Britpop was unadulterated waste and still I feel this cunt is doing it down
― wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:02 (ten years ago) link
i can't get past 9; the idea that being aware of bowie and the who 'made young men smarter' is just...
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
smart ppl know about stuff so knowing that some stuff exists makes u smart
― wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:06 (ten years ago) link
duh
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
my favorite phrase here is "poncey bottled beers"
It's basic science xp
― wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife!
― marcos, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link
Coke’s never really fallen out of fashion since!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― marcos, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link
“Look at this bad boy! Wallop! Pukka!” *"Blood Sausage!" Etc."J Oliver's severed cock injected with molten soap"
― xelab, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:26 (ten years ago) link
Literally all these thing are terrible except for live music, which I'm pretty sure Nirvana at Reading would have some quibbles about
― whatchutola khomeini (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:28 (ten years ago) link
xp severed manhood & shriveled listicles itt
― wins, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
Many would complain that britpop and its after effects ruined festivals like Glastonbury and it attracted laddish beer monsters to gigs and how it was all better in ye olde days
― ۩, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
that cokepun doesn't even make any sense. apparently it WAS to be sniffed at.
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
Hardest poll ever
― paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:39 (ten years ago) link
Dress-sense one is very wrong. Football terrace fashion had been in full swing for a at least a decade by this point. Whether or not you prefer a pastel-shade Pringle sweater over an "Adidas trackie top", burgundy sta-press over cords or desert boots over patent leather slip-ons with a gilt buckle is pretty much down to individual taste.
― everything, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
Voting "it made football cool again" because as a US citizen, I'm not sure football has ever been uncool in the UK.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link
It actually was "uncool" with the non-working classes for a long time but the new stadiums and big signings due to tv money had a bigger effect. Now its too expensive to go to for most people.
― ۩, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
10. Easy
― Mark G, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
Yes mother, Friday night, it's all gonna kick off
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pajpJKznF9A
― out comes stanley, Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:44 (ten years ago) link
This article is just so fucking cunting stupid.
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link
As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem As rock’n’roll poet Murray Lachlan Young titled his 1996 poem
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan Apr 30
Long bad Wednesday :( #RIPBobHoskins
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
that article has a lot of meme which must be kept alive IMO
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link
“wahey, boobz and bantz!” kind of laddishess.
what is wahey and bantz?
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link
Britpop is often stereotyped as lumpenly thuggish but it made young men smarter too. We were inspired to explore its musical influences: not just the Beatles but The Who, The Kinks, Bowie, The Byrds, The Jam, Sex Pistols and Small Faces.
the 'not just' here is probably the best bit of the whole thing
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link
LOL yeah digging deep there.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link
Sex Pistols were a side project of the bass player for Rich Kids iirc
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 May 2014 23:39 (ten years ago) link
7. It made boys be boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ADgCeYJMN4
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:02 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukA8ocBJu2M
― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 00:12 (ten years ago) link
This article was one of the worst I've read. Cant believe someone got paid for writing it.
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
And I don't know WHY it even got written. If it had been a lads mag or something I'd understand, but the torygraph?
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link
I don’t mean that tedious “wahey, boobz and bantz!” kind of laddishess oh wait that's exactly what I mean never mind.
― olly, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:26 (ten years ago) link
It's just a bit of bantz.
― Mark G, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:30 (ten years ago) link
i'm actually in a state of shock this is so terrible
the same author wrote an execrable "why beards are the new penises" piece in shortlist yesterday. gotta be a contender for worst writer in britain right now
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:32 (ten years ago) link
really, what is "wahey"?
― how's life, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link
It's a kind of all-purpose rousing cheer, roughly equivalent to "Here we go!"
― goth colouring book (anagram), Friday, 2 May 2014 12:37 (ten years ago) link
It's a Chris Evans thing, I think.
― Mark G, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:44 (ten years ago) link
"Wahey" is way, way older than Chris Evans. We were reading it in the Beano back in the 70s.
― Bramble Bluebell (Branwell Bell), Friday, 2 May 2014 12:46 (ten years ago) link
the same author wrote an execrable "why beards are the new penises" piece in shortlist yesterday. gotta be a contender for worst writer in britain right now― lex pretend,
― lex pretend,
wait a min, what??? Link please?
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:57 (ten years ago) link
same guy wrote this: http://www.shortlist.com/grooming/why-beards-are-the-new-penises
:(((((((
xp
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 May 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link
it has overtones of leering crepeyness in an on the buses way too though
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 2 May 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link
Man flashes Queen, shouts "wahey!"
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, 2 May 2014 12:59 (ten years ago) link
Facial foliage isn’t the sole preserve of hipsters any more. The beard revival might have started in Brooklyn and east London – where social-media strategists, web designers, barmen and baristas like to pretend they’re alt-folk musicians or artisan lumberjacks, teaming a well-groomed beard with tweed, tattoos and a fixie – but now beards are mainstream. Beards have gone commercial. They’re playing arenas and doing dodgy ads.Everyone’s got one. Even some of the women.
Everyone’s got one. Even some of the women.
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:03 (ten years ago) link
Christ this is one of the most inane things I've ever read.
― Matt DC, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
Voting #10. I know I never went down the pub pre-Britpop.
― Matt DC, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:08 (ten years ago) link
I'm really, really glad that I didn't click on that link now.
― Bramble Bluebell (Branwell Bell), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:09 (ten years ago) link
I'll never hear the phrase "wahey!" without cracking up laughing again.― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 06:49 (10 years ago) Permalink
― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 06:49 (10 years ago) Permalink
― Mark G, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:11 (ten years ago) link
The trickle-down is still being felt on Radios 1 and 2, 6Music, Absolute and Xfm today.
never really thought of trickle-down as an incontinence metaphor before, but there you go
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:18 (ten years ago) link
I know; this is clickbait. Nothing but clickbait because in 2014 if it’s not clickbait nobody is interested. Everything black or white, nothing in between, because that’s not a G**d St*ry. I know that these things are also supposed to wind up people like me.
But this guy has a career. This guy gets paid. This guy has the vote. This guy is allowed to help bring children into the world.
And you know what it’s like for people like me to look at this? It’s nothing to do with envy or “I should have trained as a journalist in 1980 when I was given the chance.” It’s to do with sitting in class, doing my best to pay attention and to learn and interpret what I’m being taught. Sitting up the front of the class and there are these jerks at the back who just smirk and laugh and sniff their armpits and throw paper darts and don’t give a shit about learning or what’s being taught.
And then you wake up thirty years later and somehow these people at the back have all got ahead of you and now control everything. To hell with basic spelling, grammar, syntax and argumentative logic. And the worst thing about it is that maybe it’s not even these people – it’s people who have been expensively and privately educated, who went to the right college and made the right friends, making sure that people like me will never catch up, will continue knocking themselves out trying to write something different that gets read by a couple of hundred people at best, because they know that all people want now is lists, and received opinions that confirm what they already think, and online they mainly want to gawp at shit that looks like Hitler.
It’s like the metaphorical boot of the school bully stamping on one’s face again while he sneers: “You are INFERIOR. Bend your head.” All my fucking life.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 2 May 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link
i suppose at this stage it will shock no one to learn that this guy also enjoys making racist jokes about ~ethnic names
https://twitter.com/michaelhogan/status/462148077508644864
― lex pretend, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link
jfc stfu with this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:16 (ten years ago) link
kmt
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:18 (ten years ago) link
Hang on, I've only just realised this is a Daily Telegraph article which tacitly endorses cocaine.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 15 May 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link
John Niven is the worst of these cocks, there's this poisonous mix of casual racism and sub-Frankie Boyle shit whenever he's called out on it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
wallop! etc.
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link
ReferEEE!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
'Avin it LARRRGE
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link
SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
fuckinell you're literally as bad as the cunt who wrote this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, shut up with the top bantz everyone.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link
lol lex if you don't want to deal with people having some fun ripping on this loser why the FUCK did you click on this thread?
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link
lex's intriguing ILX style strikes again
― online hardman, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link
i'm all for seeing everyone rip on him but this isn't that
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:58 (ten years ago) link
IMITATION IS NOT SATIRE
He Wants to "deal with" etc.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link
xpost in some cases it is.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:07 (ten years ago) link
actually in quite a few cases, it is.
in fact i'd like to see an example of satire which has no grounding in imitation what so ever.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link
double bubble!
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link
lex in terms of people sarcastically talking like this guy ITT thread would it be fair you say that you are NOT, in fact, mad fer it, parklife etc?
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:14 (ten years ago) link
I'm gonna whack my ol' man right up 'is alley. Oi oi!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link
pretending to hate the bants = classic m8
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:27 (ten years ago) link
Gertcha!
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link
Fackin love Chas n Dave, fackin legends
i literally have no idea what the fuck you ppl are talking about
and
i'm mad fer it tbh
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link
i'm listening to sleaford mods now and i love it but i understand less than 50 percent of what this tosser is on about
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link
Cool it mat, we're only havin a laugh mate. It's just a laugh mate.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link
Sleaford Mods are kind of the antithesis of this crap.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:34 (ten years ago) link
yes
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Earl Brutus, the ghosts at the Britpop feast
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Thursday, 15 May 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
― Matt DC, Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:34 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh i know! they rule!
just they drop a lot of references and slang i don't know.
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link
is not understanding references and slang such a big deal for you? when i hear US slang in rap songs i get over it or perhaps learn something, rather than going OH LOL AMERICANS ARE SO WACKY AND WEIRD
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:07 (ten years ago) link
no. it's not actually, lex, and i resent your use of "LOL" and all caps.
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 May 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link
I don't understand most lyrics tbf
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Friday, 16 May 2014 00:48 (ten years ago) link
fair dinkum
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 16 May 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
American tech, Italian food, and Scandi design
Could be anyone in the world yes?
― calstars, Friday, 16 May 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
dog latin appears to be auditioning for Republica on this thread
― ۩, Friday, 16 May 2014 23:27 (ten years ago) link
he seems to be ready to go!
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 16 May 2014 23:38 (ten years ago) link
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan 39m
More just in: pranny/prannet, fucktrumpet, spunknugget, ninny, muppet, knobjockey, cockwomble, poltroon, corsair #alternativestotheRword
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan 47m
Suggestions so far: numpty, pillock, git wizard, prat, berk, bellend, div, fuckwit, wazzock #alternativestotheRword
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, May 1, 2014 6:45 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:14 (seven years ago) link
trump is such a twatting prannet!
― oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 25 June 2016 09:15 (seven years ago) link
Michael Hogan @michaelhogan 2h2 hours ago
Bought my usual Geordie comedy monthly but it's full of rent boys, coke and poppers. Turns out I picked up Vaz Comic by mistake
― soref, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link
more like Shitpop
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:28 (seven years ago) link
\o/
― mark s, Saturday, 10 September 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link