Songs About Quitting Your Job?

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Ha! Finally my enslavement to the many-headed hydra of Research International is over. I shall celebrate in the time-honoured popkid fashion, by the making of a mixtape! But what songs should be on it?

You can also use this topic to ask or spread salacious work gossip, should you so choose....

Tom (Groke), Saturday, 26 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Even though I like my current boss (my immediate one, that is - the overarching bureaucracy can bite me), I still have gleeful visions of myself running amok when I play the Flaming Lips' "Bad Days" ("you hate your boss at your job/but in your dreams you can blow his head off/in your dreams/show no mercy").

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 26 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

The mixtape to celebrate quitting your job, Tom? Were I in such a position (as opposed to never even having *had* a job, you can get awfully arrogant in my situation):

SIDE A The Monochrome Set, "405 Lines" Outkast, "Bombs Over Baghdad" XTC, "The Meeting Place" The Magnetic Fields, "Take Ecstacy With Me" Peter Howell, "Greenwich Chorus" The High Llamas, "Up In The Hills" The Shangri-Las, "Give Him A Great Big Kiss"

SIDE B Julian Cope, "Reynard The Fox" Kool Keith, "Don't Crush It" The Auteurs, "Some Changes" Pharoahe Monch & Canibus, "Hell" Jay-Z, "Big Pimpin'" Momus, "Enlightenment" Marshall Hain, "Dancing In The City"

Robin (off in his own little world as usual)

The Extension Trip, Saturday, 26 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

someone i used to work with posted 'round the lyrics to New Order's True Faith on the day he left his job. bless him, he was always a bit of a tosser.

for your tape, off the top of my head i'd suggest Lost In Music by Sister Sledge and The Smiths' Sheila Take A Bow. bah, i'd love to have time to make tapes ....

Irene, Monday, 28 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You celebrate by making a mixtape? No, YOU DO NOT. You celebrate by ordering a brilliant pizza, picking up some fantastic wine and having a laugh with your friends. And if you're not doing this right now I will chain you to the Levellers' caravan and make you listen to them AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Once all that is done, then you make said tape. So 20th century, though; it's all CDRs and mp3 folders these days. Try starting with Ween's "Pumpin' 4 the Man." ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i know your thoughts on the clash, tom, but it would be hard to overlook "career opportunities" as one of the best anti-job songs around. and if we're talking about that time anyway, how about the ramones' "i wanted everything," which not only tells the sad tale of a grocery store robbery, but features the immortal lines "i don't like burger king/i don't like anything."

nick bradley, Monday, 28 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Wind Up Workin' in a Gas Station" - Frank Zappa

Josh, Tuesday, 29 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Did you know that NWA only wrote 'F*ck the police' after Ice Cube was thrown out of LA's finest? Certainly some kind of leaving your job rekkird. See also Chuck D's memorable exit from the prison service chronicled on 'Black Stell in the Hour of Chaos.'

Alex Thomson, Wednesday, 30 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Not, perhaps, in the spirit of the thread, but a suggestion for the tape closer: Replacements' "(I Need a) God Damn Job"

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

'Leave' by the Barenaked Ladies. 'Back to life' by Soul II Soul. 'Movin' on up' by M People.

All for the cheesy obviousness of the lyrics.

Congratulations on your liberty.

Mark, Thursday, 31 August 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

How could I have forgotten?! "Piss Factory" by Patti Smith!

Stevie Trousse, Friday, 1 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Don't leave me this way - The Communards Who's got the last laugh now - Frankie Sinatra We gotta get outta this place - Animals Ain't nobody here but us chickens - Louis Jordan

(note absence of incriminating Research International email address...)

Paul, Friday, 1 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Take This Job And Shove It by the Dead Kennedys is short, sharp and to the point (and probably already mentioned somewhere).

Gruf, Tuesday, 5 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

i'm pretty sure you don't like him, but beck's "Soul Sucking Jerk" is great. for extra irony points, the superior reject version. ha!

Catherine, Wednesday, 6 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Whyever not Frankly Mr Shankley, even if the lyrics are dated...

ben the visible, Friday, 8 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

There are only really two you need:

'Makin' Plans' as recorded by Dolly Parton and, I think, Waylon Jennings,

and

'Leavin' On Your Mind' (Patsy Cline).

I have half a mind to start a subconversation (as Natalie Sarraute used to say at cocktail parties) about this 'voice' question (cf also the 6ths review). Namely: who likes or dislikes the voices of Patsy Cline and / or Dusty Springfield, and why? I'm not sure about Patsy, but I find Dusty S 'overrated', not in her canonical significance, not in terms of her range, but in terms of her... accent. The voice that her singing seems to bespeak seems to me gratingly midatlantic.

pf, Sunday, 10 September 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...
Well it's not so much work related, but the Bowie song Kooks has a great like - throw your homework onto the fire - or something. Right now I'm listening to the Magnetic Fields and can't for the life of me remember the damn Bowie lyrics :P

alexis, Thursday, 12 October 2000 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Raw Power "Fuck Authority" and Motorhead "Sweet Revenge".

Nate Ernst, Thursday, 2 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
The Dum Dums! The Dum Dums are great! All their songs are about being on the DOLE, quitting shit JOBS and a few about GURLS too. But mostly about the businessman, and the system who want you to sell your brains to a factory, man! Oh the system! Smash it, I say! They don't like work. I'd say neither do I, but I had a better time in full time employment in Preston this summer than I did in a whole miserable year in the South as a skiving student. How dreadful! Perhaps my personality is more akin to the Japanese workerbee syndrome than previously thought...

Starry, Tuesday, 21 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

In case anyone's interested, what I've been listening to in my shiny NEW JOB.

Blur - Best Of Teardrop Explodes - Kilimanjaro Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction Daft Punk - One More Time CDS Magazine - Best Of Piano Magic - Artists Rifles Various Artists - The Hit Factory: The Best Of Pete Waterman

That's all I can currently think of. What a pointless post. See you all next week, eh.

Tom, Wednesday, 22 November 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
What about Bobby Conn's "You aint ever gonna get ahead by giving head to the man"?

Michael Bourke, Thursday, 7 December 2000 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...
Here's a song for quitting, or for when you still have to go every day.

"In the Morning" by Built to Spill:

in the morning / feeling halfright / if it was more than just 1 day / i'd feel alright / today is flat beneath the weight of next day, next day, next day, next day / in the morning / feeling halfright / ignore my condition / just an isolated incident in the morning / feeling halfright / appearing normal / another isolated incident when my mind's uncertain my body decides / what it will do to get through the hell of the night / as I trip on the ocean that leads through your eyes / well my eyes can't wait til they finally see through you / when I get this feeling like I'm gonna start I just have to stop

ben grad, Wednesday, 31 January 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

"Summertime Blues," maybe. Take The Who _Live At Leeds_ version, of course.

Mark Richardson, Thursday, 1 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

'Socialized Death Sentence' by Dystopia is the ultimate my-job-sucks song

Chris G, Thursday, 1 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Did nobody mention "Take This Job & Shove It" by Johnny Paycheck , or did i skim-read this too fast? it's kind of a sad one, 'cause he's going "if I had the nerve to say...", but he doesn't. The Ramones song that has those lines "I don't like Burger King/etc etc etc" is "I'm Against It" not "I Wanted Everything" . Oh yeah , also : "Lost My Job" - Alex Chilton, "Quit My Job" by Bobby Marchan, "Seventeen" (aka "Lazy Sod") - Sex Pistols.....

Duane Zarakov, Tuesday, 20 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I can't believe I actually missed this thread!

See, I've just done it as well! I've quit my dayjob! Hooray!

Because I work (not for long) in Advertising, I'm listening to "Painter Man" by The Creation over and over again until the head of the "Creative" Department comes over and tells me to stop.

Here is where the money lay, classic art has had its day! Painter man, painter man, who would be a painter man?

kate stclaire, Tuesday, 27 February 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

one month passes...
"Too Long" by Daft Punk. It's the only track on any of the MDs in my bag I've yet to hear, and, so, after telling my newly-ex colleagues precisely what I think of them in the pub at lunchtime, it'll be the soundtrack to my last ever WAGN trip south from Welwyn.

And it *is* an appropriate title.

(I don't think I'll be posting in here for a while either. Ta-ta.)

Michael Jones, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My resignation came into effect yesterday - The Avalanches-'Since I Left You' came on the radio (THANX JO !) soon-after which added to my bliss.

Geordie Racer, Saturday, 14 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Strangely enough I was imagining my one surviving grandparent possibly hearing "Since I Left You" yesterday. It was played on Radio 2 within three hours of Vera Lynn. Another welcome nail in Major's cultural coffin.

Robin Carmody, Saturday, 14 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Slackmotherfucker by Superchunk

JM, Saturday, 14 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

No one seems to have mentioned 'Draining The Pool For You' by the Go Betweens. Is that too obvious?

Nick, Sunday, 15 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

two weeks pass...
By some odd coincidence, when I got unofficial word that I was getting a job offer beyond my wildest dreams and I was getting ready to tell my current boss, I was playing "I Wanna Fuck You In The Ass" by The Outhere Brothers on my headphones.

Karma works!

Dan Perry, Monday, 30 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
Listen to "Knowledge" by Operation Ivy... It will help get anger out of your system.... Trust me/

Jamin Jay, Friday, 1 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nobody's mentioned "Wham! Rap" yet!!!

tarden, Friday, 1 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Does drug-dealing count as a job? "Life in the Fast Lane", in which the Geto Boys get out while the getting's good.

tarden, Friday, 1 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Day Job" by Mountain Brothers. Sorry I'm late.

larms, Wednesday, 6 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two years pass...
Back by popular demand: thread number 1?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 12:22 (twenty years ago) link

Damnit, Ned beat me to "Pumpin' 4 the Man" by 3+ years!

In that case, may I suggest Beck's "Soul Suckin' Jerk"? I listened to this once drunk as piss after quitting a soul-destroying dishwashing job and I swear every one of my blood vessels sang along in joy.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 12:26 (twenty years ago) link

Modest Mouse, "Custom Concern": "gotta go to work, gotta go to work, gotta have a job..." before the Nissan ad, of course

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

"Quit Your Job", Chixdiggit!. One of the best 25-second songs ever.

Nick Mirov (nick), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

Damnit, Ned beat me to "Pumpin' 4 the Man" by 3+ years!

It has power, that song. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 9 September 2003 21:54 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...
Chixdiggit's concise and to-the-point "Quit Your Job"
Lower East Side Stitches' had a good anti-job rager "I'm Not Working For You"
Freedom Fighters' "C.E.O." probably tops my recommendations.

Joshua Davis (josh_anomaly), Sunday, 23 November 2003 05:56 (twenty years ago) link

Blotto: "I Quit" AND their classic "I Wanna Be a Lifeguard" (about dreams of quitting a job selling shoes)

Ernest P. (ernestp), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

Lucksmiths-"Edward Sandwich Hands"
Pernice Brothers-"Monkey Suit"

Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Sunday, 23 November 2003 06:43 (twenty years ago) link

Howsabout The Smiths' "Frankly, Mr. Shankly"?

turkey (turkey), Sunday, 23 November 2003 10:01 (twenty years ago) link

Maybe more of a song to inspire you to quit your job, but hey. Quasi's 'The Happy Prole' has kept me going through the last couple of months. "You need the money, so you got to play it dumb/ But if you play it long enough, that's just what you become"

Quasi are geniuses.

Kate Jane Connolly (fixitgirl), Sunday, 23 November 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

"I'm going to Spain" by the fall or Steve Bent.

jed (jed_e_3), Sunday, 23 November 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

galaxie 500's crazy. for the lines "so quit your job / because it makes you crazy". sorry, but that's all i can remember of it right now

trimmtrab, Sunday, 23 November 2003 15:31 (twenty years ago) link

the Verve always made me want to quit my job.... pretty much any song.

mandinina (mandinina), Sunday, 23 November 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

"Hate my Job" by Butthole Surfers off of _Cottage Cheese from the Lips of Death_ comp. Play it as you leave.

Beta (abeta), Sunday, 23 November 2003 16:47 (twenty years ago) link

i quit my nice safe office job to help run a new musical instrument shop. prob a mistake, gonna be an adventure. feelin' a bit like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WngY-xti0lo

Crackle Box, Thursday, 23 May 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

congratulations!
enjoy the ride.....

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 23 May 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

13 soon! Will ILX be holding a Bar Mitzvah party?

ed.b, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

How about an exit interview?

slamming on the dubstep brakes (snoball), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

Today, you are a man.

ed.b, Monday, 26 August 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

Buzzcocks' Breakdown, "Better give up the job before it gives up me"

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 26 August 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

I associate the Streets' "Lock the Locks" (title?) with leaving a job.

djh, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmCrU_RjoZg

Jazzbo, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zug2QDB_AUI

john. a resident of chicago., Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:25 (ten years ago) link

Dirty Rotten Imbeciles - Money Stinks

"I'm staying home today...and I'm not going back to work!"

how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link

Is 'The Short-cut Way to Saturday' by Yeah Yeah Noh about quitting your job? Or fantasies of quitting your job?

on the wall the bricks are hours, I just crossed off another day
tomorrow, we say, we'll stop counting, then tomorrow we say the same again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdwAoqaGRyc

platonic beanie (Eight Model Play), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

Unbelievable that "Maggie's Farm" hasn't been mentioned.

bodacious ignoramus, Friday, 30 August 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

happy belated my sweet

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 03:16 (nine years ago) link

Kevin Ayers, "Stranger in Blue Suede Shoes"

... and a Martin Parr photo essay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

― Tom (Groke), Saturday, August 26, 2000 1:00 AM (15 years ago)

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

(happy birthday, ILM)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link

<3 u ILM, happy birthday (belated)

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 August 2015 05:57 (eight years ago) link

take this job and shove it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrSVkTRb24

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:56 (eight years ago) link

Oops seems it was mentioned 14 years ago. Still the best song about quitting your job.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 27 August 2015 06:57 (eight years ago) link

Ugh, 15 was the worst of the angsty teenage years for me. Here's to ILX spending the next year hanging out in the basement, moping around and listening to Psychocandy.

EDB, Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I was 20 years old when I first posted in this thread. Mind blown.

Jeff, Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

I was 17 ;_;

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Butthole Surfers OTM

happy birthday!

sleeve, Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

https://www.jpc.de/image/w600/front/0/7330169666926.jpg

time to listen to this album that i have had hidden away for years then ?

mark e, Thursday, 27 August 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

arse .. crappy website stamp overlay

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510btZ5ZZAL._SX300_.jpg

mark e, Thursday, 27 August 2015 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Beck's finest hour ("Mexico") is a job-quitting rob-the-till-when-you-go song.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 27 August 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

"Candy," one of my favorite songs by The Men, which starts with the line "I just quit my job now I can stay out all night long"

Ys Man a.k.a. Have One on G (geoffreyess), Thursday, 27 August 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

I had this song stuck in my head today, now I know why!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhpb_-QGPQ0

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Friday, 28 August 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

(seventeen years ago)

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Friday, 22 September 2017 04:33 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

So was this the first thread on ILM?

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 27 April 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

Pretty sure I posted this upthread but it's not showing up.

The Statics - "I Quit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zug2QDB_AUI

john. a resident of evanston. (john. a resident of chicago.), Saturday, 27 April 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Aww ned that’s pretty cool

calstars, Friday, 26 July 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

I'd like to say I was OTM in this thread

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 27 July 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

"Brilliant Pizza" is an interesting word combo.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 July 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link

I stand by it

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 27 July 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link

As you should. It's amazing!

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 27 July 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Damn, ILX turned 20 last month and I didn’t even notice.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 18 September 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

it's all CDRs and mp3 folders these days.

it's amazing that 20 years later this is still as relevant

rip van wanko, Friday, 18 September 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

Damn, ILX turned 20 last month and I didn’t even notice.
how was there no thread about this?

calstars, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bKJoHqQ.jpg

rip van wanko, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/zMNGEB9.jpg

rip van wanko, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

Suede’s « By The Sea » :
« So we sold the car and quit the job
and shook some hands and wiped the make-up right off,
And we said our good-byes to the bank
left Seven Sisters for a room in a seaside shack,
And when I start my new life I won't touch the ground... »

AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

the similarities between this photo and the one with mum-in-green are REALLY freaking me out

https://i.imgur.com/OjjoDYt.jpg

rip van wanko, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

one day the axe just fell

left a good job in the city

rip van wanko, Friday, 18 September 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

"the axe just fell" isn't quitting!

Scam Likely (morrisp), Friday, 18 September 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

I think it means “the last straw” etc

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link

To get the axe? It means you’re fired

Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link

He "didn't like it all that much" so he was probably giving every reason to be fired, but still different from quitting

rip van wanko, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:35 (three years ago) link

consufed

calstars, Saturday, 19 September 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link

Matt DC did bring it up on the second ever ILX thread (which people claim was the first) a few days after the anniverary.

'Missing the 20 year anniversary' and 'Posting about it on the wrong thread' are both extremely on brand for ILX.

Grebo Jones (Branwell with an N), Saturday, 19 September 2020 07:39 (three years ago) link


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