So what is the ILM opinion on Kasabian?

Much like with Samson, the loss of a trendy haircut has cut his cocky swagger by 98%, well that and being a belligerent indie cunt.

Meighan later wrote on Twitter: “Following today’s announcement I just wanted to let you all know that I am doing well. I’m in a really good place now. Thanks for all your love and support. I’ll be seeing you all very soon.”

what the actual fuck at this 'statement'

Nice of him to tweet yesterday to let his fans know he's doing fine, hope he'll be right as rain as soon as we know it xxx

Live to fight another day. Get well soon Tom 🦊💙

— Craig McInnes (@Sycophant__) July 6, 2020

Aged well 👌

— YaBuncha (@YasBiggestKunt) July 7, 2020

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/281f5a979541e095c134ea9b93ae719115fa09d5/103_425_1887_1131/master/1887.jpg?width=620&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=bede5e9e27c65db6d4b70adf07c34d64

He looks like he's being hauled up in front of Parliament to explain his tech startup's serious misuse of personal data.

His solicitor advised him to come to court as Hugh Laurie.

Exactly what I thought!

more like Dominik Diamond tbh

yesssss! i am eenveeeencible!

If he listened to his girlfriend instead of hitting her he might have found out that those Lennon specs make him look like he's wearing a halloween costume of an Edwardian bank clerk

they're a bit rees moggish

They're a bit like what a stupid person would wear to make themselves seem thoughtful and intelligent.

I wonder if he will still feel like a rock n roll renegade when he's picking litter in the park with a vizvest on for 200 hours

'oh shit i'm in court in 20 minutes, where's that cheapo harry potter halloween costume i bought eight years ago'

At least his court appearance isn't offensively awful like Tupac and Harvey Weinstein suddenly appearing to have physical mobility challenges.

He walked out of court a free man w/ 200 unpaid hours of work to do smdh

(xp) I'm pretty sure he'd not only be laughed out of court but laughed to and from court if he'd tried that at Leicester Crown Court on a cloudy Tuesday.

I had a dream last night that my friend's mom was showing me a notebook she'd filled wihth doodles and jokes. One of the jokes was labled "SLAYER vs. Kasabian:" and next to that it was simply repeated as "SLAYER vs. Kasyaaaawn----" and after the "yawn" her handwriting trailed off into a squiggly line as though she had fallen asleep.

it occurs to me that one of their "hits" is seemingly an over-refreshed version of "kokomo"

Kasabian, Van Houten... no Krenwinkel or Beausoleil yet?

https://www.babystepmagazine.com/single-post/leeds-shoegazers-van-houten-return-with-coming-of-age

Kasabian, Van Houten...
Krenwinkel or Beausoleil

beausoleil makes his own music

There was also...

https://www.discogs.com/artist/30515-Sadie-Glutz

(xp) As Bobby Beausoleil, I can definitely imagine some band from Derbyshire or somewhere calling themselves Beausoleil.

maybe they're named after Milhouse

naming bands after disgusting hippy dullards who were gullible enough to be brainwashed by a horrible little white supremacist midget is not cool imo. It's probably Tarantino's fault this is still happening.