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2089: NEIL YOUNG SAYS, "ARCHIVES NEXT YEAR"

― bonymaronie, Monday, December 12, 2005 1:52 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neil Young Lifts Lid On Archives Vol 2

(I assume "lifts lid" is a Canadian expression meaning "delays indefinitely")

― punt cased (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, September 26, 2013 1:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

btw what happens when God lifts the lid on his Archives?
http://truthandcharity.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/raiders-of-the-lost-ark-ark-open.gif

― tylerw, Thursday, September 26, 2013 1:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

These will come out right after Chinese Democracy shit, Neil Young's Archives shit, well... never.

― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 11:14 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am glad that neil young has taken the decision of whether or not to invest in his archives out of my hands

― stevie, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:30 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love how he's investing his crummy 'probably recorded on cassette' demo tapes onto this high spec facility.

― Mark G, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:32 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Argh. Fuck you Neil, seriously.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 8:56 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

So now he's not only embracing digital sound, but wants me to buy a blu-ray player to play this thing?!? For the luvva god, just put out a Bob Dylan Scrapbook deal for those interested in all those notes. Call me when the Goldrush/Tonight's The Night remasters come out...

― phil67, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 6:45 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

wow that article is the most bullshit I've read in a long time

BAN NEIL YOUNG

― Euler, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 6:53 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

and isn't the guy half-deaf from playing so loud for so long? how the fuck does he know what mp3s sound like on headphones?

― Lawrence the Looter, Tuesday, May 6, 2008 7:10 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:44 (nine years ago) link

That is way too much money for anything.

― Reatards Unite, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 1:51 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

Hey, can we get it in that Pono that Neil keeps talking about?"

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, October 15, 2014 7:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mingus 2: Better Git It In Your Pono

― Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

it's $90 or something

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 4:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

PONO NEVER SLEEPS

― waterface, Thursday, September 5, 2013 5:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

Two NADs and a PONO.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, March 11, 2014 2:14 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

..make a PORNO?

― Scooby Doom (۩), Tuesday, March 11, 2014 2:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

subway she is a pono

― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, March 11, 2014 3:36 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

Someone needs to show Neil an iPhone and how it can play mp3s and tell him almost everyone on the planet has one. Cos apparently he has no idea.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 9:56 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:47 (nine years ago) link

think i'll pack it in and buy a Pono

― wank-bond-villain-looking villain, (dog latin), Wednesday, March 12, 2014 9:17 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol "mysterious ponos"

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, March 12, 2014 9:19 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this thing is for dads

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, March 12, 2014 9:20 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

Pfft, like Neil would listen to anything not available on Pono.

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, July 12, 2013 11:04 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

such a bummer

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/11/09/BAAQ1G9C6V.DTL&feed=rss.bayarea

― jaxon, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:08 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeha, brutal. this will probably set archives vol. 2 back at least three decades.

― tylerw, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 3:10 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

It's a spotlight track on Archives IV: due in the year 3000.

― Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, January 29, 2012 4:07 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

"early 2014 launch of Pono" is Neil-speak for "right after Archives 2 comes out"

― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 1:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm not even joking archives is gonna be a fucking pre-loaded Pono mark my words :(

― My Little Pono (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, September 3, 2013 1:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

Neil said he will not release Archives II until the laws are changed and people are allowed to marry their cars.

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, October 12, 2014 4:11 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:52 (nine years ago) link

excellent work, ty

sleeve, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:53 (nine years ago) link

"We're going to try and make more in January,"

That's good CEOing, Neil, I hope you get around to it.

― ...and Lou Reed as Dr. Eldon Tyrell (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, October 14, 2014 9:25 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

TOP PONO ARTISTS
1. Neil Young
2. Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
3. Pearl Jam
4. Foo Fighters
5. Patti Smith
6. James Taylor
7. Kenny Rogers
8. Elton John
9. Norah Jones
10. Beck

I think that should be enough information for you to tell whether this device is for you.

― glenn mcdonald, Tuesday, October 14, 2014 7:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

what is up with this stupid gadget is it out yet, is it vaporware, did yr dad buy one

― sleepingbag, Tuesday, October 14, 2014 5:43 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:55 (nine years ago) link

i don't want to go back to having to carry both a phone and a player in my pocket at the same time. especially if it looks a bit like a car battery

― wank-bond-villain-looking villain, (dog latin), Tuesday, March 11, 2014 10:39 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

for all the fetishization of the "vinyl experience" present in the interactive elements here, i'm surprised there isn't an actual vinyl version of this.

― tylerw, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:38 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well if there was, it be like $1000 US.

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah totally. it could come with microfilm of all the lyrics.

― tylerw, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 1:40 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

i am looking forward to illegal downloading this box set

― amateurist, Monday, May 25, 2009 5:32 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:21 (nine years ago) link

hmm, those individually priced things seem way overpriced ... why are the CD version $22.95? also, did this thing just get bumped back a week? Amazon is telling me "Shipping estimate for these items: June 8, 2009" ... haha, it's totally not coming out.

― tylerw, Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:18 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Unless I see the shipping order and put my finger where the cds go, and put my hand into its case, I will not believe it.

― dulce est desipere in loco (Euler), Friday, May 29, 2009 9:44 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'll believe it when Neil hand-delivers it to my door

― tylerw, Friday, May 29, 2009 10:09 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

Mine hasn't shipped yet :-(

― The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:30 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Neil decided you didn't want it bad enough.

― tylerw, Tuesday, June 2, 2009 1:36 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

i saw some of those in the store for $50 a pop wtf

― amateurist, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:27 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

actually that one is 1,600g vinyl. it's as heavy as a chair.

― amateurist, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:30 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Neil hand-carved it out of a redwood tree from his ranch.

― tylerw, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:46 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

this fucking guy imo

― Trip Maker, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:51 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

Cannot wait to hear all of this! In 2015.

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, August 22, 2011 9:40 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Much work has been done yes!

...and there is much left to do DAMMIT

Yeah, 2015 sounds like a solid bet

― the guy who is too intense about the bean toss game (Z S), Monday, August 22, 2011 9:47 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

it is a little annoying that the music itself is probably all ready to go, but the next two years of work will be a team of researchers trying to track down every horrible review neil got on the time fades away tour.

― tylerw, Monday, August 22, 2011 11:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

LU RAY

― Euler, Monday, August 22, 2011 11:35 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, August 22, 2011 11:36 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

by 2014 it's gonna be onto to purple ray i think.

― tylerw, Monday, August 22, 2011 11:36 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For Neil, they'll develop Plaid Ray

― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, August 22, 2011 11:37 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

That's exactly my fear. Here's Chrome Dreams, but with absolutely zero of the tracks you've come to associate with it. "I was actually planning it to be a concept album about a particularly dinged up lawnmower on my farm".

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, August 22, 2011 12:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 16 October 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

BTW, according to Threshers Wheat, the Black Friday Ditch Trilogy+ vinyl box is officially 'go' according to RSD lit that has been distributed.

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 2:35 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh I have those records already

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But did you pay $200 for them?

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 7:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 23 October 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

pegi young says she's writing a book...oh oh...

― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Old Man, Take A Look At Your Wife

― da croupier, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Subtitled "Why I hate cars and electric trains"

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 23 October 2014 13:37 (nine years ago) link

Disappointed this (my fave YLT and one of my fave albums, ever) does not come with a pull-out uncropped poster of Neil Young's uneaten fries.

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:04 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

super deluxe version comes with one of the actual uneaten fries.

― tylerw, Tuesday, October 21, 2014 12:06 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 24 October 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm predicting a anti-Monsanto concept album, performed with a big band appearing next year in lieu of Archives II.

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, November 15, 2014 7:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Monday, 17 November 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

anyone read the new book yet? i've just flipped through it at the bookstore... some stuff about homegrown in there. annoying that he is happy to write a chapter about it, but can't get around to releasing it. "let me just tell you again how great this record you can't actually listen to is..."

― tylerw, Friday, November 21, 2014 4:31 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his dying wish is to be buried with the masters, with a vine posted of the lid being closed and screwed down

― da croupier, Friday, November 21, 2014 4:53 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"volume 2 of archives will be available...in hell"

― da croupier, Friday, November 21, 2014 4:54 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 21 November 2014 23:36 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure it just says "fuck you"

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 2:55 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We got it at work today in advance of Record Store Day. $160 I think.

― from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 4:41 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You could also walk out of the store with very nice copies of all of the originals for $50 or so.

― from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 4:42 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where is Homegrown i ask?!

― nostormo, Wednesday, November 26, 2014 4:49 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty sure it just says "fuck you"

― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 2:55 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh, you finally want to hear the long out-of-print Time Fades Away? FUCK YOU, PAY ME.
Your old copy of Zuma has a skip? FUCK YOU, PAY ME.
You'd rather have these on CD? FUCK YOU, PAY ME.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 9:51 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i want that so bad and can't afford it :(

― i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, November 26, 2014 2:34 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, hmm, yeah, it looks nice, but no way.

― tylerw, Wednesday, November 26, 2014 2:39 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm dating Daryl Hannah / Gotta jack up the box set price
Hey now now hey now now

― kornrulez6969, Wednesday, November 26, 2014 4:13 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no place within 100 miles got any of the neil young t-shirts. of course the fucker is only selling them online bundled with the boxset. you are killing me neil.

― a hard dom is good to find (Edward III), Sunday, November 30, 2014 2:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Monday, 1 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

77?

sleeve, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link

?

marcos, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

nm, couldn't find it in search at 1st

sleeve, Monday, 1 December 2014 17:28 (nine years ago) link

Neil's first 14 albums remastered...as PONO EXCLUSIVES

― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, December 9, 2014 10:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha neil you DICK

― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, December 10, 2014 8:20 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― Ratt in Mi Kitchen (Neil S), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 8:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cool it's compatible with my Grammy.

― Pooja Bhatt's erotic thriller Jism 2 (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 8:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the new grammy's are blue tooth enabled

― you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:12 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pretty sure that's a bong.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, December 10, 2014 10:16 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Not sure if Time Fades Away has its own thread:

http://www.uncut.co.uk/neil-youngs-time-fades-away-rumoured-for-record-store-day-release-news

The two songs I gravitate towards now are "Love in Mind" and (especially) "Journey Through the Past"; in high school, it was the title track and "Don't Be Denied."

― clemenza, Monday, March 3, 2014 6:36 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MSRP $500 (includes PONO download code)

― Virginia, Plain and Tall (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, March 3, 2014 6:45 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

i preordered hitchhiker from amazon a while ago, but it's now listed as unavailable
https://www.amazon.com/Hitchhiker/dp/B071XHMCBV/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1500479998&sr=1-1&keywords=neil+young+hitchhiker

― mizzell, Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:01 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mother FUCKER neil

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:04 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lolz

― tylerw, Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:05 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if he keeps doing things like this he'll end up in the

― niels, Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:12 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― tylerw, Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:23 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

― a (waterface), Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:26 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hitchhiker soon to be rescheduled for a 2049 release.

― nomar, Friday, July 7, 2017 6:35 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― nomar, Wednesday, July 19, 2017 12:44 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

wtf Neil

sleeve, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 16:56 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

this thread is too hard to maintain

marcos, Friday, 1 December 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link


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