Most Overrated Act To Get More Than Two Songs On Pitchfork's Best Songs Of The 80s

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if there had been a strict one-song-per-artist rule, there would have been almost 50 open spots. if you could have wished just ONE of these artists into the cornfield to free up a spot for George Michael, Bobby Brown, Def Leppard or The Feelies, would it be?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
U2 24
do we have to do a WORST poll? really? sigh. 16
Guns 'N' Roses 16
Tears For Fears 11
Whitney Houston 11
Replacements 10
New Order 9
Bruce Springsteen 7
Diana Ross 7
The Smiths 7
Janet Jackson 6
Fleetwood Mac 5
Pixies 5
Joy Division 5
Slick Rick 5
The Cure 4
David Bowie 4
Kate Bush 4
The Clash 4
Frankie Knuckles 3
NWA 3
Beastie Boys 3
Prince 3
De La Soul 3
Talking Heads 3
Public Enemy 2
Madonna 2
Michael Jackson 2
Sade 0
Grandmaster Flash 0
Eric B & Rakim 0


da croupier, Monday, 24 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

artists who had three songs on the list: David Bowie, The Cure, Janet Jackson, Madonna, NWA (if you count Eazy solo), The Pixies, The Smiths

artists with four: michael jackson, new order

artists with five: prince

da croupier, Monday, 24 August 2015 22:29 (eight years ago) link

new order i guess

ciderpress, Monday, 24 August 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

new order is a very good shout

the clash tho

& shdnt guns & roses have been revised into the fucken trashcan by now (flag posts incoming!!)

the names on this list suggest that hip-hop aside the list is quite boring but that's pitchfork amirite!

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

oh and i still dng talking heads at all but i sorta mostly trust eno's judgement so *shrug*

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link

i no that i'm the only one that thinks this, but kate bush is one of the most overrated acts in history so i picked her.

chaki (kurt schwitterz), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

*know sorry stoned

chaki (kurt schwitterz), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

50 spots?! Damn. I knew it would've made a difference, but that's a quarter of the results!

Could vote for a few of these, but Slick Rick seems the most eligible candidate for knocking off.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 August 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

damn replacements are way more overrated should have voted for them i fucked up

chaki (kurt schwitterz), Monday, 24 August 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

kate bush is one of the most overrated acts in history

Kind of agree with you, but I do love Running Up That Hill quite a lot.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 August 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

Tears For Fears by a million miles.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 24 August 2015 23:56 (eight years ago) link

I didn't really care if Head Over Heels was on the list or not, but Everybody Wants to Rule the World is one of my favorite songs, period. From any decade.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 24 August 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

i duno man people dont hold tears for fears in very high regard. they are in that weird middle area where people kind of like them, but they are no one's FAVORITE band. another band like this are psychedelic furs. where as kate bush and replacements people WORSHIP and get tattoos and shit.

chaki (kurt schwitterz), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

ugh joy division

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 00:30 (eight years ago) link

the answer to this poll is u2

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 00:58 (eight years ago) link

I try not to let my feelings about U2 in the 21st century cloud my feelings about them in the 80s, so With or Without You would definitely be on any similar list I made.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

I can't say who's most overrated, but purely based on my taste, the one I could most easily do without is Whitney Houston. I've never really been able to appreciate her singing - but I guess it's a straight-line from her to stuff like Celine Dion and American Idol, so clearly she's been influential.

o. nate, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link

^this

that's not my post, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

the answer to this poll is u2

― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, August 24, 2015 8:58 PM

def

welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

croup, you have thought about this list more than anyone on the planet including p4k staff

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

*flips a coin for Joy Division and U2*

drown zoowap (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

croup, you have thought about this list more than anyone on the planet including p4k staff

i'm ok with that, still got my work done

da croupier, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:23 (eight years ago) link

I somehow missed U2 in this poll. -1 Fleetwood Mac vote.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 02:40 (eight years ago) link

so many of these were good but unnecessary, they should have limited to one track per any album to cut down on redundancy

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link

Could vote for a few of these, but Slick Rick seems the most eligible candidate for knocking off.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, August 24, 2015 6:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

terrible opinion

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

Perhaps. I've just never liked him.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link

I'd have to say Diana Ross, because we're talking about '80s Diana Ross, which is mostly pretty unspecial.

Fresh, Nourishing Fruit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 10:28 (eight years ago) link

no use for Guns & Roses apart from Sweet Child 'o Mine, even that one I could have done fine without

niels, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:14 (eight years ago) link

Voted 'do we have to do a WORST poll? really? sigh.'

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:30 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, moan moan mo.

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:31 (eight years ago) link

The Replacements, that's an American thing, don't get it. I have never knowingly heard Frankie Knuckles! Must be better than Guns 'N' Roses though, amirite?

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:32 (eight years ago) link

you are most correct

niels, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 11:42 (eight years ago) link

Joy Division, U2 or Springsteen

canoon fooder (dog latin), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link

I don't really know what the Replacements sound like

welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:04 (eight years ago) link

I'm OK with more than one track per album if only b/c I'd hate for the title track to represent Purple Rain.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Pixies should walk away with this but won't. Voted Cure anyway because no one else will and I have no idea what Cure fanatics are hearing that is so transcendent, but can dig the Pixies at their best.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

doesn't Arthur Russell have 2 on the P4K list?

campreverb, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 12:45 (eight years ago) link

The whole purpose of this thread is to show how anti-rockist you are but I gotta be me. Diana Ross solo sux 4eva

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

Went with Guns 'N' Roses.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

Surprised U2 isn't sweeping this. I thought we were just talking most overrated act, not most overrated eighties catalogue. I like the first three songs on Joshua Tree as much as anyone, but U2 is still definitely the most overrated of these acts.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link

This is CLEARLY The Replacements.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I kind of hate Diana Ross and this is STILL The Replacements.

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

pixies blow imo, fuck that band

new order is okay but there is so much boring worship of that band

marcos, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:56 (eight years ago) link

Voted Cure

no. no no no.

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

u2 is the easy answer but i don't particularly enjoy the clash songs that placed

i never really got into whitney houston

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link

One thing that constantly surprises me about millennial's music taste (and the Pitchfork list is definitely written by them, for them) is their total rejection of REM.

It's hard to believe that they only got one song on the entire 80s list, when they were arguably the most influential American rock band of the entire decade.

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

i don't know if they're rejected per se

welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

sorta fascinating to see what acts ILM hivemind *doesn't* think Pitchfork overrates:

Beastie Boys 3
Prince 3
De La Soul 3
Talking Heads 3
Public Enemy 2
Madonna 2
Michael Jackson 2
Sade 0
Grandmaster Flash 0
Eric B & Rakim 0

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

but even there THREE people looked at the whole list and said "yes, de la soul, you are the most overrated".

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

a notable number considering the "hivemind" bile for gnr led to 16 votes, the same number "must we share our bile?" got

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

two people still have it in for public enemy. and while sade didn't get a vote, i dissed her mid-thread! so really you have to be a commercially underappreciated Best Hip-Hop DJ Ever and a commercially underappreciated Best Hip-Hop MC Ever to get on this thread and not have someone wish you hadn't been popular enough to qualify

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

not that they weren't "influential"

were they? they were undeniably a big deal, but I'm at a loss for who they influenced

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

It's funny that there are ilxors who still treat poptimism like it was some kind of passing fad that leads to overrating women of color who make disco imo

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

Funny-*raises eyebrow* not funny-haha

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

not sure what your point is? seeing Madonna/MJ/Sade at the bottom of this list made me feel pretty good about ILM's poptimist bonafides

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

... unless you're eyebrow-raising at the number of Whitney Houston votes? (which could just be from non-fans tired of hearing her name in the news)

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

they were undeniably a big deal, but I'm at a loss for who they influenced

the manic street preachers

feargal czukay (NickB), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

re: gnr "influence" - in the most on-the-nose sense, a lot of admittedly forgotten bands launched between 1988-1992, buckcherry, those kinds of bands. but i feel like you're asking for names of imitators rather than people who were influenced. as if the merits of led zep are defined by david coverdale and kingdom come.

oh yeah, and the manics!

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

not sure what your point is? seeing Madonna/MJ/Sade at the bottom of this list made me feel pretty good about ILM's poptimist bonafides

just that i think it's more noteworthy that only two acts out of the 30 made it out of this thread unscathed then that three people hate madonna while sixteen people hate gnr

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

sorry, only two people hate madonna. also 11 people hate whitney, 7 diana ross so i dunno if we can take from this thread that ILX loves pop, hates rock

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

That this substantial minority felt Diana Ross was most deserving (for "upside down" and "I'm coming out" which are certified classics) suggests they have a similar mentality about who is the worst of the three but it's not like they get more than one vote to divvy up. With Sade I'm guessing ppl are just either huge fans or it's just a blind spot whereas DR is more mainstream--heard more often, sampled by famous rappers, etc

It's esp weird bc my impression is that Diana Ross is one of the most significant influences on Michael Jackson and his presence as a stage performer

+ Nile Rodgers auteur bona fides

And not to bring this up again but Anita baker didn't even make the list so it's not like this was a massive victory for poptimist forces imo

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Your (p)optometrist should be able to help you out with that weirdly selective tunnel vision, there, deej.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

Oh yeah forgot Whitney who was an even bigger target

mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

xps interesting... so are you saying that the gesture of tearing down "overrated" popular music acts is frequently bound up with rockist assumptions/preconceptions from the word go? there may be something to that

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

re: gnr "influence" - in the most on-the-nose sense, a lot of admittedly forgotten bands launched between 1988-1992, buckcherry, those kinds of bands.

fair enough I just didn't think there were actually that many of these bands

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

It really is weird that people only voted for Whitney and Diana, huh. *raises eyebrow*

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link

the question is overrated, not hated. you can like a band and still think the hype is unjustified.
I voted Talking Heads, a band where I'm quite happy with a single disc compilation of their work.

campreverb, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

ya I am much more receptive to arguments about New Order or Talking Heads being overrated (even though I love both bands, and would put the Heads in my top-5 all-time) because I have actually *seen* that overrating in practice. not sure which critics/DJs are out there pissing off the italo snobs w/ tireless Diana Ross partisanship, but I would love to meet them!!

Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

the question is overrated, not hated. you can like a band and still think the hype is unjustified.
yeah sorry about that - i actually almost corrected myself. i didn't ask who you "hated" but who least deserved pfork's acclaim.

that said, i still think the most interesting thing about the poll was the reveal of how broad the spread was. almost every act had at least two people who thought they weren't all that.

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

they were undeniably a big deal, but I'm at a loss for who they influenced

the manic street preachers

Talking of overrated garbage...

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

I didn't vote (lol I didn't even read the list) and while I don't ever need to hear/read about MJ or Madonna again for the rest of my life, I get how huge they are and their impact is undeniable so their inclusion isn't really unreasonable, whereas GnR being included really is some "you had to be there"/"I was 13 when this album came out" sorta bullshit, there's just no defending them.

xxp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

if you can't tell the aural difference between "Paradise City" and "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Talk Dirty to Me" and "House of Pain," then Idk

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

haha i'm in my mid-30s and i was like 8 when this album came out, I realllllllly don't think pitchfork is staffed overwhelmingly by 40 year olds

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

My argument about New Order and Talking Heads being overrated boils down to me being really bored every time I've tried to listen to them. So they're not really overrated at all - I'm just wired differently.

Although maybe some of your wirings are overrated ;)

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

received wisdom then? idk

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

if you can't tell the aural difference between "Paradise City" and "Welcome to the Jungle" and "Talk Dirty to Me" and "House of Pain," then Idk

the main differences are a rhythm section taht could swing and Axl's imitation of Big Jim Dandy, but that's not enough to make it great imo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

if anything gnr benefits from the lack of obvious imitators in the limelight - as early as 98 (when axl got a spin cover) they were being enjoyed the way Mad Men is enjoyed by some - this vicarious look into an unenlightened past

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah that makes sense

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

yknow while kurt may not have play "my michelle" he wasn't the first temperamental eccentric shrieker signed to geffen to conquer rock via mtv. gnr not only paved the way for "OOOHH GIRL I'M SO MAD AND COMPLICATED, JUST A MESS OVER SUPER-TIGHT DRUMMING/ DRUUUGS" but got bloated so quickly they gave the new breed something to shove out of the way.

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

gnr was also ahead of the curve in getting someone who knew the fastbacks on a major

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

*no one* said Sade??

piscesx, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWJ4UObLyks

Turrican, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link

i'm just saying fellow gnr non-fans, the ship sailed already, why not focus on trying to figure how/when motley crue snuck into the rock god canon

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

they didn't

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link

"The Dirt" raised their profile to some degree but no one cites their music as canonical

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

hair metal canon sure

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

i don't necessarily mean critically, but doesn't it seem like they've sidled up into this status level that they really don't belong to? this probably sounds like total hair splitting.

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

idk name names/cite sources

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

eh i'm just pulling stuff out of my ass. do you watch tv?

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

I don't really watch stuff they might show up on - their popularity seems p restricted to a subset of my generation. I never hear their stuff on the radio, none of my younger coworkers would know who they even are unless it's because of reality tv/the sex tape or a passing reference in Rock of Ages or something.

Which is not the case when it comes to Zeppelin, Sabbath, the Stones etc.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

or GnR for that matter

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

yeah motley and poison are definitely better remembered than richard marx as far as late '80s hitmakers go but i don't see jann s wenner rolling out the hall of fame red carpet for either any time soon

da croupier, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:37 (eight years ago) link

Richard Marx, Twitter legend

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

Not the best metric but their most popular song on spotify is 'kickstart my heart' with 21M plays. For comparison GnR version of 'knockin on heavens door' has 38M. Sweet child o mine has 86M.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:43 (eight years ago) link

Not hair metal but kind of influenced it, Cheap Trick's most famous song only has 8M. People are idiots.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:47 (eight years ago) link

I'm sure "The Flame" has more than eight million.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

And yet still no-one will defend Bono and the lads.

Making a case for G'n'R has proven quite sufficiently unrewarding, thanks. I'm done with the pro bono work for this week. (See what I did there?)
I think U2 made some superlative rock records over the course of a decade or so, but there's no point trying to establish a reasoned debate on that. Between the singer's attempts to make the world a better place and the whole iTunes debacle, all people want to do nowadays is dump on them from a height. So it goes.

Vast Halo, Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:47 (eight years ago) link


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