fuckin rainbows.
― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Friday, 9 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link
Yo Shaggy: sho nuff is a fuckin miracle your boys look just like you, 'cause I nailed yo' bitch.
― bendy, Friday, 9 April 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/articles/miracle-of-birth-occurs-for-83-billionth-time,775/
― Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 April 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link
There was a time when rainbow, crowd, and stream,The dirt, and every common sight,To me did seemA goddamn unbelievable fucking miracle.
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
LET us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out against the sky Like a patient etherised upon a table; Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells: Streets that follow like a tedious argument Of insidious intent To lead you to an overwhelming question …Fucking magnets, how do they work?
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link
YES
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link
curious to know how troo kult juggalos responded to this (it's been out for a while now, yeah?)
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link
The apparition of these rainbows in the sky;Cellphones in a wet bird's mouth.
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Juggalo
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
IAmong twenty snowy mountains,The only moving thingWas the eye of the juggalo.
III was of three minds,Like a treeIn which there are three fuckin juggalos, bitch.
IIIThe juggalo whirled in the Faygo fountain.It was a small part of the pantomime.
IVA man and a womanAre one.A man and a woman and a juggaloAre one.
How the fuck does that work?
VI do not know which to prefer,The beauty of inflectionsOr the beauty of innuendoes,The juggalo rappingOr just after.
VI
Icicles filled the long windowWith barbaric glass.The shadow of the juggaloCrossed it, to and fro.The moodTraced in the shadowAn indecipherable cause.
VIIO thin men of Haddam,Why do you imagine golden birds?Do you not see how the juggaloWalks around the feetOf the women about you?
VIIII know noble accentsAnd lucid, inescapable rhythms;But I know, too,That the juggalo is involvedIn what I know.
IXWhen the pelican flew out of sight,It marked the edgeOf one of many circlesThat son-of-a-bitch stole my cell phone
XAt the sight of FaygoFlying in a green light,Even the bawds of euphonyWould cry out sharply.
XIHe rode over ConnecticutIn a glass coach.Once, a fear pierced him,In that he mistookThe shadow of his equipageFor juggalos.
XIIThe river is moving.The juggalo must be high.
XIIIIt was evening all afternoon.It was snowingAnd it was going to snow.The juggalo satIn the cedar-limbsSmoking the fattest blunt you've ever seen.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:40 (fourteen years ago) link
wild pelican andthe golden gate o'er watera lost ringtone chimes
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Hope is the thing with feathersThat perches in the soul,And tries to eat my cell phone,And never stops at all,
― max, Friday, 9 April 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link
so much dependsupon
a fat juggalo
glazed with freshfaygo
beside the whitebitches.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link
XDDDDDDDDDDD
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link
This is just to sayI have eaten the cellphonethat wasin your hand
and whichyou were probablysavingfor a phone call
Forgive meit was deliciousmaybe you could get it outusing some sort of magnet?
― free to spay anything (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link
there once was a clown named 2 dopewho stood on a bridge held by ropefeeding fish to a birdhe adored the absurd but when it went for his cell...haha, NOPE!
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
DJ Mencap, I am applauding
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
this thread, u guys :D
― ~cankles~ (ice cr?m), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link
Jesus Christ Mr. Que this is too funny
― Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.hulu.com/watch/113213/saturday-night-live-underground-festival
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:28 (fourteen years ago) link
^ (funny Gathering of the Jaggalos parody)
^ this thread is funnier
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Open here I flung the shitter, when, with many a fart and titter,In there stepped an ugly pelican of the fugly days of yore.Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;But, with mien of Juggalo or lass, ate my cellphone, I got sore -Perched upon the Great Milenko just above my outhouse door -Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Then this lame-ass bird beguiling my sad clownface into smiling,By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,`Though in your beak my phone has haven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.Ghastly annoying dumb pelican wandering from the Bayside shore -Tell me what thy lordly name is on SF's Plutonian shore!'Quoth the pelican, `Fuck you dude.'
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link
fukkin Raggetts, how do they work?
― my heart will goon (some dude), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link
`Twas brillig, and the fuckin' toves Did gyre and gimble in this bitch.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link
okay I was off the ICP train long before this song came out so I had no idea how hilarious it was
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
also why has no one called out the "beatboxing" in the coda, which sounds suspiciously like "bored sound engineer making fart noises"
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
seeing it the first time immediately reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk
― Bastards of Young Dro, Friday, 9 April 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Best thread ever!
― I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
― fuckin' raggett... how does that work? (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, April 9, 2010 9:08 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
damn late pass
― my heart will goon (some dude), Friday, 9 April 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
It's all good.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:14 (fourteen years ago) link
point of diminishing returns has probably been reached; nonetheless:
As I came down the impassible Rivers,I heard no more the scientists' lies,Targets for screaming juggalos they were nailedNaked to painted poles.
What did I care for any crews,Carriers of long-neck giraffes or of fuckin' rainbows!The midnight coast and all that hubbub left behind,The miracles let me go my own free way.
In the furious lashings of the Dark Carnival,Emptier than pelicans' mouths, I through that vicious weatherRan! And great peninsulas unmooredNever knew how the fuck magnets work.
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
We stopped at miraculous daysand got out of the car. I fed a fish to a pelican. It was as simple as that. I turned to say something-- and it tried to eat my cellphone.
― Fetchboy, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link
not being a big classics person, I only immediately recognized DJ Mencap's source poem, which made me crack the fuck up
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link
This thread is like some kinda road to damascus moment for me
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link
HI DERE, there is quite a lot of William Clown Williams itt
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
still firmly believe that ICP were solidly entertaining, if not exceedingly gifted emcees, from Ringmaster through about half of The Great Milenko, largely for the reasons everyone is bugging out over "Miracles" itt
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
Somebody please do emperor of ice cream
― repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
"85 bucks an hour" still makes me laugh xp
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
They used to be exceedingly good at swinging between ridiculously goofy and hilarious, and kind of creepy and unsettling but still hilarious, then their decent producer left and they ran out of ideas for a while. It makes sense that when Mike E. Clark came back, they'd get some decent beats back again and come up with more entertaining goofy shit like this.
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
What he has now to say is a longwonder the world can bear & be.Once in a sycamore I was gladall at the top, and I sang.Hard on the land wears the strong seaand fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Friday, 9 April 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
great milenko only entertained me for the first fifteen minutes of the first listen, but it's possible i'm more peurile than i was in high school (i had to write a preview of their upcoming show for the weekender section of the local paper, only the band backed out of the gig the day of because the stage was too small for their many faygo bottles or something. thankfully it was relatively early in the juggalo era and there wasn't a full-blown riot).
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah well the problem is that you hit "Piggy Pie" and it's like "holy shit this is fucking awful, fuck you ICP" and that might mean you never make it to "The Neden Game" (which IIRC wasn't on the original Disney-approved album anyway but is like miles ahead of everything else on the album).
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link
haha since i haven't heard it since high school i don't remember any specifics other than that i was amused for fifteen minutes, bored for rest of album and repeated listens and all other ICP interactions until you posted some mp3s of them a while back, like the one about their ghosts killing a jury, and i realized some of that shit had been squeezed into diamonds.
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
haha the neden game is the one track I remember as being good xp
― fuck in rainbows, ☔ (dyao), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link
thread needs less ICP praise, more juggalo poetry
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
juggaloetry, you mean
― da croupier, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
insane clown poesy
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
TS: Juggaloetry vs Floetry
― Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
er, "aren't" should be "are" up there
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 5 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm OK with this as long as the next video has more animation and fewer Juggalos.
― skip, Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel the exact opposite of that. In fact, I wish the next video wouldn't even include ICP themselves, just juggalos. And no ICP music either. Just interviews with them, maybe a tour of their house in Hazel Park. That'd be my favorite ICP video ever.
― filthy dylan, Sunday, 5 September 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
these people are so gross, i feel bad for them how theyre left out of society and dont even get to be cool
― ice cr?m, Monday, 6 September 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.insaneclownposse.com/radioedits/icp_this_halloween_is_crazy_radio_edit.wma
― Duran (Doran), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link
this got a couple laughs outta me:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSSAD-0m6hc
― haven't you people ever heard of theodor a-goddamn-dorno (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
I fed a pelican in Reno just to watch him die.
― I don't need a bonghit. (ctrl-s), Friday, April 9, 2010 3:03 AM Bookmark
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 24 October 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ thread highlight for me
http://thenextweb.com/facebook/2015/09/04/facebooks-newest-product-helps-educators-track-students-progress/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheNextWeb+%28The+Next+Web+All+Stories%29
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― j., Friday, 4 September 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link
this song still rules
― soyrev, Friday, 4 September 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link
this song/video makes me feel better when I'm feeling bad until they get to the scientists line and then I go back to feeling bad again
― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 4 September 2015 14:02 (eight years ago) link
oh this is where we did the poems
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, 4 September 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
This song has definitely gotten stuck in my head before
― skip, Friday, 4 September 2015 14:37 (eight years ago) link
I think the pelican line is great, of course, but "Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast, the wonders of the world, mysteries the most!" gets my vote because... ghosts? Also, there is a matching ghost in the video, which makes it even better. And then also, crows? Of all of the miraculous birds out there, he picked crows?
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, April 12, 2010 11:01 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
was thinking about this song, and this post, like two days ago in the backyard while marveling at how interesting the morning-glory looked up close.
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 September 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link