faygoetry
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Looking for the LOLs in the Browning, but mostly just getting not-LOLs.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
it's subtle
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link
To Christ our Bitch I CAUGHT this morning morning’s miracle, king- dom of fucken' rainbows, dapper-phone-drawn Pelican, in his ridin' Of the rollin' Frisco underneath him steady sea, and I'm gettin' High there, how he rung upon the ringtone of a cellphone's ring In his gizzard! then off, when phone stops callin', As a skater’s heel sweeps smooth on a half-pipe: with puke and cryin' I guffed a big wind. My heart in hidin' Stirred for a bird,—the trapeze of; the ringmastery of the thing! Bitch beauty and Faygo and wack, oh, fuck this pelican here, Fuck y'all! AND the breaks that fire from the DJ, a billion Times told lovelier, more dangerous, O my Clown Posse! The wonder of it: fuckén' magnéts work fucken' silly and Shit, and big-beak remembrance, ah my dear, Phone, call thyself. I cash gold millions, Bitch
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, 9 April 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link
to write a poem after magnets is barbaric, and that corrodes also the knowledge which expresses why it has become impossible to write poetry today
― Lamp, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Two Faygos procured in Harper WoodsAnd sorry I could not spray you with both And be one Juggalo, long I stood And shook up one as much as I could To better soak with Red Pop your clothes
Then shook the other, as just as fair, And having perhaps the better claim Then a pelican took to the airHis fucking pouch, my cell phone's in thereLast time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay
And two bitches that morning I furiously laid With faces painted white upon blackOh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way I doubted if she should ever come back Fucking magnets, I say with a sighI don't want to talk to no scientistTwo Faygos procured in Harper WoodsI shook the one labeled Rock & RyeAnd that has made all the difference.
― joygoat, Friday, 9 April 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
god damn
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
good work all around. these should be published imo.
― bnw, Friday, 9 April 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link
outstanding
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:47 (fourteen years ago) link
nobody heard him, the pelicanbut still he lay moaningi ate from a juggalo in frisco bayand not a fish but a cellphone
poor bird, he always loved fukkin magnetsand now he's deadit must have been the faygo his heart gave waythey said.
oh no no no, it was faygo always(still the pelican lay moaning)i ate from juggaloes all my lifeand not a fish but a cellphone
― drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Friday, 9 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
guitar solo almost as good as final placement
― phat vintage shit (r1o natsume), Friday, 9 April 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Philip Larkinsane Clown Posse
― Neil S, Friday, 9 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago) link
guitar solo almost as good as final placement― phat vintage shit (r1o natsume), Friday, April 9, 2010 12:14 PM (7 hours ago)
― phat vintage shit (r1o natsume), Friday, April 9, 2010 12:14 PM (7 hours ago)
lol, i thought the same thing!
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago) link
Will there be a line-by-line poll for this song? I think it deserves one. I'd vote for the thing about the bird eating his cell phone.
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Doctor Casino just dropped a truth bomb -- this needs to happen
― ksh, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link
I was going to but this song is too lyrically dense to organize into a poll
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:09 (fourteen years ago) link
hang on
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Are you a believer in mira-POLLs? Do you notice and recognize mira-POLLs?
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 10 April 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago) link
In Frisco Bay did Violent JA pelican attempt to feedWhere Alph, the Faygo river ranthrough shit that shocked the eyelids of manDown to a clownless sea
― itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Saturday, 10 April 2010 07:06 (fourteen years ago) link
lj I commend you for that windhover version
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Saturday, 10 April 2010 09:14 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFFyLl_s64
Pelican wants cellphone!
― Neil S, Saturday, 10 April 2010 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link
hey forks, watch this whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfisddCgtsg
― Lift Your Skinny Jeans Like Antennas to Heaven (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link
and give us the highlight reel
Things that need to be mentioned on this thread:
--The recent Juggalo episode of Law and Order--The Juggalo episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
― filthy dylan, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link
wkiw icp in that interview, shame they are actually icp.
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Come away, o Jugglo, to the water,With the pelican hand in hand,For the world's more full of Faygo, bitch,Than you can understand.
― a modest crowd, not jammed (Eazy), Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link
insane clown poesy― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, April 9, 2010 5:11 PM (Yesterday)I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:34 AM (20 hours ago)
― forgive me fada (acoleuthic), Friday, April 9, 2010 5:11 PM (Yesterday)
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, April 10, 2010 2:34 AM (20 hours ago)
HEROES
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 22:50 (fourteen years ago) link
real q is which producer is going to step up and do a decent balearic edit of the instrumental outro to this song? could see prins thomas playing it out maybe.
― dogs, Sunday, 11 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
man that interview is actually really solid & appears to be somebody in icp's crew surreptitiously taping bashir interviewing them - they're really awesomely forthright - pretty inspiring tbh
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago) link
^i've always said this. they are smart, down-to-earth guys who totally understand their place in the world.
i kind of want to interview them myself, but i don't know how the pitch would go. Like call psychopathic and be like "do you want to talk about the fact that hipsters are deconstructing you all day?"
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link
as usual you're shoehorning the word "hipster" in where it's kind of unnecessary, but i don't think it'd be that hard a sell, to want to talk to them about how the outside world views them. plus, i mean, you don't put on clown makeup and then get mad when people laugh at you.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link
as usual you're confusing "fun" with "requires an actual news peg"
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
the line about what you'd say when calling their label made it seem like you were talking about how to justify the interview to the interviewees, not to an editor.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago) link
i would love to see other examples of me making that same mistake regarding fun and news pegs though.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago) link
ie, the outside world has been kind of joking about ICP so years, but now theres a ILX/BC0/hip1noin/VLV/Williamsb0ard-etc. (ie, the Das Racist audience) deconstructing their every move and occasionally showing up that the Gathering to take pictures
― the smh westerns (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link
omfg this thread
And then my heart with pleasure fills,to recognize these mirakills.
poor bird, he always loved fukkin magnets
oh Violent J we love you come back
the fuckin' tovesDid gyre and gimble in this bitch.
XIHe rode over ConnecticutIn a glass coach.Once, a fear pierced him,In that he mistookThe shadow of his equipageFor juggalos.
Forgive meit was deliciousmaybe you could get it outusing some sort of magnet?
To lead you to an overwhelming question …Fucking magnets, how do they work?
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life
I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets
just in tears...
― tbrrprint (2) HD (zvookster), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
noz has had some good defenses of the juggalo phenom
that's kind of like saying "hipsters go to Will Ferrell movies, therefore Will Ferrell is a hipster phenomenon"
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
having read through several of the long icp/juggalo related threads i'm still rly unsure what to make of them
beyond 'the fact' of their transitory meme life there's obviously something there, but it seems like they've bequeathed a culture that thrives without them? like if icp vanished the thing would go on somehow, and some other business would organize, or the juggalos wd self organize rhizomatically
― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
on the contrary, i think they're a cottage industry unto themselves in part BECAUSE they're smart businessmen and know how to merchandise and service their fans. they're like the new Kiss, makeup and all.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
and btw i don't really think what they do is that remarkable or unusual, once you look past how crazy the whole ICP thing is. i mean, 311 have a similarly enduring cult and huge annual events, etc., the refugees of the '90s that have survived in this way are always kind of surprising and often horribly uncool.
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.campbisco.net/
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link
sure xp, and one of the rationalizations the icp could use is that if they didn't run the show someone else would
in this sense icp could be avatars of ameriolative capitalism, like anthony giddens or something
it wouldn't just disappear without icp, they're probably getting terrible abuse on juggalo boards right now for the miracles vid/song anyway
― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago) link
ameliorative (lol
― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link
this doesn't seem to be just a 90s nostalgia thing, the 2009 'gathering' apparently had more people than ever before
― nakhchivan, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"That's hardcore wrestling.""That derives from Japan, that's been around forever, we didn't make that up.""You can take a baseball bat, wrapped in duct tape, rolled in thumbtacks, and spanked across somebody's naked scrotum, know what I'm sayin'? We could go on and on."
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
LOL 5 minutes in it becomes clear the next room is blasting Beyonce
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago) link
So awesome. At 9 minutes in Bashir reads an example of one of their 'romance' lyrics and starts laughing, and then everyone starts laughing, and he is told by a man wearing clown make up "See, you're laughing, how can you take this shit seriously?"
― Adam Bruneau, Monday, 12 April 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link
by mentioning that someone whose mainstream profile peaked in the 90s has enjoyed a devoted following since then i was in no way attributing that to "90s nostalgia" fwiw
― fucka washa hat (some dude), Monday, 12 April 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago) link