Ask Nilmar/Nakh

wins i cant be fucking expected to signpost every fucking trick and fucking flourish for you, if the closest reading you can manage in relation to the speed of content i provide is a quick bookmark here, a scrip there, an underline over there to remind you to return later and search for the depth and meaning of what flashes before you all too briefly, well tbh were i you and given the relative forces at play i would consider myself not ill-treated to so scurry for nuggets.

scurrying for nuggets i say

nakh, your historical chemical boundaries were requested in another thread and i repeat the call here

HAPPY BIRTHDAY M8!

such a scorpio

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58217000/jpg/_58217390_mcnultypostmidnight.jpg

happy birthday, seasoned poster man

hb malty knackers

many happy returns you miserable old git

such a scorpio

― r|t|c, Monday, 4 November 2013 09:32 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omfg yes

hope today is more motile than other days

happy birthday N. presumably a full military review outside your diplomatic residence this eve, followed by mandatory bout of civic appreciation and dinner.

followed by exemplary executions of political dissidents, followed by Buckfast

i dont bleev for a second you have revealed your real birthday to anyone so

http://i.imgur.com/WdtxOgV.jpg

乒乓 have you seen eureka (aoyama, 2000)

is Nilmar Jr mothered by Cara De?

http://i.imgur.com/NwSSgs5.png

for posterity

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/HPIMObiang.jpg/200px-HPIMObiang.jpg

idkf football tbh but the wiki that jpg is from is gr8

Biography

Born in Alcalá de Henares, the Community of Madrid, Obiang starts his football career playing for various teams from his natal city such CD Avance and AD Naya, where he excelled. Due to these participations, he was transferred to the Cadete team of Atlético Madrid. He left Atlético Madrid in 2008 at age 16, the minimum age that international transfer within the European Union is allowed. He was the member of Allievi Nazionali youth team in 2008–09 season, but also call-up to the first team in pre-season.[1] He also appeared as unused bench on 28 January 2009 against Lazio and against Chievo, by the decision of coach Walter Mazzarri. In 2009–10 season, he was promoted to senior youth team – Primavera.

Primary a youth team player, Obiang also played 7 times in pre-season friendlies in summer 2010, scored 2 goals. After the injury crisis of the Genoese team, which the team lost midfielders Stefano Guberti, Fernando Tissone, Andrea Poli and Paolo Sammarco, he received a call-up again from new coach Domenico Di Carlo,[2] and made his competitive debut on 12 September 2010. He substituted Vladimir Koman in the 58th minute, at that time Doria losing 1–2 to Juventus. Eventually Doria 3–3 draw at Stadio Olimpico di Torino. Obiang signed a new 5-year deal with Doria on the morning before the start of the match.[3]

He also named in 2010–11 UEFA Champions League 25-men senior squad (list A) for play-off round and received the call-up against Werder Bremen,[4] however Obiang was not named as one of players on the bench. He also received his first call-up for 2010–11 UEFA Europa League on 28 September 2010 as list B players (Under-21 youth product).[5] He made his European debut on 16 December 2010 (matchday 6), as the club certainly eliminated before the match. The match eventually losing 0–2 to Debrecen.
International career

Obiang capped for Spain in youth levels. Obiang received a call-up for Porto International Tournament in April 2011.[6]

He received a call-up from Gabon U-20 against China in November 2011,[7] however he did not play the match.[8]

Why no nilmar posts this year?

On 6 August 2013, he declared to Arabic news network Al Jazeera that he was looking to terminate his loan at Lekhwiya and return to Al Rayyan following a training ground bust up with Lekhwiya first team coach Oliver Rumbold.

ah

Which premiere league manager would you like a few beers with most?

the most interesting one these days is certainly felix magath though he doesn't drink alcohol

is he a fucking pussy or something lol

nakhchivan, what is your favourite situation comedy?

lj's love life

:O

the second set of three episodes from the first year of the thick of it before langham got got

nakh do u watch veep?

yeah its alright, somtimes quite good but the early thick of it was something else entirely

the most recent veep eps are really fantastic

Have you watched the last 2 episodes of Veep? For me they have been the funniest in a while. I suppose Veep is a bit warmer than early TTOI but that is probably the reason I prefer it.

the second set of three episodes from the first year of the thick of it before langham got got

― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 21:34 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a brilliant answer

does this include those hour-long 'rise of the nutters' specials? first of those might be my favourite episode in sitcom history

Some of the humour in early TTOI was ugly disablist shit irc, glad they would get fucked for it now.

does this include those hour-long 'rise of the nutters' specials?

you're really bad at knowing when these were!

oh they came immediately afterwards

nakh, what do you think of the director Alan Clarke?

No, over a year and a year and a half later, and did not contain Langham

there's a lot of unpleasantness, at its best there was a certain ambiguity about the amount of hate involved and how it worked in terms of sitcom laugh cues, sometimes it doesn't work in a reflexive sense and is just crudely unpleasant

the premise is that satire against the hated political class is essentially conservative and anodyne, so it inverts it by identifying directly with the political class and against the hateful hoi polloi that bemuse them, 'tabards and mean little mouths' etc

it's not a completely coherent piece of work but its subtlety came from presentation of amorality not in a pure will-to-power sense (this became overplayed once sitcom legend tucker became the focus) but more as structural inertia / death drive and paranoia, abbott is essentially vapid and lost, a papery nothing

therefore it's probably the cultural best response to the iraq war and the third way that exists

haven't seen anything by alan clarke, don't have a lot of interest in british films of that era but should probably see 'elephant' which a number of people i rate seem to like

I always preferred Leigh for Meantime, the play for today triumphs and Life Is Sweet. It constantly beats all that "I am the fucking daddy around here" bollocks.

I wouldn't say "Scum" is his best work. I like it but it does have a things wrong with it. His TV stuff is much better than his movies in general. I love "Contact", "Christine" and "Road" a lot.

a *few* things wrong with it.

I like Mike Leigh a lot too. I've been meaning to watch "Meantime" for a while now.

Nakh, what do you think of Dom P and Momus as a) ILX0rs and b) as internet personalities?

good q

momus as an ilx poster was mostly alright and is usually the least embarassing person on any 2001 era threads that get revived where he is doing his titillating lil apercus about lacan and japanese rape porn shtick to an interchangeable cast of belle and sebastian fans on first name terms

as an internet personality he remains resolutely early 2000s and it would be deathly dispiriting to find he is still keeping it going on twitter or whatever

dom p as an ilx poster no longer seems to be quite the same king under the mountain (whoever the italian version of that is) to the remaining spirit-of-'07 posters who have let go of their cause of anarchy that was beyond tenability now that someone like 'how's life' better exemplifies the spirit of the age

as an internet personality he has probably gone onto better things, idk? talented vindictive writer, could maybe develop into some sort of less lyrical jonathan meades type

do chaki next