Maroon 5 is band and you should all feel bad
― gray say nah to me (wins), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 19:29 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/MnX1hgO (NSFW-ish)
― calumy (rip van wanko), Sunday, 10 February 2019 02:27 (five years ago) link
lol
my man stans for skin care AND adderall? covering all his bases I suppose
― flappy bird, Sunday, 10 February 2019 06:46 (five years ago) link
this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music.
― FernandoHierro, Tuesday, February 5, 2019 11:04 AM
who is this delightful creature?
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 February 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link
lurkers from rym sometimes get brave all of a sudden
― dyl, Sunday, 10 February 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link
this kind of music is p popular on ilx from what i can tell. you know, shit music
^^^ new ILM board description IMHO.
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 10 February 2019 17:02 (five years ago) link
Yes
― flappy bird, Monday, 11 February 2019 07:02 (five years ago) link
first post in this thread is pretty funny now
― alpine static, Monday, 11 February 2019 07:10 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who brings tofu dogs to a barbecue.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:30 (five years ago) link
he looks like my hero?
― jolene club remix (BradNelson), Monday, 11 February 2019 17:32 (five years ago) link
At arm’s length: are tattoos finally becoming uncool?
The mostly negative response to Levine’s artwork may be partly because so much of it looks new. The lines are too crisp, the ink too dark. It’s also a bit too on-point. It’s all tigers and roses: a look that prompted one Twitter user to muse that Levine “is tattooed like he’s the main character in Memento but the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]”.
― just another country (snoball), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link
There were two significant moments in the tattooing world last week.
How could they overlook Ariana Grande getting the Japanese characters for "little barbecue grill" tattooed on her hand?!
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:17 (five years ago) link
Oh, wait, they mentioned it. That's a bigger boo-boo than whatever Bieber apparently did and I did not hear about.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
where does this rate on the Ben Affleck scale
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets the words "Little Barbeque Grill" tattooed in Japanese above his butt.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link
otm
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:26 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who gets A-D-A-M L-E-V-I-N-E tattooed across his knuckles.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link
A D A M L E V N
unless he does some between the knuck work.
― nickn, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:21 (five years ago) link
Thumb tat, yo.
https://res.cloudinary.com/teepublic/image/private/s--x37yDpCR--/t_Resized%20Artwork/c_fit,g_north_west,h_954,w_954/co_000000,e_outline:48/co_000000,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:48/co_ffffff,e_outline:inner_fill:48/co_bbbbbb,e_outline:3:1000/c_mpad,g_center,h_1260,w_1260/b_rgb:eeeeee/c_limit,f_jpg,h_630,q_90,w_630/v1481960432/production/designs/959749_1.jpg
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:29 (five years ago) link
ouch hell no
― calumy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:31 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who doesn't take his Men's Health magazines into the bathroom because he wants to keep them in good condition.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, February 4, 2019 12:45 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this one was my fav
― budo jeru, Thursday, 14 February 2019 05:15 (five years ago) link
i'm just sticking with "Fuck the NRA" indefinitely but i'm sorely tempted by "the mystery is where he left his Juul [e-cigarette]"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 February 2019 06:22 (five years ago) link
big mood
https://static1.therichestimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/adam-levine-celebrates-launch-of-new-womens-summer-collection-05-e1404765519918.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738
― mr greta t. gremlin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 11:13 (five years ago) link
Rereading the beginning of this thread is funny.
― GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 13:46 (five years ago) link
is Levine's face packed with dry ice or
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link
are levine's shorts packed with dry ice or
― a photographer, satanist and ukip voter (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy whose shorts are packed with dry ice.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link
Adam Levine looks like the kind of guy who always refers to guacamole as 'gwak'.
― a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
"yeah... yeah no a little more... great yeah.. no yeah that's perf"
― flappy bird, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link
why don't you join us for margs and guac
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link
def a dude who guacs that way
― Hunt3r, Thursday, 4 April 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link
Adam, sweetie...you’re in a band. 😳 https://t.co/FVlZoQBsTX— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) March 4, 2021
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:18 (three years ago) link
new song with megan is terrible
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:31 (three years ago) link
Maybe he just means that he's run out of musicians who will be in Maroon 5?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 19:38 (three years ago) link
Maroon 5 blows but he's also not exactly wrong in that the last 10 years of American guitar bands also blow
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 5 March 2021 19:46 (three years ago) link
yes, it blows my mind anyone's upset with this and it's some fun reading
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:01 (three years ago) link
idk the evolution from "shitty band with a hot singer" to "Adam Levine Super Bowl Halftime Show" maybe has something to do with it
― frogbs, Friday, 5 March 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link
It's kind of anonymously inoffsensive and thereby offensive as a result, but then the line "she's naked in my bed" reminds you that Levine is singing this.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link
What are we Adam Levine? CATS?!?!?— Garbage (@garbage) March 4, 2021
― maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 5 March 2021 20:36 (three years ago) link
I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/mKeiMNpp4m— dara faye (@darafaye) September 23, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 September 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
One thing I’ve learned from these leaked text messages is that he definitely writes all his own lyrics
― frogbs, Saturday, 24 September 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link
xp Twitter cliches like “can’t stop thinking about/and it’s everything/i’m dead” about as egregious as dude’s tattoos at the point.
― circa1916, Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link
tell me my display name isn't poetry
― i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:43 (one year ago) link
OP seems p ironic at this point.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 24 September 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link
this twitter thread p much covers the grossness of him & unsurprising nature of the “breaking news”
look if Adam Levine wasn't cheating on his supermodel wife with a Model Mayhem girl then I'd be worried— Molly Lambert 🦔 (@mollylambert) September 20, 2022
Once w/in a 6 mnth period I ran into Adam 3 x’s. Each time he told me the story of how we went on a date when we were 10. Didn’t I remember? He was in love w me. I never called him again apparently. It destroyed him. I didn’t remember. I still don’t.— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
Yet each time he told it to me again w more fervor. So excited. Desperate. Until finally the 3rd time at the Rosevelt after saying again I just didn’t recall & leaving him to his models, he walked past me & said,” why do you act like you’re better than everyone.” & flitted away— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
It’s always stuck w me as it was intended to. Teach me not to forget a narcissist. Him and jake both the Jewish American princesses of Brentwood. Mean girls.— Katharine Towne (@KatharineTowne) September 20, 2022
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 24 September 2022 23:08 (one year ago) link
OP got a shout out in the latest Your Favorite Band Sucks pod on Maroon 5...
https://www.yfbspod.com/maroon-5-sucks
― mr.raffles, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
Syphilis hasn't killed him yet?!
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link
My favorite messageboard sucks.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 28 September 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link
I seriously doubt that Maroon 5 are Anyone's Favourite Band.
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:14 (one year ago) link
I remember this thread, great revive
The 13-year-old poster from early on is probably now 31
― the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link