Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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girl on the right gets it bc she plays melodica. I don't need any more reason than that.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

and attention-getting hand gesture.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

"least punchable" really just means "punchable, but slightly less punchable than her extremely punchable friends", so by all means punch away.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ty :)

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

'omg running at u with knives' needs to be used in other discussions too. brilliant

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 13 January 2011 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Caught Smoking Oregano is especially great because Beiberhead on the far right looks really worried about his parent's finding out.

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 13 January 2011 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Yuck

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/yuck452.jpg

ilxor, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

and we're sure they are in an actual band?

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the rhapsody of fire photo upthread is great. the bald guy looks conspicuously out of place - like he's sheepishly peering into a wig convention.

charlie h, Wednesday, 19 January 2011 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2QV9H.jpg

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link

^^friends of mine saw them live, at first

Kerm, Friday, 21 January 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

They actually sound a bit like Travis iirc

Rejoice that you weren't eaten (chap), Friday, 21 January 2011 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahah, great one nakhchivan !
there's a kind of U2 circa unforgettable fire vibe going on...

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 21 January 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i like AC alright but looks like they all popped ecstasy at the same time here -- "bros" indeed

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/ac_______.jpg

ilxor, Friday, 21 January 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

geologist looks gone.

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda looks like they all farted

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Who is that? Everyone except the guy in the back left looks at least 1/2 retarded.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

where I'm from we call that "high"

children of the church planters (Edward III), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Nope. I've been high/ been around plenty of high folks in my day. I also had a severely autistic cousin. Trust me, these dudes look a lot more like him than any of my THC influenced friends.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

haha e they are animal collective

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, OK, that makes sense.

‎\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

avey tare looks like he's saying "cheeeeeeeese"

Moonlight Graham (chrisv2010), Friday, 21 January 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know any AnCo names or backgrounds, but the dude in red looks like he's uncomfortable to be seen there but it's a paycheck what ya gonna do?

kkvgz, Friday, 21 January 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

okay i like the white stripes, but c'mon guys

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/stripes452.jpg

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

jack looks like an ian mcculloch lookalike perv creepster, meg looks like the 5 yr old on the swing that he's eyeing from a distance behind his glasses

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha omg please stop, wtf is that

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 3 February 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

tell me this is a hospital band that plays for patients

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 3 February 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

That first picture is like a publicity photo from a remake of One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest where Jim Carrey (second from right) plays McMurphy.

Danzig, with tears in my eyes (DavidM), Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

are those pictures all of the one band? or are they several bands each with a token fat guy?

charlie h, Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

lazy eye for the fat guy

Catsupppppp Grind (kkvgz), Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

lazy eye blind

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

lukestar apparently.

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Thursday, 3 February 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

M.I.A. makes a guest appearance on TLC's What Not to Wear next week!

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/mia_1.jpg

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Thursday, 3 February 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG there was an Ann Taylor explosion?

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The short crosseyed fat guy is Benny Hill's grandson

van smack, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Jack Wilde is alive! Hooray!

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

oops, Wild, no e.

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

decemberists promo shots -- the gift that keeps on giving!

http://cdn.pitchfork.com/media/decem452asd.jpg

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

he's kinda got a j.bieber hairstyle + e.costello glasses + vampire weekend jock-sweater look going, doesn't he?

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

he looks like a hipster stalker postal worker

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

dude with the hat looks kinda badass tbh

he do the waka lyfe (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

google img search for "decemberists" turns up this GEM as the first result

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/The_Decemberists__thedecemberists04screen1_01.jpg

Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol whut

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

They make Bare Naked Ladies look like Joy Division.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahah otm

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Smashmouth be warned. There's a new sheriff in town.

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 15 February 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

They make Bare Naked Ladies look like Joy Division.

I will never forget this.

kingkongvsbasedgodzilla (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link


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