IS THERE GAS IN THE CAR?YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR
AMANDA
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:18 (ten years ago) link
BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHINA HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKERS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 August 2013 05:46 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA DROP MY SHORTS AND PLAY SOME WATERSPORTS
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 23 August 2013 17:02 (ten years ago) link
ME AND MY FUCKING GUNI'M GOING TO COME ALL OVER YOU
― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA TEMPT YOUR TUMMY WITH THE TASTE OF NUTS 'N' HONEY
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
SINCE I DRESSED MYSELF SO DAPPERCAN I BLOW INTO YOUR SNAPPER
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link
YOU MAKE MY BED RUMBLE LIKE AN EARTHQUAKEAS I DELIVER YOU A HOT PROTEIN SHAKE
― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link
DOLL STEAK!TEST MEAT!
― I wanna live like C'MOWN! people (Turrican), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:21 (ten years ago) link
CREAM IN MY JEANS, DESIGNED BY PACOAS I CHOW DOWN ON YOUR PINK TACO
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2013 19:23 (ten years ago) link
IT TAKES TWO TO TANGOLET ME PUSH INTO YOUR MANGO
― Euler, Saturday, 24 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link
EVERY SONG I SANG IS SUNGTIME TO THWAP IT ON YOUR TONGUEAMANDA
― Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
I'M A RENAISSANCE FAIRE LORDKNIGHT THY COOCH WITH MY PORK SWORDAMANDA
― Clarke B., Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link
WE GOT THE BUBBLE-HEADED BLEACH BLONDE COMES ON AT FIVESHE CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THE PLANECRASH WIT A GLEEM IN HER EYE
― A Made Man In The Mellow Mafia (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
It just hit me that this entire thread could also work with Cocaine by Eric fucking Clapton
― Clarke B., Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TAKE YOU OUT TO PLUTOAND GET YOU WHERE THE POO GO
― Euler, Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link
my god, this thread
― the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Monday, 4 November 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
:D
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 4 November 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link
I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZEDSUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIESAMANDA
― your face comes with coleslaw (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 November 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
:D :D :D :D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 02:18 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA BAKE YOUR APPLE PIEPUT CREAM UPON YOUR THIGH
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA GRAB A TURKEY LEGAND YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA FINISH THIS RHYME
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAMAND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGSWHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
:O
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCHIT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH
― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
that's not very Thanksgiving-y
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAPAFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVINGWE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING
― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
lol kudos
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORNAND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWERI WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIMTHEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOLCALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANKTHEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
This thread is still a fucking classic.
― Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLSAND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWNDOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link
IM DREAMINGOF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link
I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHTWHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPINGYOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link
UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICKDOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:47 (nine years ago) link
OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEESOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:54 (nine years ago) link
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENSYOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:45 (nine years ago) link
HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADESWHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link
VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCTJUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEALI CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL
SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACHTHEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH
IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLATILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAYWITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICKAND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTIONI WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIEIT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link