Duck is on my team
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:37 (seven years ago) link
The Duck Decade would be a great album title, Dylan.
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Ok so lets go with a duck, but how are we doing to help him fix the Asda, where is he going to shop?
― saer, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
I think the duck is the ascending avian of the 2010s
https://media.tenor.co/images/d6f39c8595b15c886ff67971b8bb1b53/tenor.gif
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
the duck? Didn't know that ducks shopped!
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link
how do you make a duck shop? put it in an asda until its bill bithers
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link
*withers but bithers also kinda works
how did my asda get so clean?
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
As a wholly owned division of Walmart, Asda is not required to declare quarterly or half-yearly earnings, but it submits full accounts to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission each November. And, even though Asda is a subsidiary of Walmart, it has more autonomy than any of the other supermarket chains within the Walmart International division, and has retained its own British management team and board since the 1999 takeover.
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:43 (seven years ago) link
"The 1999 Takeover" would be a good EP title to lead into the release of The Duck Decade, perhaps
― The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
The 1999 Takeover sounds like the title of a rap album though, not the sincere upbeat guitar songs that dylan has branded himself with
― sarahell, Sunday, 9 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link
man, about an hour and a half ago i thought "i'll just make a quick dog-conducting-a-train image, should take 5 minutes or so"...i'm STILL working on it, and it STILL sucks.
so you win, dylan briscall, you win
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jii4CJ0.jpg
whatever, i can't waste any more time on this. i have better things to do. like looking for a duck and a better train conductor hat
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
LOL
― the late great, Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link
Full marks
― TS Hugo Largo vs. Al Factotum (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:22 (seven years ago) link
sniffing back a tear here
― Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Is it time to bring Breakin' Ken C out of retirement?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/dbandkc.jpg
― scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
arshavin / cryingeagle.jpg remixes pls
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 19:59 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JGHrgJN.jpg
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:11 (seven years ago) link
YES
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:16 (seven years ago) link
mr briscall may not recognize it but that is quite an achievement
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link
Was gonna say! For a second asked myself the question, "but does Mr. Briscall deserve this honour?" untill the answer "He probably doesn't!" struck me, which made it all the more worthwhile tbh.
Ps Karl sign me up for yr Paint 101 contour cutting class asap
― On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link
the blind leading the blind!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 9 April 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link
two words: guide dog
― sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2017 01:55 (seven years ago) link
Was expecting wallogina to make an appearance there
― I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Monday, 10 April 2017 06:18 (seven years ago) link
irl lol at that bizarro cover, well played thread
― niels, Monday, 10 April 2017 06:38 (seven years ago) link