Boston - Third Stage

LIFE'S A BITCH AND LIFE'S A GAS
WHEN I'M DESTROYING YOUR PEACHY ASS

AMANDA

IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN
WHICH MEANS TIME TO HOLLOW PEEN

AMANDA

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BTBI L

Whoops...

I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
BUT I LOVE YOUR JUICY YAM
AMANDA

surely JUICY CLAM?

"grim reapah!"
burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb.

AMANDA

THE SOLUTION TO YOUR WOES
IS TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES

AMANDA

Hahahaha JUICY CLAM indeed

DAVE THE DOPE FIEND
SHOOTIN' DOPE

AMANDA

WHO DON'T KNOW THE MEANING
OF WATER NOR SOAP

AMANDA

IT WAS REALLY NOT MY PLAN
TO POP OFF IN YOUR HAND
AMANDA

I'M GONNA USE MY ROCKMAN® AMP
TO GET YOU NICE AND DAMP

AMANDA

IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?
YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR

AMANDA

BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN
A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN

AMANDA

I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS
AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS

AMANDA

ME AND MY FUCKING GUN
I'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU

AMANDA

I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY
WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY

AMANDA

SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPER
CAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER

AMANDA

YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE
AS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE

AMANDA

DOLL STEAK!
TEST MEAT!

AMANDA

CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACO
AS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO

AMANDA

IT TAKES TWO TO TANGO
LET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO

AMANDA

EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNG
TIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUE
AMANDA

I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORD
KNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORD
AMANDA

WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVE
SHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE

AMANDA

It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton

I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTO
AND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO

AMANDA

my god, this thread

:D

I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZED
SUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIES
AMANDA

:D :D :D :D

I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIE
PUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH

AMANDA

I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEG
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME

AMANDA

I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAM
AND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM

AMANDA

GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGS
WHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING

AMANDA

:O

I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCH
IT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH

AMANDA

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAP
AFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP

AMANDA

that's not very Thanksgiving-y

― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING
WE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING

AMANDA

lol kudos

I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORN
AND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN

AMANDA

TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWER
I WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER

AMANDA

MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIM
THEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM

AMANDA

I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOL
CALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL

AMANDA

FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANK
THEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK

AMANDA

This thread is still a fucking classic.

I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLS
AND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS

AMANDA

PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWN
DOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN

AMANDA

IM DREAMING
OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS

AMANDA

I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHT
WHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT

AMANDA