The Silver Jews "Ballad of Reverend War Character" poll

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plenty of striking images here to choose from--but which one has been haunting you??

Poll Results

OptionVotes
In a horror movie, when the car won't start, you give it one last try (x2) 7
John Parker III steps over a bird on a Wall St. window ledge 5
The Latin teacher always smelled like piss 4
The stars don't shine upon us, we're in the way of their light (x2) 4
Census figures come out wrong, there's an extra in our midst (x2) 3
Darrell Dotson waits in the grass for a fight 2
Russian primadonna dances slow on valium 1
In Embry's last photograph he disappears over a hill 1
Mahalia Roach dies on a Greyhound coach in July 1
In space there is no center, we're always off to the side (x2) 1
After the game the benchwarmer can't get a ride 1
Little Wilkie finds a dead cat rotting deep inside the hedge 0
The new girl in Tahoe has swallowed Sinatra's cum 0
Guinevere orders one more beer in the smokey pick-up bar 0
Burnout tramp by the exit ramp waits for one more car... one more car... 0
Miss Mary Jane measures rain in a cracked cup on the sill 0


Speaking of the inaccessible summit, here's (bernard snowy), Monday, 15 September 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

whoa

mookieproof, Monday, 15 September 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

for some reason I was misremembering it as "new showgirl in Tahoe", which is certainly a striking-er image, although why would there be showgirls in Tahoe? either way, it's a strong contender; but I gotta go with John Parker III, narrowly edging out the Latin teacher

Speaking of the inaccessible summit, here's (bernard snowy), Monday, 15 September 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

One of their best. "horror movie" for me.

how's life, Monday, 15 September 2014 12:50 (nine years ago) link

The guy writes a hell of a lyric...sorry to be boring, last line.

Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 00:45 (nine years ago) link

I just voted 5 minutes ago, but I forgot what I picked. Either John Parker III or 'stars don't shine'.

Had a big SJ phase over the last couple of weeks. Might be the time of year, might just be my mood. One of my favourite lyricists of the last 20 years. So many startling lines, rhymes, images. I wish he'd make more music. I miss this.

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link

"stars don't shine" would have been my second choice. just eradicating the importance of human existence.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:21 (nine years ago) link

right, I was a bit torn between a big idea line and a sharp detail line.

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 12:30 (nine years ago) link

love this song. no way i can choose. darrel dotson, russian primadonna, john parker III or the last line

Heez, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

"stars don't shine" is a great line, but the Mahlia Roach line is so well constructed. Internal rhyme!

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link

john parker iii too. I like that spark that comes from the irregular internal rhymes and half-rhymes (2 neat ones in row in the last verse then a blunt nothingy sort of line before the census final double). Such a good sense of that stuff.

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Little Wilkie line gives me the chills too. The cruel march of nature over childhood illusions of domesticity.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

In space there is no center is kind of the money line of the song for me, but this song has relatively few lines I really like compared to most SJ songs.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

agree with that about only a few lines (& musically it's a bit sluggish for me tbh).

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

or maybe it's that I feel like he gets by on isolated lines/couplets a bt on the earlier albums.

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

voted john parker iii, but I like many lines from 'dallas' better

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link

Dallas is great, but I hate the "cum buckets on her ankles" line.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link

I don't have the same problem with "swallowed Sinatra's cum" or "time, cum, sand, and surf" for what it's worth.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link

It's more the ankles.

how's life, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

'the right to remain silent' may be my favorite track on this album, tbh

Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 18:35 (nine years ago) link

also always hated that "cum buckets in her ankles" (thought it was "in" which makes no more or less sense reallY) line. However, "We saw B.B. King on General Hospital/in the Oak Cliff dramhouse where we stayed"

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

"Hey boys, supper's on me, our record just went aluminium."

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link

I like the sluggishness of this song + the isolated quality of the lines -- it's got a whiff of Creative Writing exercise to it, the way it hews to this weird formal scheme, but the final product is so indisputably good

also to whoever mentioned it upthread: internal rhyme is a common feature of ballads :)

Speaking of the inaccessible summit, here's (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

if pressed I could probably spend 15-20 minutes defending my choice of John Parker III... the perfect concord of the image, the language, & DCB's molasses-slow delivery producing these weird, playful/surreal partial readings of the line that evaporate when we reach the end & the whole meaning clicks into place

Speaking of the inaccessible summit, here's (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

I think I'd take Dallas as my track from this one – the steers/mirrors rhyme was just such a stare-at-the-speakers rhyme when I first heard it. fwiw I'd always edited the cum-buckets to 'on her ankles', and taken it as the flash of a pearl-drop anklet, but listening again, it is 'in her ankles', which makes less sense to me. Is he sacrificing a bit of meaning for the little/in assonance? Or do the drops look like they're set into her ankles from a CPR position? Or have I just made up a meaning?

woof, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link

latin teacher imo

replacements gustafsson (get bent), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:17 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

automatic bump this poll closes in three or four days -- System

Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Monday, 27 October 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 30 October 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

happy halloween

pplains, Friday, 31 October 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

lol, how perfect!

Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Friday, 31 October 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link


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