Here, Kansas lead singer and....apparently....gun nut Steve Walsh displays both his love for firearms and jogging shorts. What the FUCK?
Others?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:32 (twenty years ago) link
(though I suppose the band pretty much explains the cover)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:35 (twenty years ago) link
Not sure. Either he's doing some gymnastics or -- worryingly -- he's assuming "the ready position," if ya smell what I'm cookin'.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link
Very determinedly untwee -- which may have been the whole point.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:42 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd300/d313/d3136073ju6.jpg
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:44 (twenty years ago) link
I mistakenly posted this cover first on the "coolest band ever" thread....and while that argument could indeed be made, I'm quite sure Bill Ward's disquietingly form-fitting tights and Ozzy's Kimono/platform soles ensemble render them disqualified for placement.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:44 (twenty years ago) link
The never shoulda taken it off.
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:48 (twenty years ago) link
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001ELN.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
A nicely designed cover to be sure, but there's a fatal flaw. Not sure if you can make it out, but the final panel displays the dogged photographer/critic boldly declaring "I STILL SAY THEY STINK!"
Why arm your detractors so?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:50 (twenty years ago) link
― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
― jones (actual), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:57 (twenty years ago) link
What exactly gave dear Julian the notion that this was a good idea?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002R0SE.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:00 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f588/f58892dwslv.jpg
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000HXFB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc800/c861/c86178e05u1.jpg
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc500/c546/c54681g83y7.jpg
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
Which target demographic was in mind when this masterpiece was dreamed up?
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:18 (twenty years ago) link
I always thought this cover was so aesthetically unpleasing:http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f532/f53299uy58r.jpg
because it says "Def Leppard" twice; once on the left in the form of a logo and again on the right in a conventional font. Like "duh, our fans might be too stupid to read the logo so we better print it again."
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Curt (cgould), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:57 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f182/f182747607k.jpg
― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Thursday, 29 May 2003 00:53 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 29 May 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Sean (Sean), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:24 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:25 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link
http://franklarosa.com/ThumbnailServlet?image=/vinyl/BigImg/vp.jpg&width=350&smooth=1
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:51 (twenty years ago) link
― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 29 May 2003 02:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Roman (Roman), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 29 May 2003 03:20 (twenty years ago) link
some editions of the vinyl release came with a 24" x 36" poster of it! also one of the videos from that album has him crawling around a bit in his fabulous turtle guise... i think "me singing" or "laughing boy."
― fortunate hazel (f. hazel), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:38 (twenty years ago) link
this one is after:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre700/e772/e77290tlfau.jpg
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 04:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 29 May 2003 05:20 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 29 May 2003 05:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 May 2003 09:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex K (Alex K), Thursday, 29 May 2003 10:12 (twenty years ago) link
Also, every single one of the Cranberries album covers are just appalling.
Love Kate Bush as I do, most of her album covers are pretty ropey, too, especially the big-hair-horror that is The Dreaming.
― russ t, Thursday, 29 May 2003 10:19 (twenty years ago) link
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf300/f368/f36801ig9ta.jpg
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 29 May 2003 12:12 (twenty years ago) link
― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link
― King Kobra (King Kobra), Thursday, 29 May 2003 14:04 (twenty years ago) link
Are there any album covers featuring shirtless men that don't seem bizarre now?
To answer myself: Raw Power. But yeah, like Isaac Hayes, Ig is free of the man-pelt.
― bendy, Saturday, 4 October 2008 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/o138979.jpg
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link
(OK, so it's not particularly "WTF?" - it just made me smile, and I wanted to share it.)
― Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 6 October 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link
What's so weird about the "Controversy" cover?
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 October 2008 06:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Why Roger Daltrey, why?
http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/89864.jpg
Ride a Rock Horse?
― Nate Carson, Monday, 6 October 2008 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/2pyupoo.jpg
― abanana, Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link
and your argument is invalid, too
― abanana, Thursday, 21 May 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost looks like James Franco
― DJ Mr. Face Stabba, M.D. (Whitey on the Moon), Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
good god it does too
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 21 May 2009 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e4/14/55d1828fd7a0a56dc7c81110.L.jpg
― Brio, Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3Yk__DQGqWI/Rhg71saC9UI/AAAAAAAAB4I/O_W_fwuTVls/s400/violence%26force.jpg
― Brio, Thursday, 21 May 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Has everyone here discovered the LPCover Lover blog? Another 5 threads could be filled from there, though most are too obscure for the canon.
― Derelict, Friday, 22 May 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link
this is always my go-to choice for these threads:
http://www.oldtimejazz4u.de/Webimg/AHVA197505.jpg
― henry s, Friday, 22 May 2009 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link
That's not really too far off from Let it Bleed, which so freaked me out as a kid I didn't want to buy it, even though I really wanted "Gimme Shelter". A lot of Stones covers are WTF objectively, but softened by familiarity.
― bendy, Friday, 22 May 2009 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link
lol at that Neil Diamond cover. It's like he's making love to the air or something.
― "some dumb fucking indie reason that you refuse to admit" (Bimble), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link
imaginary phantom self donging
― your porno name is rodd tundgren (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 22 May 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Phantom mammoth dong syndrome.
― staggerlee, Saturday, 23 May 2009 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/z/zzthaibeatagogovol3gr_101b.jpg
― meisenfek, Sunday, 14 June 2009 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link
http://991.com/NewGallery/Flora-Purim-Everyday-Everynig-524694.jpg"Ooh, Freddie's here"
― happiness is the new productivity (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7jGF8pFTQH8/Sw-5HnUp1FI/AAAAAAAAC6k/Oj8H21fBLVU/s1600/Front-1.jpg
Has there ever been an album cover that managed to do a visual pun on the album name without looking goofy?
― Tuomas, Monday, 26 March 2012 13:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.timba.com/artists/reve/images/d-99.jpg
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
^^^ that's a good one, because not only is the cover not good technically, I also can't even figure out what the intent was.
― A Perfect Ratio of Choogle to Jam (Dan Peterson), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
http://www.spirit-of-rock.com/les%20goupes/V/Van%20Der%20Graaf%20Generator/Reflection%20Van%20der%20Graaf%20Generator/Reflection%20Van%20der%20Graaf%20Generator.jpg
― my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
xp guessing that's nora in front of her casa.
― sleepingsignal, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:47 (ten years ago) link
it looks dark in there
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 31 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
I think it's one of the most awkward record covers I have ever seen, on many different levels
The first song here “Changüí en la Casa de Nora” is how the changüí was traditionally played before Elio Revé, Sr. migrated to Havana in 1955. Nora was born in the same place as Revé, Sr. and maintains her home there where the jam sessions still take place. After hours of musicians playing and the country dance probably going all night until close to dawn, she is known to serve up her famous soup and seafood. The chorus, always sung rapidly in childish voices, says “Let’s go to Nora’s house to eat ajiaco”.
― sleepingsignal, Monday, 31 March 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
That Van Der Graaf Generator cover looks like the artist got confused about the American and British meanings of "fanny."
― Ned Zeppelin (Leee), Monday, 31 March 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Uncomfortably rapey, Eric Carmen. Gross.
http://i.imgur.com/5SY7Q2g.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:38 (nine years ago) link
yikes
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn2.pitchfork.com/news/49692/1acfde93.jpg
thought this would be here for sure.
― akm, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
"yes a mosquito is nose raping a baby why not listen to our not very good new album"
― akm, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link
alex in nyc was very proto-buzzfeed listicle in his old picture threads
― slam dunk, Thursday, 18 September 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link
I like the original Steve Walsh cover! It's got this weird '80s kitsch that that hits me right in the childish sweet spot.
― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Thursday, 18 September 2014 23:17 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XTUkrNI.jpg
― lispectah deck (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link
man, reading the first posts in the thread is a trip. i could tell at a glance that styx album cover was a storm thorgerson joint. also fuck you i like the cover to "more you becomes you".
since we're reviving this i would like to note that while the new sunwatchers album "illegal moves" is great, the cover art is, er, not.
― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 01:05 (five years ago) link
wow omg @ sunwatchers ...
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 01:31 (five years ago) link
https://cdn2.dustygroove.com/images/products/c/cobham_bill_liveontou_101b.jpg
― enochroot, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link
https://d27t0qkxhe4r68.cloudfront.net/t_900/5015959465225.jpg?1550167115
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
Straight nightmare fuel
― enochroot, Friday, 22 March 2019 00:39 (five years ago) link
https://direct.rhapsody.com/imageserver/images/alb.214187/500x500.jpg
Can't tell if this is supposed to be kinda sweet or offensive?
― Tuomas, Friday, 15 January 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/0NLcQej-4kzz9StlD3FtqTYH-fs=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2149871-1296101414.jpeg.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 13:44 (two years ago) link
thought this revive was about this
album cover // pre-save : https://t.co/MDAeut3QY4 pic.twitter.com/96PbZGJA83— The Weeknd (@theweeknd) January 4, 2022
― nashwan, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 14:26 (two years ago) link
michael urbaniak - ecstasy (1978)
https://imgur.com/a/wOLtZDU
idgi
― my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:06 (eleven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.io/N1QRKOf_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
hope that one works.
― my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:08 (eleven months ago) link
ps- fuck you imgur. nothing you do makes sense and your "share"/"copy url" button has officially lost the plot. thanks for the absolute betrayal.
― my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:10 (eleven months ago) link
Alex in NYC must have used a rock-solid image host back in 2003… all his pics at the top of the thread still load.
― Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Wayne Manor (morrisp), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:14 (eleven months ago) link
Amazon links seem to last forever
― brimstead, Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:15 (eleven months ago) link
yeah, that's 20 years going strong! impressive💪🏻
anyway, back the regular program: can anyone explain this one to me? like is it implying that our friend mike will pleasure the ladies as he bows his instrument? ARE THE STRINGS THE CLITORIS IN THIS ANALOGY? jfc or is it saying his playing is seductive? i've often joked that i would "lay down and spread my legs for a vibraphone solo" but IT WAS JUST A JOKE I'M SORRY.
anyway, obviously a masterwork of a cover. i don't even want to listen to the album. there's no way it can live up to the artwork.
― my beard exists more than i do. (Austin), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:25 (eleven months ago) link
The font used for his name reminds me of this:https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61azmcuN4mL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg
― Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Wayne Manor (morrisp), Saturday, 13 May 2023 16:46 (eleven months ago) link