▼Arbre Mort▼ aka Willow Smith

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damn this one time i went to see SEVEN POUNDS and it was so damn boring. you ever get that thing when you are tired and your feet are really hot and you want to dunk them in cold water? my feet were burning up during SEVEN POUNDS and i had to take off my shoes and socks in the movie theatre

marcos, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

These kids are more or less on the reactionary/new age tip that lots of my friends were when they were in their 20s. Are they into Alejandro Jodorowsky yet?

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

I can't imagine reading "The Holographic Universe" at 10 that would have blown my mind into a million pieces.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link

haha I do not think Jodo would tell them the things they would expect to hear...

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link

i don't think they've read half of the things they say they've read, unless "ancient texts" means scientology shit.

give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

goo goo g'joob

why do I hate that thing (excluding imago, marcos) (wins), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:27 (nine years ago) link

& yeah, someone like kanye could draw legit artistic inspiration from jodorowsky, hence the yeezus tour staging - i don't think it'd compute with these dipsticks

give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link

Yeah Kanye would never superficially engage with something

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:07 (nine years ago) link

"Dipsticks"

Treeship, Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

Glad ilx is coming down on these adolescents working through a process of identity construction.

Treeship, Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:25 (nine years ago) link

omg do you think they heard us

da croupier, Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

i thought they were sleeping

da croupier, Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

Well they certainly should be

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

well, we've practiced on you xxxp

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:33 (nine years ago) link

the cutest part of the thread was shakes somehow thinking he wouldn't get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight (and i say that as someone who would get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight)

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

I think he was just gonna punch him and then run away

iatee, Thursday, 20 November 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link

i don't know, shakey might have a shot at the title

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2920256/will-smith-punch-o.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 20 November 2014 04:09 (nine years ago) link

A couple Shakey guys that were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 November 2014 04:33 (nine years ago) link

will smith literally carries a gym around with him, i would not fuck with that guy

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

A GYM WITH MARBLE FLOORS

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:22 (nine years ago) link

you all, this is really all about ethics in hypothetical never going to happen fights with washed/half-crazy scientologist movie stars journalism, it's v serious

search datpiff, you'll find it (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

(but yeah fucking with him does seem like a really bad idea)

search datpiff, you'll find it (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cBRfjcY9SQ

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link

lolll

http://imgur.com/gallery/NGMYq

Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

carl agatha, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:34 (nine years ago) link

yea tht was pretty good

marcos, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

amazing

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 20 November 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

"hey baby, you're a sack of potatoes, we could grow eyes for later" is a pretty hilarious lyric, willow

lex pretend, Friday, 21 November 2014 10:59 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/officialjaden/status/547555082238038016

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link

weird he hasn't posted any demands to go along with that threat

da croupier, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 14:14 (nine years ago) link

I love Hollywood kids. Cf. the Willis children. I can smell the jealousy some people have. Being jealous of black kids = progress.

Threat Assessment Division (I M Losted), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

great post

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

Being jealous of black kids is a tidy summation of the last 30-odd years of popular culture iirc

N337 (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:34 (nine years ago) link

i think the reaction to these kids is more adorbz/goth teens are goofy/etc

Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:49 (nine years ago) link

people say that now, maybe won't be saying it when the kids are riding around on their customized Scientology-slave-made motorcycles

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link

yeah!!

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcvjHpDMNoI

bae sremmurd (monotony), Thursday, 7 May 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

man it is a big weird amazing world; that is really fun

What a world!

Jeff, Friday, 8 May 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

which is to say: i didn't think she had it in her

she dances like her dad

DJP, Friday, 8 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

She looks just like him!

I like that song.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

This reminds me of Me Phi Mi, like dayglo afrofuturism.

bamcquern, Friday, 8 May 2015 19:37 (nine years ago) link

Into this but I must register my disapproval of her unnecessary double trad grip snare drum miming.

lil urbane (Jordan), Saturday, 9 May 2015 00:51 (nine years ago) link

erm i just saw this and wtf

it seemed like it was going to be good for the first 30 seconds but i don't like it

dyl, Sunday, 10 May 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link

yeah that went : | pretty quick, but at the end of the day i love it for being so aggressively weird/dumb

soyrev, Sunday, 10 May 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Into this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSVdGh3iylc

Johnny Fever, Friday, 25 September 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

this album is sort of terrible :////

cher guevara (lex pretend), Friday, 11 December 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

there's a surprise

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 December 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link


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