how unsafe that procedure becomes when it isn't done legally and officially. It's pro that procedure.

right, I didn't think he was against it. just fired it up now, so I'll know soon enough what it's really like.

overall I like this more than dogville and dancer in the dark so far, quite a bit less than melancholia (an all time fave for me)

(on a side note, udo kier's facial expressions continue to be nothing less than hilarious)

finished it. understand why people would find certain bits offensive (and share in that feeling for a few of them), or why they'd find the whole thing maddening. but kind of extraordinary overall.

considering that not that many movies explore or critique nice-guy/dishonest misogyny a la what seligman does at the end, I appreciated this movie for going there and then having joe just say fuck it and clipping him

acting incredible by and large, especially gainsbourg and stacy martin but also uma, christian slater, jamie bell

shia labeouf's scenes were relatively painless at worst and well-handled at best, which for him is a start

Director's Cut >>>>

much harder to watch than the original but, for me, much more rewarding

yeah I'm glad that's the one I chose from the start. got the sense there was as much contextual stuff cut from the US release as there were extreme penetration closeups, violent scenes etc

Finally watched this (the director's cut). All through part 1 I was convinced that Joe was dead and we're watching a metaphorical judgement - her entire life passing before our eyes. I don't know if I could make the same argument after part 2, but killing an evil god/angel/whatever before running down the stairs into hell seems pretty on-brand for LvT.