Justin Bieber

i mean, what cute pun on the name "bieber" would you prefer shakey?

sorry i meant "scik" i read ur name too quickly

clemenza otm

Cynthia Ozick's great essay depicting how Otto Frank turned his daughter from a human being into a symbol is relevant here.

fyi this is Deanna Durbin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inV3RlOTOXM

this is Justin Bieber:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GuqB1BQVr4

just putting that out there so ppl can really feel the comparison

she would definitely ditch that stuffy opera singing broad for the biebinator if she was given the choice

It's not about whether it's thinkable or not. You probably shouldn't say stuff like that about yourself even if (many) people are giving you a reason to think it might be true. It's not a good look.

this whole european tour has been comedy gold

“I prayed, ‘God, you don’t want this Jewish kid to be Justin’s man, do you?...God, I gave him to you. You could send me a Christian man, a Christian label!’” -- Pattie Mallette in The New York Times, 2009.

Deanna Durbin was great, Anne Frank otm.

Deanna Durbin or Justin Beiber, it really doesn't matter, either way she wouldn't have been blasting any tunes up in that attic. Now if the Frank family had access to ipods and headphones, that may have been a game changer.

the whole point is that writing the word "belieber" in anne frank's guest book is just a truly spectacular example of the absurdity of all human existence imo

probably wasn't even the first time

haha god

it's hard to belieb.

I always get Deanna Durbin confused with Deanna Dunagan, who won a Tony for August: Osage County.

I'd imagine Justin Bieber's probably somewhat of a idiot from a book learnin' perspective, he probably hasn't gone to school since he was 13.

He was home-schooled before getting discovered, IIRC.

http://gawker.com/5994914/anne-franks-stepsister-she-would-have-probably-been-a-belieber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR6wfJ4SyrQ

tbh is this not in spirit p much a proto edm dj got me falling in love banger for 1948

she's even chatting on the mic, wheel it up my selecta

<3

Selena Gomez Says Bieber Has ‘Tiny, Weird Penis’

daily currant is a shitty "fake news" satire site fwiw

Hahaha. Aw.

I was a belieber.

for some reason i felt genuine relief when i found out that wasn't a true story

So did JBieb.

@tejucole What fresh hell is this? RT @justinbieber: AFRICA

he's in capetown

sweet tweet, bieb!

Is it 3012 yet.

soon

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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ca8e174a54/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-justin-bieber

http://gawker.com/justin-bieber-orders-bodyguards-to-carry-him-up-chinas-1433222500

Fuck this dude.

http://nationalreport.net/justin-biebers-beached-whale-comment-leads-teen-girls-suicide/

jfc

tumblr seems to think it's a hoax, "nationalreport.net" also has an article up claiming the duck dynasty guy has a gay lover

yeah it's a spoof site, tho in what way exactly is this supposed to be 'funny' is a real headscratcher

a fitting end to justin bieber's career: all the news is unflattering spoofs

similar to that recent "kanye compares himself to nelson mandela" fake news story that basically took advantage of the fact that it was so similar to all the other bullshit he's actually said lately

Also takes advantage of why we read these sort of stories, schadenfreude/wish fulfillment, etc.

but when has justin bieber said anything negative/interesting about anyone/anything

i guess that plays up the idea of him being a brat or something

"fuck bill clinton"

word tho

https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/415683404462436352

WELP

"Lol"

^^ He tweeted that and he seems to have deleted it while the original "I'm retiring" tweet remains up. I better be paid to keep y'all up to date on this breaking news while everyone else is enjoying Christmas Eve with family.

'journals' is great