lol'd @ "no country for scientists"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link
the lols, they are many
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
You do not do, you do not do,any more, clown shoe,in which I've been dancing in placefor thirty years, poor and whitewhen I started, now richer than Croesus, it's true.
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
J0hn D., that was as good as your first effort, which was pretty fucking delightful. Those and "This Is Just to Say, Bitches" upthread have completely made my day.
xp OMG
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:22 (fourteen years ago) link
was waiting for ozymandias to make an appearance
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:24 (fourteen years ago) link
there once was a man from detroitwhose rhyming was less than adroitso he dressed like a clownand sprayed faygo aroundand now he's as rich as jon voight
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link
:)
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago) link
i def wanted to bring all this high-brow shit back down to my level of reading comprehension
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
with respect to your street cred I don't think you can rhyme "detroit" with "adroit" and talk down your literary know-how in the same posting session
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link
at any rate "he dressed like a clown/and sprayed faygo around" is bringing very fine lols
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost yeah, but i'm ashamed to say i'm not catching all the chaucer deep cuts itt.
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
shit is flying over my head like a ghostface lyric to a sufjan fan
Troilus and Violent J
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:34 (fourteen years ago) link
not sure there's been any?
xp
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
oh fuck have we not done chaucer yet? brb, invoking aprille w/shoures of Faygo sweete
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm just saying, i'm not getting every poem these are in reference to and am feeling like a total dumbshit
― i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
btw can we just take this moment to collectively admit that "Violent J" is one of the greatest, most hilarious stage names of all time?
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link
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READ YR POEMS
― max, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:36 (54 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
should make an ep w/ killer mike
― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
ive def googled a few
almost didn't reconize ozy, just cuz the signature passage to me is "look in my works ye mighty and despair"
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
No Chaucer that I've picked up on. I tried to figure out a way to make the Wife of Bath have included Violent J and Shaggy in her five marriages but it was beyond my very limited skills as an ICPoet.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Who painted the clownface, tell me who
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
these woods are lovely dark and deepthey are a fukkin miracle
― max, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link
13 Ways of Looking at a Juggalo
― tylerw, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
Shaggy, murder, murder, murder you.You died before I had time--Magnet-heavy, a bag full of God,Ghastly clown with one gay toeBig as a Frisco pelican
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I was going to write exactly this, lol
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Que did that one upthread, his concluding stanzas were fucking brilliant iirc
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link
TO what purpose, pelican, do you return again?Miracles are not enough.You can no longer quiet my phone with the rednessOf big beak opening stickily.I know what I know.The sun is hot on my neck as I observeThe spikes of fukkin' flowersThe smell of the earth is good.It is apparent that there is no death.But what does that fukkin' mean?Not only under ground are the brains of menEaten by magnetsLife in itselfIs magicA fukkin' rainbow, a flight of pyramid stairsIt is enough that yearly, down this hill,ShaggyComes like a scientist, babbling and strewing flowers.
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost oh shit! you're right.
― tylerw, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link
Once there were juggaloes in the campgrounds in the Midwest. You could see them standing in the amber light where the white edges of their makeup bled softly in the sun. They smelled of faygo on their hands. Painted and white and stoned. On their faces were clownish patterns that were maps of the world in its becoming. Maps and mazes. Of a thing which could not be put back. Not to be made right again. In the deep glens where they lived all juggaloes were older than man and they hummed of mystery.
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link
wow^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link
Whan that Faygo, with its shoures sweete,the floor of Zoot's hath soaked to the boardes,and bathed Violent J in swich licourof which virtu engendred is much fatte; when a blunt eek with its sweete smoakeinspired hath in every holt and heaththe juggalos, and the yonge sonne,doth, miracle straight-up, its half-cours ronne,and foule shitte transpireth in the vanneswhich rocketh in the Detroit parking lottes,so smeareth make up on yon 2XLs;and specially from from every shires endeof Michigan to Lansing East they wende,the wicked insane clownes for to seeke,that hem wolle holpen with their beats madd seke.
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Eternal win
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
oh my fucking god
― HOT DISH THYME MACHINE (jjjusten), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Yay!!!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link
On first looking into Violent J's Faygo
MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound, And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard; Round many midwestern states have I learned Which bards in fealty to Puff are found. Oft of one wide waist did they expound That deep-brow’d soothsayer ruled as his demesne; Yet did I never breathe its pure serene Till I heard Violent J speak out loud. O, clowned! Then felt I like some bitch of the skies When a new miracle swims into his ken; Or like stout Carles when with eagle eyes He star’d at the blogosphere—and all his followers Look’d at each other with a wild surmise— Silent, upon a pouffe in Williamsburg.
― gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
<3 <3 <3
love you, dude, esp.
the juggalos, and the yonge sonne,doth, miracle straight-up, its half-cours ronne,
― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
OMG
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link
oops I appear to have posted that directly into the slipstream of greatness :/
― gucci magnet (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
lololol fuck yes lj what is up, I was waiting for you to get here
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
V. great Keats riff there.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:03 (fourteen years ago) link
these are all awesome but just to be clear, we all realize that what is happening in this thread is called "filking", right
― Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
I'm sure the Juggalo term for that sounds worse.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link
mark linkous tribute display name
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
what is the emoticon for "clown w/one tear rolling down face"
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
hey whiney you think you can get us a book deal?
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link
MUCH have I travell’d in the realms of sound, And many goodly clown-faced MCs heard;
the greatness of this should not go unremarked-upon imo
― Twink Will Ferrell (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link
has anyone done kubla khan btw
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link
'declare a stately bio-dome'
― pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
kinda want to send these to my mom (loves poetry), but then i'd have to explain juggaloes and i'm not sure....how to do that
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link