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Yeah, this album is shockingly great.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Sunday, 21 August 2016 08:24 (seven years ago) link

gotta echo what's said above; there's not a stinker in the bunch

j. winters (josh), Sunday, 21 August 2016 21:44 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I've been listening to this all day. Such a brilliant record. She sounds so confident again. Britney Jean was obviously awful but this is way ahead of Femme Fatale which I always loved. There's just so much going on and you can actually hear her voice and personality all over these songs.

Kitchen Person, Sunday, 21 August 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

and the songs take many unexpected left turns!

j. winters (josh), Sunday, 21 August 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link

lolling @ how "Better" is such an obv "Lean On" rip

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Sunday, 21 August 2016 22:30 (seven years ago) link

this album is fucking phenomenal

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Monday, 22 August 2016 22:59 (seven years ago) link

Yes.

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

I pretty much love everything about this album.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

"Better" is amusing but I particularly like the production on "Love Me Down" and "If I'm Dancing", the latter of which recalls Switch and Dillon Francis at their best IMO.

She also sounds like a dozen different singers on this album!

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

guess I have to download this before bed *sigh*

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:18 (seven years ago) link

It's a brilliantly produced album. So far from the cheap and hollow sounding Britney Jean.

Yeah, her voice is all over the place. I really liked Femme Fatale but she mostly sounded really detached on those songs. Here she sounds so invested and like she's having more fun than she's had since In The Zone.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:20 (seven years ago) link

Yeah it reminds me of In The Zone quite a bit, the sense of her playing with different characters and styles, rather than projecting either a specific persona (Blackout) or an absence of same (everything since).

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link

Favourites on first listen (on a flight) were If We're Dancing and Clumsy (!!!) I dunno about no stinkers but it's so pleasantly surprising after Britney Jean and Pretty Girls

art baengels (monotony), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:48 (seven years ago) link

Oh I also forgot the last song which is sung I think entirely in French??!?! so great

art baengels (monotony), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's a great way to end the album. If We're Dancing is one of my favourites. Man On the Moon, Slumber Party, Invitation, Just Like Me and Hard to Forget Ya are all up there too.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 23 August 2016 02:55 (seven years ago) link

If I'm Dancing is the best Britney Spears song I've ever heard in my life.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 26 August 2016 05:03 (seven years ago) link

ah, I just listened to a few songs and was wondering where some of the tracks mentioned here were : they're only on the deluxe version !
the track in french is quite wtf... but it's pretty cool (although I don't understand everything she says... and I'm french !).
first album from her that I care enough to listen to since Circus (which I didn't like much, especially following the great Blackout).

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 26 August 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

i'm starting to suspect there's an inverse correlation between cover art and album quality: 'britney jean' had her best cover art in years, and the music was terrible; 'glory' has an embarrassingly shoddy and half-assed cover, and the music is great!

the jackal-snouted problem man (reddening), Friday, 26 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

Glory's cover is roughly the same as Femme Fatale's, isn't it ?
Funny, I just looked at all the covers and up to In the zone she looks like the young Britney then suddenly from Blackout on, it's grown up Britney (although on Britney Jean she seems younger than on the previous ones).

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 26 August 2016 15:33 (seven years ago) link

this album rules
wasn't a fan of britney jean but thought perfume and passenger were p great

nxd, Saturday, 27 August 2016 13:20 (seven years ago) link

really love Man on the Moon

ufo, Saturday, 27 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

I only started listening to current pop stuff recently after 15 years of ignoring it completely -- after doing a very detailed assessment and comparison of the various artists came to the conclusion Britney is by far the best pop star we have. She is the most consistent, basically, to my criteria. I can't stand to look at her but her voice is so strong, character-wise. She's like a candy-coated cartoon or something (so is Eminem!), a quality that comes through particularly strong when her voice is double-tracked. Her voice absolutely flourishes in different contexts and this is her greatest strength. She's second to none as a singing voice-actor. Her seeming artistic apathy is also a strength, in a curious way. She just does her job, and well!

She has a terrible reputation, and seems to have had traumatic fame experiences or something. I don't really know the details. Anytime I mention that I adore her brand of minor key dance-pop people look at me like I smell bad. There seems to be some kind of group-think conspiracy vis-a-vis whether she can really sing or not, which makes no sense at all to me. It seems to me the lady can sell a song in her sleep, no matter how dumb it is. Maybe you don't like her voice, but to deny the one talent she absolutely has? Weird. Backlash or jealousy, I don't know. It's curious. She is certainly strategically aimed at the lowest common denominator, and highly visible, so I sort of understand it.

I was looking forward to this album and now that it has arrived, I feel pretty spoiled by it. I expected it to be thoroughly irredeemable like the last one (I'm a big fan of the single "Pretty Girls" though) and was pleasantly surprised to find she almost sounds like the kind of artist that has a vision here (though not an ambitious one!) The songs are dumb as ever but also just as catchy and wonderful. About ten excellent hooks are all jumbled up in my mind right this moment, competing for my memory's attention. I don't remember which songs they are from. My favorite is the bonus track with the thrumbed Spanish guitar where part of the chorus involves her rhythmically intoning the nonsense words "seas of Cortez" or something. The french song just sounds like an updated take on a Francoise Hardy chanson, and I'm okay with that. The third song sounds like Stax/Volt -- a Carla Thomas kind of thing is what I am hearing. It is cute. There are two songs where she prominently drops F-bombs, and they are cute/silly, but the cursing is absolutely essential to the songs themselves and it works. Numbers 11 and 12 I like least, but they still have their moments of exceptional excellence.

The album overall is very shrewd. Whoever executive produced it earned his no-doubt huge paycheck, the thing is slick and unified, all the songs seem of a piece even though on close inspection they couldn't be more varied in style. I hear a lot of echoes of other pop stars and songs, but all filtered through the creature that is Britney Spears in 2016 and they completely become her own. I for one am glad the only ballad is the single, I am not big on ballads. The rest of the album is all energy and invention and colors and sugar-rush manic pop. The production is relatively subdued, the percussion in particular is mixed well in relation to her voice, which is single tracked more often then usual this time around. The whole thing is coated in a very strong digital delay/reverb or something and the overall effect of the album is that of an MTV-flavored dream. The album title and artwork are the worst thing about this by far, thankfully!!! I can't even begin to imagine how they arrived at Glory as the title of this just plain fun album of expertly polished and performed and completely, totally, unambitious pop ditties.

liam fennell, Monday, 29 August 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

great review, partic for someone who hasn't listened to a pop record in a decade and a half!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 August 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

I pretty much hated her VMA performance and the song she did, which was my first exposure to it.

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

yeah, exceptionally boring. the whole VMA show was as terrible as I expected

akm, Monday, 29 August 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

"make me" is my favorite song of the year (despite g-eazy). haven't seen the performance though. that they apparently slip into "me myself and i" is enough to ward me off

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

I was very into Beyonce's segment and the final Rihanna performance.

xp: yeah the whole thing was basically "G-Eazy featuring Britney Spears lip-synching poorly"

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Monday, 29 August 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

i am kind of enjoying this thus far!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 29 August 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

and other lukewarm recommendations based on five tracks in for the first time!

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 29 August 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

"make me" is my favorite song of the year (despite g-eazy).

I have liked Britney Spears in the past, and have paid relatively little attention to pop music this year, but I literally can't imagine how this can be true.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 29 August 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

it's one of the best pop songs of the year imo

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 August 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

very texturally rich chorus

J0rdan S., Monday, 29 August 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

I enjoy the album so far. Funny that they basically took half of the prechorus of daft punk's "get lucky" for the main synth riff of "just luv me"!

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 29 August 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

I have liked Britney Spears in the past, and have paid relatively little attention to pop music this year, but I literally can't imagine how this can be true.

yeah pop this year has been so bad that i had to resort to liking a britney spears song with a great chorus

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Monday, 29 August 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link

lol, some variety of this conversation has already been happening over at "worst music writing"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/what-to-listen-to/britney-spears-glory-review

I have, though, always been a sucker for the effervescence of pure pop music, and on some superficial levels this album is machine tooled perfection, in that every track sounds like a single, with slick grooves, zinging hooks, ear-worm melodies, catchy choruses and some little spike of tension in the Britney-shaped centre that makes you question your own judgement as you find yourself singing along.

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 29 August 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

this is bad y'all

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

.....?

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 01:59 (seven years ago) link

the new album. like, we'll always have "toxic," but britney is p cooked i think; the singles here are like close to a current pop sound that would work but not quite there and thus it plays like karaoke almost

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

just as the most obv example, the fact that g-eazy is still the rapper she goes for - when she's long past the point of specifically /needing/ to appear safe or whatever - is fairly telling. (or maybe she has terrible label management but i doubt it)

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

idk this album is pretty much britney sounding like she's having fun over a bunch of well produced pop songs

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

this is prob her most adventurous record vocally

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't think the g-eazy appearance really says much about the album: everyone agrees it's a misstep (including everyone who likes the album) and it's the only guest appearance. So it's not really indicative of anything about the album as a whole (obv. it says a fair amount of how Britney is positioned and the status of the relationship between rap and pop and etc. in 2016).

Contrast with Ariana Grande's album, where the choice of guest appearances is much more central both to the sound of the relevant songs and to what the album is trying to be or present itself as.

Tim F, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 03:12 (seven years ago) link

also britney probably had even less say in it than usual

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

g-eazy and britney share a management company and he's (sigh) this year's biggest white rapper. it's an unsurprising hedge - pop is littered with them especially recently.

maura, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

did not know they shared management, that makes more sense. it's definitely unsurprising, and it'd be unreasonable for me to expect like, young thug - for many reasons, i do /not/ want to know what her reaction to young thug would be - my natural reaction to g-eazy in general is just "aw man, GTFOH"

the production is often solid, it just sounds like 2012/13 pop (and sometimes way earlier - like her trying to recapture the sound from her peak popularity) rather than anything fresh. idk. i think some of the enthusiasm this is engendering stems from 2016 being sort of a thin year for pop.

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 14:28 (seven years ago) link

i'm listening to it again rn and i don't mind "just luv me" and "slumber party" but not much else is registering.

if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 30 August 2016 14:36 (seven years ago) link

The run of "Clumsy", "Do You Wanna Come Over?", "Slumber Party" through to "Just Like Me" is really strong, I think. My favourite sequence of songs on any 2016 record so far.

Jeff W, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link

Well, I like the album but I'm not sure Britney's relevant in the contemporary pop context. Isn't she completely has-been (since even before Black Out) ? (but what do I know, I have been almost totally disconnected from the current pop world for at least 10y !).
the album is like a lovely pop bubble.
right now, my favourite song is "man on the moon". beautiful chorus.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 16:31 (seven years ago) link

femme fatale had several big hits on it, plus a number of other strong songs. britney jean was a major misstep and probably the first time she seemed very irrelevant to what's going on in pop. so it's not like she was in a completely unsalvageable situation commercially. idk.

for me the best songs on this album by far are "do you wanna come over?" and "if i'm dancing". "make me..." is okay but contrary to other descriptions of its chorus as 'great' and 'texturally rich' etc. i find it rather basic. the verses are quite nice with the exception of g-eazy's which is execrable.

dyl, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

the pop that's made it to the radio this year is mostly terrible in execution (chainsmokers and their parade of
hiccuping sad girls, all that drake) or intent (meghan trainor) or both (drake again) so I'm ok with Britney just doing her own thing. at least the music sounds fun

maura, Tuesday, 30 August 2016 18:27 (seven years ago) link


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