RULE FOUR NOW APPLIES TO ALL BETS IN THREAD
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― Dom Passantino, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Drunk at 3pm = living the dream
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Drinking cider from eleven?
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Not only do I have plenty of articles google'able online that are humiliating - I still write articles on occasion that are poorly written. So, I sympathize for college-music-writer. Can't we at least go after people who get paid to write poorly?
― Mordechai Shinefield, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link
So we should be gentle because of: - age? ("but the Arctic Monkeys were only 19 when they..." "Oh, OK then, 10/10") - experience? ("but it's only their first album ever!" "Oh, OK then, 10/10")
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― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link
There are dedicated threads for them (xpost).
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Mordechai OTM
I disagree that student writing is exempt from criticism. One's worldview may not be fully formed by the age of 20, but a journalistic voice should be.
No writing is exempt from criticism, but a college kid getting his footing should be exempt from a 100-post sonning by a bunch of adults.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"adults"
― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
If I was the writer in question I'd be more offended by the insinuation that I wasn't an adult myself.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Burchill started on the NME when she was 17.
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Doogie Howser was performing surgery at 18, does this mean I should start a thread about how some high school kid dissected his worm wrong?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Please accept my use fictional character as an appropriate metaphor for real life situations. Haha.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Hang on a tick. This guy is the fucking Music Editor at his university. Not every student is this bloody clueless and illiterate and I'm sure there are gobloads of kids just wishing they could have a go at it (because they wanna write for the NME when they grow up).
There used to be an indie night at the uni I attended where each week they'd play no less than eight Limp Bizkit songs in an evening, and these guys ran the uni radio station. When I asked if I could play one night I got told my style wasn't right. Oh well.
― the next grozart, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ poor grammar and typos admittedly non-deliberate.
― the next grozart, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link
He's not even a real music editor, he's not on the team!
http://www.exepose.ex.ac.uk/team.php
― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
That's last year's team; they've obviously not changed that page yet.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Ah, ok - sorry.
― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
lol u r all intrenet crepes for talkin bout the guy. how long til Dom finds his facebook?
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 14:59 (sixteen years ago) link
In the next issue: "Pol Pot - His Amazing Journey From Brutal Cambodian Tyrant To Winner Of Britain's Got Talent."
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link
1 person calls us crepes and that's the end of the thread?
This is exactly how nazi Germa... ok maybe it isn't.
― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link
that article reads like a GCSE project graded f with only q magazine used for research.
This current teenager yoof bebo generation is even more moronic than 1990s Shed 7 / OCS generation, that dizzy [probably NME reading] blonde on big brother from Bristol, that Exeter Uni Q reading chump, that yesterday's OMM teen issue, NME brit-indie-guitar-rubbish bands everyweek and teenager emo mall kids with fall out boy t-shirts etc etc. Is this the worst generation of kids ever?
Yours in despair, Viktor Martian
― djmartian, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I wrote a two-part article in my uni paper called "Rhythm & Sound", which basically stated that all rock music that's based on melody or lyrics is boring crap, and that beats and sound are the essential components of good music - hence electronic dance music (and fusion jazz) is the best music there is.
Tuomas, I'd like to think that, on the other side of Scandanavia, Gier Hongro was simultaneously writing exactly the opposite article.
― chap, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
It's always the worst generation of kids ever when you're not part of it.
Ah yes, the OMM TEEN ISSUE...
― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:26 (sixteen years ago) link
There's a picture of a new rave kid in that issue, and he is the twattiest person I have ever seen.
― chap, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I probably wrote something worse than this when I was in college.
― Jazzbo, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:34 (sixteen years ago) link
-- StanM, Monday, June 18, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
wow
Nothing wrong with a little constructive criticism obv. but this kid isn't the Arctic Fucking Monkeys. He's writing something for a university paper and he probably only expected it to be read by his fellow students anyway. It's like you guys are tearing apart some local kids' punk band for playing sub-"Greenday" music at their friends' party or something.
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 18 June 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Martian you've been warned before about exaggerating the shitness of Shed Seven (at least 3 good songs!).
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Just a bit of fun, it's not like we're seriously trying to get this guy to kill himself, you know. (I'm not, at least) (xpost)
― StanM, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link
i'm hoping to see this sort of thread on ILE
is this the worst fucking picture of a donkey or what? it's by my 5yr old nephew LOL look at the rubbish typography on this PIZZA FLYER!!!!!!11 rofllz babies - fucking idiots or what? they can hardly walk, look at their stupid faces!!!!!
plz
― Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link
never mind the typography there is no excuse for the mind-boggling typos you get on pizza flyers where they have spelled the word correctly in the first two instances but then failed to do so the third time.
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link
esp. when that word is CHEESE
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
The single most awesome post I ever came acorss on any internet board went like this: "Cows are such WANKERS they don't even RUN if you THROW STICKS at them."
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxxpost please!! please!!!
― the next grozart, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:15 (sixteen years ago) link
maybve one too many x's. that was a reply to alan, not stanm
OWLS ARE ASSHOLES
― Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link
WITH THEIR BIG FUCKING EYES, WHY NOT HAVE SMALLER EYES? WANKERS.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link
condemned to repeat myself
things you notice about owls
― Alan, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
nick are you joining in the mockery of your own thread?
― lex pretend, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link
But anyway, this guy isn't some kind of remedial five-year-old; this isn't a GCSE-essay; he doesn't need enormous slack-cutting here. He is music editor at a student paper for one of the country's top 30 (possibly) universities, and as as such probably has three A Levels at grades AAB or very close to. He is a smart, educated, priviliged music fan who will possibly one day be a captain of industry, or Chris Martin, or something. He's not a cow or an owl.
x-post - Lex I am merely mocking owls and cows.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link
FUCK BEES
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Simon CowOwl more like
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Why are you even reading a college paper in the hopes of finding good music writing?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link
surely a lot of good writers come up thru student press
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not reading it in the hope of finding good music writing! I read it while I eat my sandwich, to see what's going on amongst the literate student body, and stumble upon the music pages by accident.
x-post - Hmmm. Well.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Was it a good sandwich at least?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, is this the worst piece of wafer thin ham ever?
― blueski, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link
Granted it came from one of the top 30 supermarkets in the country but it said 'quality' on the label.
You can use that rather reductive approach to stop anyone criticising anythign ever, SteveM.
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
This might be more of a 'despite' than 'because of' situation in a lot of cases
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
(I speak as someone who put, really, a stupid amount of time into the student paper while I was there, and mainly enjoyed it and learned stuff, but I'd question how much it made me a better writer)
― DJ Mencap, Monday, 18 June 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link