Gallery of unfortunate band photos

it's a brilliant turn of phrase, but I dunno, it seems like a lot of work to shout,"omg running at u with knives!" while you're running, especially if you tend to get out of breath easily. I'd suggest simply grunting "omgrrrrargh"and letting your victims figure out what you're saying based on context cues, such as the running and the knives.

it's much more effective in printed form.

In the physical world, it would be manifested by me actually running at them with knives without announcement, rather than yelling it and giving the game away.

you've really thought out this "murdering Sirius B" thing, haven't you? ;)

on reflection, the girl on the right is the least punchable because (1) the red AIDS awareness ribbon (if that's what it is) on her hat shows that she has at least a passing concern for a greater cause than figuring out how to clean the spit out her melodica (2) her smile isn't goofy/ironic; and (3) she's set slightly apart from the rest of the group, opening up the possibility that she was photoshopped into the frame to meet the band's "one sane-looking person who looks like they don't belong" quota.

dying to punch the accordion guy

girl on the right gets it bc she plays melodica. I don't need any more reason than that.

and attention-getting hand gesture.

"least punchable" really just means "punchable, but slightly less punchable than her extremely punchable friends", so by all means punch away.

ty :)

'omg running at u with knives' needs to be used in other discussions too. brilliant

Caught Smoking Oregano is especially great because Beiberhead on the far right looks really worried about his parent's finding out.

Yuck

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and we're sure they are in an actual band?

the rhapsody of fire photo upthread is great. the bald guy looks conspicuously out of place - like he's sheepishly peering into a wig convention.

http://i.imgur.com/2QV9H.jpg

^^friends of mine saw them live, at first

They actually sound a bit like Travis iirc

ahahah, great one nakhchivan !
there's a kind of U2 circa unforgettable fire vibe going on...

i like AC alright but looks like they all popped ecstasy at the same time here -- "bros" indeed

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geologist looks gone.

kinda looks like they all farted

Who is that? Everyone except the guy in the back left looks at least 1/2 retarded.

where I'm from we call that "high"

Nope. I've been high/ been around plenty of high folks in my day. I also had a severely autistic cousin. Trust me, these dudes look a lot more like him than any of my THC influenced friends.

haha e they are animal collective

Ah, OK, that makes sense.

avey tare looks like he's saying "cheeeeeeeese"

I don't know any AnCo names or backgrounds, but the dude in red looks like he's uncomfortable to be seen there but it's a paycheck what ya gonna do?

okay i like the white stripes, but c'mon guys

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/stripes452.jpg

jack looks like an ian mcculloch lookalike perv creepster, meg looks like the 5 yr old on the swing that he's eyeing from a distance behind his glasses

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http://beyondrace.com/images/stories/lukestar.jpg

http://a272.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_0049c5e05dbd3ef836a9e3a3380a1c0f.jpg

http://radiorevolt.no/rev/uploads/Image/lukestar.jpg

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http://www.newartillery.com/lukestar.jpg

hahahaha omg please stop, wtf is that

tell me this is a hospital band that plays for patients

That first picture is like a publicity photo from a remake of One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest where Jim Carrey (second from right) plays McMurphy.

are those pictures all of the one band? or are they several bands each with a token fat guy?

lazy eye for the fat guy

lazy eye blind

lukestar apparently.

M.I.A. makes a guest appearance on TLC's What Not to Wear next week!

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/mia_1.jpg

OMG there was an Ann Taylor explosion?

The short crosseyed fat guy is Benny Hill's grandson

http://www.thebaybridged.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ponytail.jpg

Jack Wilde is alive! Hooray!

oops, Wild, no e.

decemberists promo shots -- the gift that keeps on giving!

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/decem452asd.jpg

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he's kinda got a j.bieber hairstyle + e.costello glasses + vampire weekend jock-sweater look going, doesn't he?

he looks like a hipster stalker postal worker

dude with the hat looks kinda badass tbh

google img search for "decemberists" turns up this GEM as the first result

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/The_Decemberists__thedecemberists04screen1_01.jpg

lol whut