I WANNA SERVE YOU MY FRESH HAMAND MUNCH UPON YOUR YAM
AMANDA
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
GONNA WHISPER SOME SWEET NOTHINGSWHILE I GOBBLE UP YOUR STUFFING
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link
:O
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:13 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA EAT YOUR HAIRY COOCHIT HAS A 'TACHE LIKE GRAHAM GOOCH
― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
that's not very Thanksgiving-y
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA TAKE A BIG LONG NAPAFTER EATING ALL THIS CRAP
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I DON'T CELEBRATE THANKSGIVINGWE DON'T DO IT WHERE I'M LIVING
― zip-a-dee-doo-dah, motherfucker! (Turrican), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link
lol kudos
― deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO GROW CORNAND THEN MAKE PILGRIM PORN
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
TWILIGHT TIME TURKEY POWERI WANNA SAIL ALL UP ON YOUR MAYFLOWER
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:57 (ten years ago) link
MASHED POTATOES, ALL THE TRIMTHEN I'LL NIBBLE ON YOUR QUIM
― Euler, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA PUT YOU ON A STOOLCALL YOU MY APRIL FOOL
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
FIRST I PLAY AN APRIL PRANKTHEN YOU GIVE ME POWER WANK
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 1 April 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
This thread is still a fucking classic.
― Welcome To (Turrican), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
I WANT TO PLAY YOU JINGLE BELLSAND LINGER IN YOUR SMELLS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:03 (nine years ago) link
PRETENDING IT'S PARSON BROWNDOES THE JOB WHILE WE'RE IN TOWN
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 06:29 (nine years ago) link
IM DREAMINGOF A WHITE CHRISTMAS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:29 (nine years ago) link
I WILL GUIDE YOUR SLEIGH TONIGHTWHILE YOU RIDE MY NOSE SO BRIGHT
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
IT SHOWS NO SIGN OF STOPPINGYOUR CHERRY'S RIPE FOR POPPING
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:42 (nine years ago) link
UP ON THE HOUSETOP, CLICK, CLICK, CLICKDOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY WITH OLD SAINT DICK
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:47 (nine years ago) link
OH YOU HO THE MISTLETOE HUNG WHERE I CAN SEESOMEBODY WAITS FOR YOU, KISS HER ONCE FOR ME
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 18 December 2014 07:54 (nine years ago) link
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENSYOUR MOM'S JUST TAKEN OFF HER JEANS
― droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 18 December 2014 08:45 (nine years ago) link
HE WILL TURN YOU FIFTY SHADESWHILE YOU'RE MOWING ALL HIS BLADES
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link
VALENTINE'S DAY IS A CORPORATE CONSTRUCTJUST LIKE COCA-COLA INVENTED SANTA CLAUS
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
I'M GONNA MAKE A V-DAY MEALI CAN HAWK LIKE RON POPEIL
SOME TILAPIA AND SPINACHTHEN WE'LL VOTE FOR DENNIS KUCINICH
IT WILL TICKLE YOUR MEDULLATILL YOUR NAME'S HANNA SCHYGULLA
― no fucks given or implied (get bent), Sunday, 15 February 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link
I WANNA CELEBRATE V DAYWITH YOU AND YOUR V JAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
HEY LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING SICKAND BY THAT, I MEAN MY DICK
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link
WITH VALENTINE'S IN MY DETECTIONI WILL BEAT OFF YOUR INFECTION
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
CANDY HEART SAYS MY CUTIEIT'S A NOTE ABOUT YOUR BOOTY
― droit au butt (Euler), Sunday, 15 February 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSIBUT SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link
OH, THE WAY GLEN MILLER PLAYEDSONGS THAT MADE THE HIT PARADE
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:46 (nine years ago) link
IT'S THE KNICK KNACK PADDYWHACKI STILL GOT THE BIGGEST SAC
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:47 (nine years ago) link
I WANNA SQUEEZE ME MACARONISLOP YOUR FACE WITH MY BALONEY
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Thursday, 28 May 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link
NORSEMEN DO NOT EAT THE BIG PINK MINTFLUSH HARD, IT'S A LONG WAY TO ATHENS
― meaty, desperate, and honest about the world we live in (ultros ultros-ghali), Thursday, 28 May 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTTHIS CHRISTMAS I'LL MAKE YOU SHART
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
ugh i get so happy when this thread is bumped
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 03:57 (eight years ago) link
I GET SO HAPPY WHEN THIS THREAD GETS A BUMPALMOST AS HAPPY AS WHEN I PUMP YOUR RUMP
― "Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 26 December 2015 04:37 (eight years ago) link
MAMA KISS THIS SANTA CLAUSWHILE I UNBUTTON YOUR BLOUSE
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
SANTAS RIDING ON HIS SLEIGHILL BE RIDING YOU ALL DAY
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 21:59 (eight years ago) link
I GOT A SHINY NOSELEMME SHOW YOU WHERE IT GOES
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link
I'D LIKE A WHOPPER DOUBLE-SIZEDSUB ONION RINGS FOR FRIESAMANDA
wanted to do a burger one and it's already been done
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:03 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA EAT YOUR LACY THONGWHILE YOU NAVIGATE MY DONGAMANDA?
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 26 December 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
inspired by maura's tweet https://twitter.com/maura/status/680920904856125440
WE'RE GONNA FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIESAND JOIN THE CLUB OF MILE HIGH
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
DOMO ARIGATOMR. ROBOT
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
DAMN PHONE
― kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link
lol
― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link
heee
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A TROLLWHILE I FINGERFUCK YOUR HOLEAMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link
I WANNA GIVE YOU WICKED HEADAND THEN POP IN "DROP DEAD FRED"AMANDA
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link
HAN THERE IS NO NEED TO FRETSARLAAC'S EATING BOBA FETTAMANDA(LORIAN)
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 27 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link