Exercise For Credit: Five Names For A Fictional Open Mic

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great article!

reading Ground Up right now and thoroughly enjoying it :D

Women of Mass Destruction

Once encountered a real band, playing the social night at a phil conference, called 'The Critique of Pure Rhythm'. Nearly too clever, but also yuck.

god this thread is so good

The Other Side
― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), zondag 16 juli 2006 15:23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SxAw2LJHX0

http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2014/12/live_local_bands_returning_to.html#incart_river

It's going to be a loud night, with three bands known for amped-up guitars and roaring vocals. Dead Fish Handshake, whose last EP was produced by Sevendust's Clint Lowery, describe their sound as "unadulterated rock 'n' roll...with a no bells-and-whistles approach." Crewman Number Six (the name is a Star Trek reference) have been pounding out their "heavy, soul-funkin' hard rock music" for more than a decade, while Ed Smith & The Ego are longtime Hoboken scene vets.

The Donors Like You

That's great

Saw the below flier and thought The Grateful B.R.O.s was worthy of this thread
https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/192755816_3542630525837102_2893181263667135789_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=2jRNyASmYYwAX86zVml&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=36b868021ee333863c5ddc6f567c0e99&oe=60D8D8C4

http://www.nj.com/hobokennow/index.ssf/2014/12/live_local_bands_returning_to.html#incart_river

It's going to be a loud night, with three bands known for amped-up guitars and roaring vocals. Dead Fish Handshake, whose last EP was produced by Sevendust's Clint Lowery, describe their sound as "unadulterated rock 'n' roll...with a no bells-and-whistles approach." Crewman Number Six (the name is a Star Trek reference) have been pounding out their "heavy, soul-funkin' hard rock music" for more than a decade, while Ed Smith & The Ego are longtime Hoboken scene vets.

― 18th Century Celebrity WS of Shame (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

"longtime scene vets" is such a cruel backhanded complement

Compliment even

Anyway that post is solid gold so nice revive!

Once encountered a real band, playing the social night at a phil conference, called 'The Critique of Pure Rhythm'. Nearly too clever, but also yuck.

― Fine Toothcomb (sonofstan), Tuesday, September 30, 2014 10:43 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

LMAO

also Ken Zoan is ace. great thread. also kind of amazing that this book ended up being published by FSG. did anyone ever read it?

It’s in my giant pile of I’ll get to it one day.

Jeff "Guitar" Elliott kills me every time.

In my orbit, too many pickup band names are lazy AF, referencing their practice time or their practice space or how often they rehearse. I probably shouldn't name them here but there are some decidedly lazy band names out there.

to be fair, some of the greatest bands in musical history had the laziest, most unimaginative names

Like, The Band

or The Beatles