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in frisco bay did violent j a stately pelican to feed

max, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:22 (fourteen years ago) link

a pouffe in Williamsburg

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

It makes sense that when Mike E. Clark came back, they'd get some decent beats back again

Just heard this song... and, well, I think it makes sense that when ICP started ripping off The Knife, they'd get HI DERE's acclaim and eternal fandom back again. Skip to 3:40, enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVmH4M7HbT4

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

you are high 24/7, right

Bear Ana Gasteyer (HI DERE), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

uh

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

sounds like a yes to me

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

waht

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link

huh

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

hey

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

um

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

all RIGHT!!!!!!

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah!!!

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

woo!

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

family!

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

man!

steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

*guitar solo*

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

hungry

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I rolled the last one you son of a bitch

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Thank &^%$& for that, I was beginning to feel that I was out-intellectualised. You always use way to many papers!

Convenience Fish (snoball), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

too many papers, I mean

Convenience Fish (snoball), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

so after all these years it turns out that I am, in fact, down with the clown.

bug holocaust (sleeve), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

can i just say right now, if someone wants to start a tumblr called "The Unabridged Anthology Of Poetry Based On Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Video" and put all these poems in it; it will be on Hype Machine/Village Voice/Gawker, etc by the end of the week.

I'd do it but I already have a retarded tumblr

i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago) link

*registers theunabridgedanthologyofpoetrybasedoninsaneclownpossesmiraclesvideo.com*

J0rdan S., Monday, 12 April 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I feel like I didn't really go in on my howl excerpt

rĂ³isin bran (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

we're just talking about turning j0hn d's posts into a book to make him freak out and leave, right

some dude, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago) link

btw i have compiled almost all of the juggaloetry into a .txt

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Can someone wrangle some Law & Order cast members (or voices of equal stature) into reciting these?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

can i just say right now, if someone wants to start a tumblr called "The Unabridged Anthology Of Poetry Based On Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles" Video" and put all these poems in it; it will be on Hype Machine/Village Voice/Gawker, etc by the end of the week.

I will be pretty bummed out if this happens, I was only here to have fun w/ilx ppl not for any broader thing, everybody knows my position on this stuff already, some dude otm

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

IOW if somebody does that, please leave mine out, thx

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

nothing everything has to be a book--i'm just clowning* around here, just for lols.

*LOL

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe publish them anonymously, or as the 'work' of one Gygax Luna Passantino

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

not everything has to be a book

Mr. Que, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

everyone would be bummed even if Vincent D'Onofrio busts out his crazy cadence on your rhymes?

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The thread is the thread, it has already found its own best form.

repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

whelp, that's the fun sucked right out of it

I'm outta this thread, peace everybody, it was fun while it lasted

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah john, god forbid someone re-post your poems to the internet

i'm so j0rd with the u.S.a (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

fwiw I do not condone posting these poems anywhere and was just looking for an excuse to type 'Gygax Luna Passantino' which has kinda a ring to it

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

why you gotta be like that whiney

just trying to fuckin chill on ilx, not get broader attn is all.

the mom most likely to comprehend juggalos (J0hn D.), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

oh relax it's not gonna be a blog!

I saved stuff because it's funny!

GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

all things must be transient. all things must be transient. all things must be transient.

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

But not all transients are things.

repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

If only ICP could be stopped by the threat of broader attention, amazing videos about pelicans notwithstanding.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 12 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

there's only one way to save this thread and restore ILX's honour

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

What pelican of magnets and aluminium bashed open their phones and ate up their brains and imagination?

Miracles! Solitude! Filth! Face paint! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Juggaloes screaming under the fukkin rainbows! Boys sobbing in bizzars! Old scientists weeping in the piss!

Miracles! Magic! Nightmare of Miracles! Miracles the loveless! Mental Miracles! Miracles the heavy judger of juggalos!

Miracles the incomprehensible prison! Miracles the crossbone soulless jailhouse and Congress of sorrows! Magic whose butterflies are judgement! Magic the vast neden of war! Fukkin the stunned governments! Bang! Pow! Boom!

Miracles whose mind is pure machinery! Miracles whose blood is running magic! Miracles whose fingers are joker card armies! Miracles whose breast is some sweet fat titties! Miracles whose ear is a smoking tomb!

Miracles whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Miracles whose skyscrapers stand in the long streets like endless Shangri-La! Miracles whose factories dream and choke in their face paint! Miracles whose smokestacks and magic crown the fukkin cities!

Juggalettes whose love is endless oil and stone! Miracles whose soul is electricity and wank jokes! Miracles whose poverty is the specter of our customer fan base! Miracles whose fate is a cloud of sexless hydrogen, until they come party at next year's Gathering! Miracles whose name is the Mind! Fuck you scientists!

Miracles in whom I sit lonely! Miracles in whom I dream fundy Christian angels! Crazy in Miracles! Cocksucker in Eminem's crew! Lacklove and manless in I dunno, whatever!

Miracles who entered my soul early! Miracles in whom I am a consciousness without a body! Miracles who frightened me out of my natural ecstasy! Miracles whom I abandon! Wake up in Magic! Light streaming out of the sky and shit!

Miracles! Miracles! Robot apartments! invisable suburbs! skeleton treasuries! blind capitals! demonic industries! spectral nations! invincible madhouses! granite cocks! monstrous bombs!

They broke their backs lifting Miracles to Heaven! Pavements, trees, radios, tons! lifting the city to Heaven which exists and is everywhere about us!

Visions! omens! hallucinations! neden! miracles! ecstacies! gone down the American river!

Dreams! adorations! illuminations! religions! the whole boatload of sensitive bullshit!

Breakthroughs! over the river! flips and crucifixions! gone down the flood! Highs! Epiphanies! Despairs! Join the band wagon wigga it's a juggalo party! Ten years' animal screams and suicides! Minds! New loves! Mad generation! down on the rocks of Time! I stab people!

Real holy laughter in the river! They saw it all! the wild eyes! the holy yells! They bade farewell! They jumped off the roof! to solitude! waving! carrying flowers! Down to the river! into the street!

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckin ILX threads/how do they work

Shamandy Warhol (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

they work like magnets, like, obviously, duh...

Convenience Fish (snoball), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

holy fucking shit, a hoy hoy, that's...wow

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Fukkin the stunned governments! Bang! Pow! Boom!

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:15 (fourteen years ago) link

What the hell is that based on? I'm kind of guessing Patti Smith?

repugnant appearance, Irish background, not an animal (Jon Lewis), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I was kinda hoping 'Miracles' replaced 'Zombies'

might be a David Icke rant tho

pretty girl, filking a clown (acoleuthic), Monday, 12 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link


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