HAHAHA! OH MY GOD BONO NOOOO SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP OH THE HUMANITY

I understand nothing of what he says.

well, now i got it, he is actually imitating a french-west african accent.

SEE THE OMEGA CODE

Bonnie, not Bono but...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwyiA6Uw7qU

I forget what was originally linked at the top

Bono jumped onstage in the middle of tinariwen’s set at a Bedouin music festival in mali, and, apparently uninvited, delivered freestyle magic in what he perceived as the appropriate idiom

Super fucking funny

I don't think this is as long as the OG video, but here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISme58Kbqiw

Let's hear Kareen Antonn sing in Welsh then.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSejxUSakAAEzvC.jpg

haha that's so mean

for posterity's sake

The following poem was left by U2 frontman Bono in the King David Hotel's guest book in 2012:

In Jerusalem, hope springs eternal
Hope is like a faithful dog
sometimes she runs ahead of me to check the future,
to sniff it out and then I call to her:
Hope, Hope, come here, and she comes to me.
I pet her,
she eats out of my hand and
sometimes she stays behind,
near some other hope maybe to sniff out whatever was.
Then I call her my Despair.
I call out to her.
Here, my little Despair, come here and she comes and snuggles up,
and again I call her Hope.

Pedigree Chum
Pedigree Chum
It gives my dog a smelly bum
It's not good for her sensitive tum
Pedigree Chum
Pedigree Chum

Beat that, U2 frontman Boner

That was painful

Not yours Matt, I liked yours