My kingdom for a band that sounds like "Trout Mask"-era Beefheart, "Totale's Turns"-era Fall, and "Dub Housing"-era Pere Ubu

really memorably horrible though cuz it was years ago.

Really kind of shocked Fat Worm Of Error hasn't been mentioned yet (although I haven't heard that era of the Fall, so I dunno, maybe they don't fit):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-h3C-hZGOg

"people - people;( jazz guitarist mary halvorson goes no-wavey w/ kevin shea on drums / lyrics)"

okay i think i actually heard these people and it was one of the worst things i've ever heard in my life.

― scott seward, Monday, September 23, 2013 5:33 PM (Yesterday

That is the common opinion, sadly. I think W3asel is the only other non-member of the band I know besides me who thinks they are brilliant and awesome

any excuse to post these two really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BqXEbsmB3A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOAStfrwLQo

and since we're talking about scotland DAWSON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX9bWhjTKK0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRbZLfrGrV0

"biceps (do you wanna feel 'em?)"

nectarine no.9's "fried for blue material" was pretty ace in that northern Britain nasal glam skiffle w/ random tape edits way. sadly the rest of mr henderson's n#9 albums were a bit too orange juice for my tastes.

how'd i forget the gorgeousness that was badgewearer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1jjbwvf1xQ

found this while rooting around for old dance-punk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjFEIPpym98

the curtains' "fast talk" & "flybys" deliver the VLIET (w/o vox), (before they went wide-eyed 60's shaggs-pop) if not the here-required fall/ubu aspect.
monotract are worth a punt, and there's a cd on sub-rosa called "bokan! music from the margins" which is wayward french teens without formal music skills having a go. i'm sure the contents of this can be sampled and it can be purchased / DLed by those interested in it