HAHAHA! OH MY GOD BONO NOOOO SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP OH THE HUMANITY

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hahahahaha omg Bono's headstone will have to read "Get A Load of This Fuckin' Guy"

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

SEE THE OMEGA CODE

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

seriously that is lucifer talk

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'm assuming that note was left in lieu of a tip.

Waterloo? Oh, we've sunsetted that. (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

Bono, cast out of the Holy Land.

tylerw, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

here, my little despair, come here

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

okay I can't even deal with this new thing because I'm just now discovering the original video with Tinariwen

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link

hope stays behind to sniff another hope's ass? OMG

aluminum rivets must not be proud of their plastic bosses (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

xpost -- Oh dear. Well, say goodbye to your sanity, then.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

I usually only listen to Youtube vids instead of watching them but this is amazing

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

hahahahaha omg Bono's headstone will have to read "Get A Load of This Fuckin' Guy"

so otm

same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm actually speechless.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

I buy a jar of peanut butter, and again I call out to Hope.

some former lust object you've shamefully forgotten (some dude), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link

omg

an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link

vivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the dog called hope

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Just got reminded of this by a poster being upped to facebook of himself saying every time I click my fingers A few thousand Euro of taxable revenue moves offshore...
and a young Irish person has to emigrate

Stevolende, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

lol at that bono hotel story, it's like he saw caddyshack and thought the story about the dalai lama was true

balls, Thursday, 27 September 2012 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

important article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/23/mali-militants-declare-war-music

coincidence, or the direct sociopolitical impact of the performance which began this thread?

An official decree banning all western music was issued on 22 August by a heavily bearded Islamist spokesman in the city of Gao. "We don't want the music of Satan. Qur'anic verses must take its place. Sharia demands it," the decree says.

...

This year in January, no doubt the last festival to be held in Timbuktu for a while occurred in an atmosphere of high alert after recent kidnappings and the murder of a German tourist by al-Qaida. The event was attended by Tinariwen, a host of other Touareg and Malian musicians and Bono.

Milton Parker, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

We don't want the music of Satan ... and Bono"

d-_-b (mh), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes she stays behind, near some other hope maybe to sniff out whatever was.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link

I understand nothing of what he says.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

well, now i got it, he is actually imitating a french-west african accent.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

SEE THE OMEGA CODE

da croupier, Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

Bonnie, not Bono but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyiA6Uw7qU

YOU CALL THIS JOURNALSIM? (dog latin), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

I forget what was originally linked at the top

Evan, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

Bono jumped onstage in the middle of tinariwen’s set at a Bedouin music festival in mali, and, apparently uninvited, delivered freestyle magic in what he perceived as the appropriate idiom

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

Super fucking funny

valet doberman (Jon not Jon), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

I don't think this is as long as the OG video, but here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISme58Kbqiw

sleeve, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

Let's hear Kareen Antonn sing in Welsh then.

I've Got A Ron Wood Solo Album To Listen To (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

two years pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSejxUSakAAEzvC.jpg

Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 05:28 (two years ago) link

haha that's so mean

corrs unplugged, Friday, 3 June 2022 10:12 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

for posterity's sake

The following poem was left by U2 frontman Bono in the King David Hotel's guest book in 2012:

In Jerusalem, hope springs eternal
Hope is like a faithful dog
sometimes she runs ahead of me to check the future,
to sniff it out and then I call to her:
Hope, Hope, come here, and she comes to me.
I pet her,
she eats out of my hand and
sometimes she stays behind,
near some other hope maybe to sniff out whatever was.
Then I call her my Despair.
I call out to her.
Here, my little Despair, come here and she comes and snuggles up,
and again I call her Hope.

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 May 2024 05:49 (three weeks ago) link

Pedigree Chum
Pedigree Chum
It gives my dog a smelly bum
It's not good for her sensitive tum
Pedigree Chum
Pedigree Chum

Beat that, U2 frontman Boner

School me on SOTOS and other home creaming systems (Matt #2), Sunday, 12 May 2024 06:49 (three weeks ago) link

That was painful

H.P, Sunday, 12 May 2024 12:31 (three weeks ago) link

Not yours Matt, I liked yours

H.P, Sunday, 12 May 2024 12:32 (three weeks ago) link


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