GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

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She is awful all round. Ed Sheeran protege who covered Don't Stop for a John Lewis ad.

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

I admire her devotion to bringing back chokers.

maura, Monday, 10 February 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link

I feel like someone re/makes this song about every six weeks now.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 February 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that might have been an interesting track if it hadn't been done dozens of times the last couple years.

skip, Monday, 10 February 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

oh god that is really bad

the line about "desperation" leaps out of the video and side-eyes the whole song surrounding it and reads it to filth

the real desperation is the music industry desperately trying to comment upon the triumph of social media, as if it were still some kind of older/wiser/truer aesthetically rocksolid platform in some kind of secure position to judge this new upstart- but when it comes up with garbage like this it only reifies its own insecurity and looks even more "tryhard"

music industry, you lookin thirsty

the tune was space, Monday, 10 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah the weird removal really is palpable ain't it
like there should be one about twerking
wait

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 February 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ

Murgatroid, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link

And speaking of twerking...

MarkoP, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

is billy ray cyrus one of those hollywood parents that lives vicariously through, or rides the coattails of, his daughter's career? this video (which generally seems kinda desperate) playing-up the "twerking" thing is creepy.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

Dude's not getting any Miley money anymore, so he had to reboot Achy Breaky.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link

lol. seriously, that's just sad.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:56 (ten years ago) link

"Buck 22 may not be a household name, but he comes from an impressive musical pedigree. The son of jazz drummer Bill Elliott and veteran pop/R&B singer Dionne Warwick..."

maura, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link

They must be so proud.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link

I would pay up to like, $10 for a video reaction of Miley watching this video for the first time.

Murgatroid, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link

haha.

she should record a response song. twerky jerky heart.

Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link

every single second of that is uncomfortable

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 06:42 (ten years ago) link

IceJJFish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw&list=TL5vst-DuZlbek909Au7oL-lxypxQrIiTN

MikoMcha, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

The new track is next level.

MikoMcha, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

what the bowlegged fuck @ timber timbre and i would like that one guy to try not being so hardcore for a while

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link

also yeah, that billy ray cyrus video just made me feel super bad for everyone involved, including me

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:00 (ten years ago) link

so thread delivers

CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link

who's bankrolling icejjfish? is he doing these with cash from his own itunes sales?

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link

omg the Buck 22 video

I think I feel the worst for Beat Freaks; I mean THIS is the door that America's Best Dance Crew opened for you?

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link

is there a name for that stupid adverty plinky-plonky + steady drum sound on the Nina Nesbitt one? bc it must be stopped

kinder, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cANcbev6ZFc

billstevejim, Friday, 14 February 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link

Is that SLO THRUST or SLOTH RUST?

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 February 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link

Don't rob them of their ambiguous name. That's all they've got going for them.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 February 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link

There was a sloth in the video so I'm going with the latter.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 February 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link

The world clearly needs another 4 Non Blondes.

billstevejim, Saturday, 15 February 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

Thanks for posting that BRC video, I had heard country-rap was taking over rural bars here in the south but hadn't the privilege of hearing it first-hand. Pretty much as bad as you'd expect it to be.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link

God I love this thread.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:46 (ten years ago) link

Billy Rae can't be making money from that, can he? It's got "vanity project" written all over it.

hurricane weather (forapper), Saturday, 15 February 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link

Slothrust had me at "flavor packet"

which Pixies songs are they plagiarizing at the end?

i guess 90s grunge revival is a thing now, eh?

the tune was space, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link

billy ray looks like some kinda biker version of barry gibb nowadays

sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 February 2014 04:48 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

maura, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

billy ray looks like some kinda biker version of barry gibb nowadays

― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 14, 2014

not a bad look, actually, especially for his being 93 years old.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

resolved: "the chainsmokers" and "#selfie" are outstanding names for a band and song, respectively, in 2014.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link

man annoying-"young"-deadpan-people-monologuing-over-dance-music is an established art form, ppl think they can just halfass it

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link

Selfie is actually somewhat close to being a decent track... unfortunately the entire selfie hook/conceit has nothing to do with the content of the rest of the song.

skip, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

no, but you could look at the rest of the song and the title as a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

i cannot believe i just wrote that.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link

oh really?

i never thought about that

gee whiz

groundbreaking analysis please expound

and other sarcastic remarks

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link

well, you see, today's throwaway culture detracts from the kind of deep social meaning that our forefathers were more regularly concerned with and th . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link

i think you're really hitting on something here

a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

i think so, too. i'm converting it into a doctoral thesis.

Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VG1bj4Lj1Q

maura, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link

Didn't get far enough into the song for it to explain how we all are gay.

Murgatroid, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link

On behalf of all people of every imaginable orientation I say "take this shit and shove it back up your ass, A Great Big World."

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

oh wow i didn't realize that they were even more awful than i could have imagined

dyl, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Potentially counterproductively awful.

Slight damage to cover on top corner (chewed by a kitten) (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link


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