Boston - Third Stage

I'M GONNA MAKE A POLL
AND THEN IN SACK WE'LL ROLL

AMANDA

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

AMANDA

IT WAS A GIRL MY LORD IN A FLAT BED FORD
SLOWIN DOWN TO TAKE A LOOK AT ME

AMANDA

YOU MIGHT HAD SOME BUT YOU NEVER HAD NONE LIKE THIS
JUST WAIT TIL YOU SEE MY DICK

AMANDA

I wanna slap you on the thighs
And lay my nuts across your eyes
Amanda

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE, LASS
AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS
AMANDA

Jesus H., listening to the actual song for the first time in a long while, that's a fucking ponderous break it has towards the end. Stately/boring classic rock that's almost an interesting glam descend at one point but then isn't.

Anyway

I WAS SO WASTED
I WAS A HIPPIE
I WAS A BURNOUT
I WAS A DROPOUT I WAS OUT OF MY HEAD

AMANDA

Gonna take you to my abode
You can munch on my choad
Amanda

I'm crying.

LOCK THREAD

YEAAAAHHHH!

AMANDA

A HANDFUL OF ELF PEE
THAT'S MY SOUL

AMANDA

I REPRESENT QUEENS
SHE WAS RAISED OUT IN BROOKLYN

AMANDA

HEEEEEEEEY
WE WANT SOME PUSSY

AMANDA

I AM THE EGGMAN
THEY ARE THE EGGMEN

I AM AMANDA

GOO GOO GOO JOOB

ALL HAIL SATAN
YOUR ENVOY IS AT HAND

AMANDA

ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT SEX!
ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT FUCKING!

AMANDA!

WHEN YOU'RE A JET
YOU'RE A JET ALL THE WAY

AMANDA

AND YOU START TO SCRATCH
WHEN THEY START TO HATCH

AMANDA

ARE THERE ANY QUEERS IN THE THEATER TONIGHT?
GET THEM UP AGAINST THE WALL

AMANDA

haha

you've got such big round breasts
gonna drop a steamer on your chest

Amanda

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE SOME FUCK
AMANDA

More than a Feel Up

GONNA LICK UP ON YOUR NIPS
WE'LL PLAY A LITTLE GAME CALLED "JUST THE TIP"

AMANDA

IM GONNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISE
AND LICK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

AMANDA

IM GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAY
LETS GO ROLL IN THE HAY

AMANDA

IM GONNA SAY IT LIKE A MAN
MY DICK IS LIKE A CAN

AMANDA

ha

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS

AMANDA

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES
YOU WISH I WAS CIRCUMCISED
AMANDA

^

Lets Grill In My Bathroom
Oh Wait

Amanda

oof

IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU LEAD ME BY THE HAND INTO THE BEDROOM
IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THROW YOUR CLOTHES UPON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

AMANDA

DEAF AND BLIND AND DUMB AND BORN TO FOLLOW
WHAT YOU NEED IS SOMEONE STRONG TO GUIDE YOU

AMANDA

I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE HANDS
AND PUT THEM ON MY GLANS

AMANDA

IF YOU HAVE A STINKY COOCH
BETTER TRY SOME LYSOL DOUCHE

AMANDA

I KNOW SOMEONE CALLED EULER
WHO SPANKED YOU WITH A RULER

AMANDA

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

YOU'RE SLIDING INTO HOME
YOUR SHORTS ARE FULL OF FOAM
AMANDA

I love how this happens just a dozen posts in.

THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET

AMANDA

I've had "I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT" in my head for two days straight.

DOMO ARIGOTO
MISTER ROBOTO

AMANDA

YOU CAN'T START A FIRE
SITTIN' 'ROUND CRYIN' FROM A BROKEN DICK

AMANDA

I WOULD LIKE SOME MILK
FROM THE MILKMAN'S WIFE'S TITS

AMANDA

SUCKERS TO THE SIDE I KNOW YOU HATE
AMANDA

LICK HIM LIKE A LOLLIPOP
SHOULD BE LICKED

AMANDA

IF I WANNA BE A FREAK AND
SELL IT ON THE WEEKEND
IT'S NONE O' YO BUSINESS

AMANDA