I was dreamin' when I wrote thisForgive me if it goes astray
― Popture, Monday, 23 March 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
"IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN"I've always HATED that lineehas Always come off to me as look at how risque we can sound whith this opening line to our albumyheah we're fuckin bad
― turtles all the way down (Face of Wolf), Monday, 23 March 2009 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song,I'm twenty-two now but I won't be for long.
― Mordy, Monday, 23 March 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link
I got a letter from the government the other day,I opened it, and read it, it said they were suckas.
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 March 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago) link
it's britney, bitch
― Surmounter, Monday, 23 March 2009 13:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha, I was gonna say Black Steel.
"There must be some way out of here, said the joker to the thief."--Bob Dylan, All Along The Watchtower
"Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack. I went out for a ride, and I never went back."--Bruce Springsteen, Hungry Heart
"Ice, baby. I saw your girlfriend and she's eating her fingers like they're just another meal."--Pavement, Summer Babe
"She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge."--Pulp, Common People
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm about to have a nervous breakdownMy head really hurts
― Trip Maker, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
(and the eternal)MY SMILE IS STUCK...I CAN NOT GO BACK TO YOUR FROOOOOOWWWWNNNLAAAAAND
― Trip Maker, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I wanted to. I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I wanted to. It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out.Everything I do and everything I try never turns out. It's like I need time to figure these things out. But there's always someone there going: "Hey Mike, you know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately. You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better...
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 March 2009 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I was twenty-one years when I wrote this song,I'm twenty-two now but I won't be for long.― Mordy, Monday, 23 March 2009 10:56 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mordy, Monday, 23 March 2009 10:56 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Simon and Garfunkel?
― Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
― Surmounter, Monday, March 23, 2009 1:22 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― lex pretend, Monday, 23 March 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
Billy Bragg / "A New England"
― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"this is a sad fucking song"
― owenf, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Hi Dad, I'm in JAIL
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon and Garfunkel?Billy Bragg / "A New England"― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:11 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:11 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Also: Leaves that are green, Simon and Garfunkel.
― Mark G, Monday, 23 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"You've only got one finger left, and it's pointing at the door"
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"Hey the fuck it's me, buddysmash the ones who smash the free -until they're gone, the world will end (yeah)"
― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 23 March 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I meant S&G version, but yeah, Billy Bragg too.
― Mordy, Monday, 23 March 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link
"The bugger in the short sleeves fucked my wife"
John Cale, Guts
― David Bachyrycz, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"I am not Jesus though I have the same initials"
Pulp - Dishes
― daavid, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
"A long time agoI looked at myselfand said you, you are my darling."- Meat Puppets, "Up On The Sun"
I know that this was corrected upthread, and I know that most of the time, Meat Puppets lyrics could just be any goddamn thing, but this is hilarious.
― Eephin' Pageant (kingkongvsgodzilla), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
"people of earth, attention."
― meisenfek, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"I caught it in the face."--PJ Harvey, "Dry"
That word "broadminded" is spelled S-I-N."--The Louvin Brothers "Broadminded"
"Someone's got it in for me. They're planting stories in the press."--Bob Dylan "Idiot Wind"
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link
And daaavid OTM about "Dishes". That opening line rules. :)
"The Sun Is Up, I'm so happy I could scream"(The Cure: "Mint Car")
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:52 (fifteen years ago) link
BURN THESE SHEET THAT WE'VE JUST FUCKED IN
― ilxor, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link
SHEETS*
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
― nicky lo-fi, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 05:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit,But my dog refused to look at it,And so I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building,It was no bigger than a nickel.
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 05:22 (fifteen years ago) link
Baby cried the day the circus came to town 'cause she didn't want parades just passin' by her,So she painted on a smile and took up with some clown while she danced without a net upon the wire.
Melissa Manchester, Don't Cry Out Loud.
― Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Disarm the settlersThe new drunk driversHave hoisted the flagWe are with you in your angerProud brothersWho do not fretThe bus will get you there yet
― kamerad, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Announcer: This is ANOTHER public serviceannouncement brought to you, inpart, by Slim Shady.Eminem: (whispered): Tell 'em I don't give a fuckAnnouncer: Slim Shady does not give a FUCK...what you think!Eminem: Tell 'em to suck itAnnouncer: If you don't like it, youcan suck his fucking cock!Eminem: Tell 'em they kissed my assAnnouncer: Little did you know, uponpurchasing this album, you have justkissed his ass!Eminem: Tell 'em I'm fed upAnnouncer: Slim Shady is fed up with yourshit...and he's going to kill you!Eminem: YeahAnnouncer: Uh...anything else?Eminem: Yeah...SUE ME.
― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link
It's like a junglesometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:35 (fifteen years ago) link
lol geir
― Leif ericsonned (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat.
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"Always on the outside, always looking inI was in a drop-D metal band we called 'Requiem'"
BASS!How low can you go?
When you were young you were the king of carrot flowers
― staggerlee, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Ein bisschen GoetheEin bisschen BonaparteSo soll er ausseh'nDer Mann, auf den ich warte
?!!?!?!
― anatol_merklich, Friday, 21 January 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link
IT WAS THE BIGGEST COCK YOU'D EVER SEEN
― ilxor, Monday, March 23, 2009 3:54 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
BUT YOU'VE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COCK HAS BEEN
― ilxor, Monday, March 23, 2009 3:55 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark
ILXOR got there before me
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
"In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching perfection." - Silver Jews, American Water― Famous Athlete, Monday, June 23, 2003 9:54 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, 22 August 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
You surely are a truly gifted kidBut you're only good asThe last great thing you didAnd where've you been since thenDid the schedule get you down?I hear you've got a new girlfriendHow's the wife taking it?
prefab sprout / moving the river
― piscesx, Friday, 9 August 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said So in love the preacher's face turned red
― soref, Saturday, 1 March 2014 21:18 (ten years ago) link
I kind of have mixed feelings about 'Haitian Divorce', but that is such a fantastic opening line in how it gets across an idea of these two characters and their relationship in such a concise fashion and how it suggests this image without going into much detail
― soref, Saturday, 1 March 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link
like, I can picture these two people getting married, shooting each other looks and sniggering, touching each other in front of this silently indignant minister. enjoying being the centre of attention and the idea of what being at the centre of conversation means in their relationship
― soref, Saturday, 1 March 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link
that's a tape,that we made…but i'm sad to say it never made the grade…that was me!third guitar…i wonder… where the others… are…i sold the guitar today…i never did play much anyway…
"vine street" by randy newman but im talking VDP here -> song cycle
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 1 March 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link
penny lane, there is a barber showing photographs,of every head he's had the pleasure to know,and all the people that come and go,stop and say hello
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Sunday, 2 March 2014 02:00 (ten years ago) link
― Lophar Andreusz DeLeone (admrl), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:45 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:02 (ten years ago) link
"I dreamed about a reefer five feet long"
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:33 (ten years ago) link
I triedbut I could not find a way
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 March 2014 03:34 (ten years ago) link
When your world is full of strange arrangementsAnd gravity won't pull you throughYou know you're missing out on somethingWell that something depends on you
I'll have a shower And then phone my brother up Within the hour I'll smash another cup
― Kitchen Person, Sunday, 2 March 2014 05:33 (ten years ago) link
"When I was back there in seminary school There was a person there Who put forth the proposition That you can petition the Lord with prayer Petition the lord with prayer Petition the lord with prayer You cannot petition the lord with prayer!"
The Doors - Soft Parade
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 2 March 2014 06:54 (ten years ago) link