Albums That Never Were and Never Will Be

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Ted Nugent: "Make Love Not War"

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, with supposed "punkers" Green Day releasing an ambitious concept album containing 9 minute suites, this thread was meaningless already from the start. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Rem Koolhaas & Ruben Studdard - More Songs About Buildings & Food
Well played indeed, firstworldman!


The Kinks's (or Greg Kihn's ) Coolest Cuts Compilation

and the followup:

Kinks's Coolest Cuts Compilation Companion

Jonathan Richman - Jonathan Sings David Allen Coe
Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg - The Acute
Simon and Garfunkel, Salt 'N' Pepa : Garlic and Vinegar.
Joey's Big Bass Drum, The Early Years: The Ramones
I'm Not Confused Anymore: A Tribute to Jake Holmes by Jimmy Page

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm Not McCoy: DeForest Kelley Sings!

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

CHINESE DEMOCRACY

Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Skrewdriver's In A Klezmer Mood.

mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Evanescence Drop It On The One

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson: Vincible.

mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

paul mccartney/yoko ono - duets

fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Le Tigre: The Surrendered Wife.

mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Morcheeba - Hot, Steaming And Smeared In Blood

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Dandy Warhols - The Black Album

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Toby Keith - Courtesy of the the Mauve, Chartreuse and Aubergine (The Swishy American)

Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost to fcc)

Cook of the House: The Best of Linda McCartney
Here, There and Yesterday: Sir Paul McCartney Sings the Best of the McCartney/Lennon Songbook

Although I fear this last one might actually come to be.

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Great American Composers Series- Entertainment Tonite: The Residents Perform The Music of John Tesch

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

This is slowly turning into my favorite thread.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Metrosexual Healing: Posh 'n Becks Sing Motown!
Right Said Ned: The I'm Too Sexy Remixes - Ned Raggett
Who's Left: The Absolute Last, Final, We Kid You Not, Definitive Who's Greatest Hits Collection

Sir Paul McCartney Presents Cheeseburger in Paradise: Wings Live At Margaritaville

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynyrd Skynyrd featuring Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison & John Lennon: The Comeback

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Tonight the Tetrabrik Let Me Down Merle Haggard and the Twelve Steppers
Rush Never Sleeps: A Benefit to Save the Yukon Permafrost

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

By the Time We Got to Barstow: Fugazi Sings the Words of Hunter S. Thompson

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

TAILGATE KEGGER: Jock Jams and Party Anthems by Skinny Puppy

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Toby Keith -- Dis-moi en francais
Bardo Pond and the London Symphony Orchestra -- Live at Royal Albert Hall
Snoop Dogg ft Pharrell, K-os, and Lumidee -- I Get a Kick Out of You: Snoop sings Cole Porter, for shizzle!

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Right Said Ned: The I'm Too Sexy Remixes - Ned Raggett

I thought that album was just called Heavens! I'm Too Sexy!

martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link


When Ivan Meets GI Joe: The US and Former Red Choir Sing the Music of the Clash

Nappy Together: Rap's Greatest Turtles Samples

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Correction:
When Ivan Meets GI Joe: The US and Former Red Army Choir Sing the Music of the Clash

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link


Pearly Dew-Drops Droppin' Like They Hot - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz sing the Cocteau Twins

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Switched On Kraftwerk - Wendy Carlos

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Je t'aime, moi Me too! -the Posthumous Duets - Serge Gainsbourg plus Britney, Christina and various

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

If someone could pull off the Serge Gainsbourg album, "Unforgettable"-style, it could very well be the greatest thing ever.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought that album was just called Heavens! I'm Too Sexy!
You forgot PolandDre ";-)"

Pearly Dew-Drops Droppin' Like They Hot
I bow in awe.

OleM (OleM), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

sugar HICCUP! in my CHEERIO! sugar HICCUP!

(Jon L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Brie Thousand: A Space Age Bachelor Pad Remix of the GBV Classic

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Too Many Cocks, Not Enough Time by Amy Grant

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

How Great Thou Artie Fufkin: The Gospel Album - Paul Shaffer

Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link

This Years Model: Frank and Florian's A Cappella Cover of Queen's Bicycle Race

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The Modern Duo: Levellation Four

OleM (OleM), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

The Man Who Would Be Klinger: Jamie Farr Interprets The Music of Maurice Jarre

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link

You're So Beautilicious: Ned Raggett Casiotones Golden Instrumentals From The Great American Cookbook

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Example A:
Montgomery Gentry -- The French Album

Example B:
Marilyn Manson -- Greatest Hits Volume II


mottdeterre (mottdeterre), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link

By the Time We Got to Barstow: Fugazi Sings the Words of Hunter S. Thompson

This actually made me lol.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Nest in Beexh: "Sleep Whenever"

OleM (OleM), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Smoov Crunk for Pimpin' Playas by Robyn Hitchcock

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Enya: My Name Is Eithne

OleM (OleM), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:19 (nineteen years ago) link

It All Started Out With Rock'n'Roll and Then The Darn Thing Spun Outta Control (We Whistled While We Worked, Honest!) -- The Wire Staff Chorus Murmurs Their Favourite Higher Harmonics Of The Music The Spheres, Literally.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Smoov Crunk for Pimpin' Playas by Robyn Hitchcock

Actually, that's a John Wesley Harding record, isn't it?

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't Steal the Covers: Songs We Didn't Write That We'd Like to Play for You Because Really Andy Doesn't Think He's The Most Talented Songwriter Since Jesus Christ by XTC

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Spittoon in June: The Johnny Ramone/Robert Wyatt Duets

Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Iron Maiden: Pave Slower

OleM (OleM), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit Happens (When You're Making Other Plans): A Double Fantasy -- Ass & Hole feat. Laibach

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pantsless Disco Blitzkrieg by Natalie Merchant

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 November 2004 00:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Gary Glitter, V.I.N.D.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Montgomery Gentry, Ambiguity

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Lily Allen & G.G.Allin - Duets

winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fennesz ft David Sylvian -- C'mon Get Happy

This suggestion had me in tears. And now I'll throw out one that I just thought of right now (apologies if it comes off as totally lame):

Creeping Extinction: The James Hetfield/Tony Hadley Duets. Featuring the two singing the greatest hits of both Metallica and Spandau Ballet, obv.

Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 30 September 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
'Puerto Rico, or thirty cousins all with a flag on their auto hood'- Sufjan Stevens

M T (BlackIronPrison), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

shellac - the mutt lange sessions

still the best one!

latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

David Bowie & the Laughing Gnome: The Berlin Session

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Colour Me Badd, Live at the BBC

Jubalique (Jubalique), Sunday, 14 January 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin Shields says there is a 100% guarantee of another My Bloody Valentine record. Before he dies. Ha.

keyth (keyth), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mogwai - Music Inspired By The Beijing Olympics 2008

funny since their Zidane album !
Otherwise, I kinda like the idea of mccartney singing the beatles songs originally sung by lennon...

AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 15 January 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Maggot Brain II-Fugazi

Bill Magill (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Van Morrison, Contractual Fascination

tiit (tiit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/RaggettBrain.jpg

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Rofflez

Tom D., Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

that looks like an oompa loompa

Charlie Howard, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Tie on, Raggett Brain.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned hasn't seen that yet, has he?

Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Based on his usual lightning fast response time, I assume he reads ever thread ever instantly, but maybe he's shying away for some reason.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Pi on, Raggett Brain.

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Residents Mash Up The President: A Lester Young Centennial Tribute. [A few months late]

tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Ned Zeppelin π

Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

SKATALITE OF JAH LOVE - A Ska Tribute to Lou Reed

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

Roffle

Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link

Harold Budd ft GG Allin - The Pearl Necklace

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

(couldve said Harold Budd/Momus I guess but that actually seems almost likely).

taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

Miles Davis and the Steve Miller Band - 'Joker's Blues'

earlnash, Monday, 7 October 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Kihntroversy

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

Ned Zeppelin π

ROFLMAO

calstars, Saturday, 24 December 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link


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