▼Arbre Mort▼ aka Willow Smith

omg do you think they heard us

i thought they were sleeping

Well they certainly should be

well, we've practiced on you xxxp

the cutest part of the thread was shakes somehow thinking he wouldn't get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight (and i say that as someone who would get his ass handed to him by will smith in a fight)

I think he was just gonna punch him and then run away

i don't know, shakey might have a shot at the title

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2920256/will-smith-punch-o.gif

A couple Shakey guys that were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

will smith literally carries a gym around with him, i would not fuck with that guy

A GYM WITH MARBLE FLOORS

you all, this is really all about ethics in hypothetical never going to happen fights with washed/half-crazy scientologist movie stars journalism, it's v serious

(but yeah fucking with him does seem like a really bad idea)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cBRfjcY9SQ

lolll

http://imgur.com/gallery/NGMYq

lol

yea tht was pretty good

amazing

"hey baby, you're a sack of potatoes, we could grow eyes for later" is a pretty hilarious lyric, willow

https://twitter.com/officialjaden/status/547555082238038016

weird he hasn't posted any demands to go along with that threat

I love Hollywood kids. Cf. the Willis children. I can smell the jealousy some people have. Being jealous of black kids = progress.

great post

Being jealous of black kids is a tidy summation of the last 30-odd years of popular culture iirc

i think the reaction to these kids is more adorbz/goth teens are goofy/etc

people say that now, maybe won't be saying it when the kids are riding around on their customized Scientology-slave-made motorcycles

yeah!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcvjHpDMNoI

man it is a big weird amazing world; that is really fun

What a world!

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cf/88/b8/cf88b8e4059c6957c542b49af1f28806.jpg

which is to say: i didn't think she had it in her

she dances like her dad

She looks just like him!

I like that song.

This reminds me of Me Phi Mi, like dayglo afrofuturism.

Into this but I must register my disapproval of her unnecessary double trad grip snare drum miming.

erm i just saw this and wtf

it seemed like it was going to be good for the first 30 seconds but i don't like it

yeah that went : | pretty quick, but at the end of the day i love it for being so aggressively weird/dumb

Into this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSVdGh3iylc

this album is sort of terrible :////

there's a surprise

it is for me! 'why don't you cry' and 'F Q-C #7' are both pretty great. I'll have to try myself.

ok this album is bizarre

it tries very hard to give that impression, and it's definitely not boring, but i cringed so much during it. (her delivery is especially try-hard)

mostly it made me think about how very easy it is to give the impression of being a strange weirdo, and how easy it is to conflate that with seeming like a genius auteur

there's something very honestly 15-year-old about the album that i appreciate. she's definitely had a singular existence, yet the lyrical themes are echoed by my students (with different particulars obviously), and the music's veering between grinding and soothing is very adolescent-brain.

was gonna say that i would appreciate "try hard" from willow right now, she really SHOULD be in that state

right, i appreciate it as an artefact of a teenage mind with a lot of ideas, but i don't think they work as music or songs much. wouldn't be surprised if she works out how to do that in the future, this feels very straight-from-mind-to-record without much editing process

okay going in

yeah, this is a mess. but an endearing mess! not so much so that I want to listen to it again tho'.

i guess this new song is actually old but i hope she makes an entire album that sounds like baduizm!! http://www.thefader.com/2016/02/22/willow-smith-shares-jimi