Rolling Worst Music of 2016 - Making That Meghan Trainor Money

So were auto tuning little kids now?

We're

320k followers on twitter can we maybe get him into space camp or in the army or something before he metastisizes?
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/774652205160730625

this is a little too perfect to not be a bieber parody tbh
https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/768241165154017280

"Selfie" just seems like Rebecca Black version 359. Kid does look really young so I guess throw in a little of "Dur Dur D'être Bébé."

Making the rounds among some UK critics today. This is garbage beyond belief.

https://www.facebook.com/captainflatcap/videos/1081662428553023/

Aw these burner klezmer-step kids are adorable c'mon now. Not that there's any excuse for wearing a flat cap with a hoodie.

yeesh

since it relates to genre it might also belong on a Worst Music of All Time thread

this is totally fucking mexico

First, a quote from the promo email about this band: "They’re equally inspired by Slipknot and Linkin Park as they are by Travi$ Scott and Kanye West."

Now, the video...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDDKaXOKo5U

You're welcome, humanity.

can't stop reading "drake complex"

huh i gotta be honest that isn't the worst. the rapper's voice is awful tho

The rapper is actually the best part of it! He sounds like Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies, which I find weirdly intriguing.

The rapper is my favorite, oh my god.

drake not complex

That's no worse than any other post-Deftones / 311 / Papa Roach garbage I've heard. I'm just shocked this "sound" is still a thing

I try not to get angry or depressed about easily-avoided bad music but this made me want to kill people for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4jDn4e9lg&feature=youtu.be

when I try to play that last video I get an error message. what was it?

A new Lightning Rod signing named Paul Cauthen. Just awful. I'll try it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT4jDn4e9lg

this is a bad album cover imo

http://upcomingvinyl.com/pics/covers/p/paul-cauthen-my-gospel.jpg

OK album cover, terrible hat.

is his gospel.... amish?

Ha! His "gospel" sounds more like an SNL parody of The Boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqIv2tc9BCI&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Wq9Em8Kuk

Shahid Ghafoor3 days ago
Gym songs sorted

Ryan Snowball2 months ago
This is a banging tune

BEYBLADERAYO102 months ago
Who can hear that squeaky voice, like from spongbob which netsky and other dnb artists use? what is it saying

Yes Papa2 months ago
its a sped up james brown sample, it says "come off it" and "you bad man"

Pillymonkey2 months ago
Wish white n3rd would release more

James The Musicman3 weeks ago
This Sounds Like Let Me Be Your Fantasy By Baby D

light the whiney signal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzZ_KVrOXOg

I was just about to say 'eh, not especially bad' when suddenly some guy who murders hitch-hikers in his pick-up truck arrived at 1.30. What is he doing here, and why is anyone allowing it to happen? The next two are also bad.

It is very bad

yeah but.. uh.. they SMOKE

I was just about to say 'eh, not especially bad' when suddenly some guy who murders hitch-hikers in his pick-up truck arrived at 1.30.

according to the not especially bad guy, the serial killers name is "dirty farms"

sorry, just checked the youtube description, it's "Drrty Pharms"

of course

heh, i know those guys by proxy.

I've had nearly two decades now to confirm that Robbie Williams is something that I'll just never get, but c'mon, this is just shit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdYGQ7B0Vew

An acknowledgement that his only remaining fans are in Eastern European backwaters, maybe?

Wait till you read the Singles Jukebox reviews this week. We're lucky it won't be a hit here

Sad to see such a terribly out of touch single from Robbie

it is bad, yes

#1 in Belgium apparently. #68 in the UK.

It's one of these ones that raises an idea that you can imagine working really well (in this case combining Montagues and Capulets with a great big stomping beat) then fucks it up so completely that you have to wonder whether it's just an idea that can't work.

a workmate of mine who adores Robbie - as in, has multiple tattoos of him - couldn't even bring herself to say more than "it's a grower."

Just going to leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmqlDr-HrXw

The EastEnders theme, um... They would've done Coronation Street, but it's been exclusively licensed by Robbie Williams for a sample on his next single.

playlist isupdated, embrace the terrible

ILM's Rolling Worst Songs 2016 Spotify Playlist

it's funny how instantly outdated something like, say, the revamped ghostbusters theme or even lukas graham sounds only a few months later

also, i ran into this while cleaning up the hip hop thread and hoo boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXfGTBVe_Kc

good grief!

So no one has commented on here about how atrocious the number 1 song in the country, "Closer" by the Chainsmokers is? Okaaayyyyy

nah that's kind of a jam

maybe if there was a Rolling Worst People

it's a bad song

so is their other one, the one with the girl who sounds like she's about to sneeze