don't listen to Karl, the dog angle is the way to go.
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link
sounds like a boredoms show waiting to happen, a+ would attend xp
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link
one thing i've noticed about trains is that they don't create a loud noise as they tear across the countryside. imagine if trains made loud noises, hm
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:27 (seven years ago) link
if you're not into dogs, ducks also have great potential
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link
it's true though, the old-timey dog idea is a winner, and probably much easier to pull off
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:28 (seven years ago) link
the dog angle is the way to go.
that dog angle in full
https://www.wickedgolfers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Dogleg-left-hole.gif
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link
Dylan I think you kind of buried the lede by not sharing your instagram with us in the initial post
https://www.instagram.com/dylanbriscall/
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link
if it does end up being a duck, maybe the duck bill flows up and down in the breeze as it leans its head out the window. the bill flows up and down like when you stick your hand out the window and bend and swerve it around in the wind. it creates a warm nostalgic feeling, but with the new twist of featuring a duck conducting a train
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:31 (seven years ago) link
you could definitely do a pretty easy photoshop with a family of ducks crossing the road in front of you in that pick where you're sitting on the road, though you probably want to be holding a guitar in that pic. That way people know you are a musician ... a musician that appreciates ducks.
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link
I'm onboard the duck train, definitely an improvement on dogs
― saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/Screen%20Shot%202017-04-09%20at%2018.32.19_zpso3rvvuho.png
lonely guy just thinkin baout things
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link
gosh, what happened there! We would never let our Asda get in a state like that
― saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRWbqDZhxWZ/
i see we're teaching Dylan to suck eggs
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link
Which brings us back to the hottest track of 2016 actually
Total Toilet Duck
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link
owls definitely were associated with the 2000s - the hipster avian, but I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link
Duck is on my team
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link
The Duck Decade would be a great album title, Dylan.
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Ok so lets go with a duck, but how are we doing to help him fix the Asda, where is he going to shop?
― saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s
https://media.tenor.co/images/d6f39c8595b15c886ff67971b8bb1b53/tenor.gif
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
the duck? Didn't know that ducks shopped!
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
how do you make a duck shop? put it in an asda until its bill bithers
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link
*withers but bithers also kinda works
how did my asda get so clean?
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
As a wholly owned division of Walmart, Asda is not required to declare quarterly or half-yearly earnings, but it submits full accounts to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission each November. And, even though Asda is a subsidiary of Walmart, it has more autonomy than any of the other supermarket chains within the Walmart International division, and has retained its own British management team and board since the 1999 takeover.
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
"The 1999 Takeover" would be a good EP title to lead into the release of The Duck Decade, perhaps
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
The 1999 Takeover sounds like the title of a rap album though, not the sincere upbeat guitar songs that dylan has branded himself with
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link
man, about an hour and a half ago i thought "i'll just make a quick dog-conducting-a-train image, should take 5 minutes or so"...i'm STILL working on it, and it STILL sucks.
so you win, dylan briscall, you win
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jii4CJ0.jpg
whatever, i can't waste any more time on this. i have better things to do. like looking for a duck and a better train conductor hat
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
LOL
― the late great, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link
Full marks
― TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link
sniffing back a tear here
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Is it time to bring Breakin' Ken C out of retirement?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/dbandkc.jpg
― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
arshavin / cryingeagle.jpg remixes pls
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JGHrgJN.jpg
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
YES
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
mr briscall may not recognize it but that is quite an achievement
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Was gonna say! For a second asked myself the question, "but does Mr. Briscall deserve this honour?" untill the answer "He probably doesn't!" struck me, which made it all the more worthwhile tbh.
Ps Karl sign me up for yr Paint 101 contour cutting class asap
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link
the blind leading the blind!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link
two words: guide dog
― sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link
Was expecting wallogina to make an appearance there
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 10 April 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
irl lol at that bizarro cover, well played thread
― niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:38 (seven years ago) link