http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/002/264/0000226405_500.jpg"Don't let me catch you listening to that dubstep shit again!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:42 (ten years ago) link
http://www.coverdude.com/covers/al-green-greatest-hits-1995-front-cover-80933.jpg"...and that's why your old man still gets more action than you."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:45 (ten years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51r4z7LC2xL._SX300_.jpg"My head looks enormous? What? Have you been dropping acid again?"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:57 (ten years ago) link
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"Honestly. And in my new Jaguar."
― Assholes on Boats: A Billy Zane Retrospective (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link
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"Sure, your dad and I would - yawn - love to see another performance of your play."
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 April 2014 00:10 (ten years ago) link
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"I knew I shouldn't have cheaped out on the condoms the night you were conceived."
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:07 (ten years ago) link
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"Did you look at her like this?"
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 13 April 2014 05:53 (ten years ago) link
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from right to left, mildly disappointed dad, mildly upset mother, mildly amused older brother
― soref, Sunday, 13 April 2014 08:31 (ten years ago) link
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"You've said you're sorry already. That doesn't change what you did."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
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"There's a lot that I can accept from you, but I draw the line at Brony."
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Ol%27_Yellow_Eyes_is_Back_album_cover.jpg"Ooooooohhhhh shit. You wrecked the car where? Veri-what III?"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9a/Gene_Simmons_%28album%29_cover.jpg/220px-Gene_Simmons_%28album%29_cover.jpg"Don't let me catch you trying to sneak out of the house not wearing make up again!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Paul_Stanley_%28album%29_cover.jpg/220px-Paul_Stanley_%28album%29_cover.jpg"Your Uncle Gene's wondering where the hell his bass has disappeared to."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Peter_criss_solo_album_cover.jpg/220px-Peter_criss_solo_album_cover.jpg"Yeah, I'm sure the snare just spontaneously tore a hole in itself."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/Ace_frehley_solo_album_cover.jpg/220px-Ace_frehley_solo_album_cover.jpg"Dude, this situation is just fucked up. And remember, it's me you're talking to here."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link
http://eil.com/images/main/Alice+Cooper+-+Along+Came+A+Spider+-+DOUBLE+LP-438033.jpg"Dammit, I was just about to go and play golf. Alright, but this is the last time I explain differential calculus, I'm not your math teacher."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/1023/cover_3331426112010.jpg"You call that dirt on your top lip a moustache? Try it again once you've started shaving every day."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51feGTcMO8L.jpg...leave those white girls alone...
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/55157537/Peter+Gabriel+Scratch+pg2.png...i thought i asked you to feed the cats...
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/55276477/Peter+Gabriel+3+Melt+Remastered.jpg...why do i smell booze on your breath....
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0002/899/MI0002899192.jpg?partner=allrovi.com...just tell me you wore a rubber...
http://www.coverdude.com/covers/bob-dylan-highway-61-revisited-front-cover-16542.jpg...no big deal, i'll just take my Triumph...
http://lyrics.smashits.com/artwork/c8/c83dc5a821bf4276cf7c2f850f87a5c9.jpg...you're uncle here tells me you're full of shit...
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-87wb2hQ6tzU/UaNZMT9FkgI/AAAAAAAAWqk/uQ1zXtx3yO4/s1600/liberace.jpg"I know I'm smiling, that's because if you don't stop lying to me, I'll choke the living shit out of you!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
http://www.fade2grey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mick-ronson-play-dont-worry-front..jpg"For the last time, get your arse out that door and mow the fucking lawn!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
http://www.m-magazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Gary-Numan-Cars-cover.jpg"...and before you brake, you check the rear view mirror LIKE THIS. That way you can see if some tailgating SOB is likely to rear-end you."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thewho.info/images/SYHATW-LP-Autograhed2ss-UK-John_Entwistle.jpg"If you don't stop smoking, your lungs are gonna look like this."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thewho.info/images/06TSOTM-KM.jpg"I'd say it's a bit fucking late to decide that you don't want to be a pageboy at your sister's wedding."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519Cg8zT9%2BL.jpg"Honestly, I'm considering just letting the police keep you in the drunk tank overnight."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4SAHPrlo5zA/UZZ9gZGxMmI/AAAAAAAAASE/PtWTg68kOHY/s1600/BowieMan1.jpg"What the fuck is that you're wearing?"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link