FUCK EDITORS

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** dont cut one sentence that makes perfect sense into three awkward ones, dont mash three short sentences that make perfect sense into one long awkward one!!!

** dont fucking change every instance of 'mc' to 'rapper', people know what the fuck an mc is!!! mc fuckin hammer!!

** dont take words out and put other words in!!!!! it looks like a fucking frankensteins monster of short simple sentences clashing up against long complicated ones BECAUSE YOU TOOK WORDS OUT AND MOVED THEM

** dont take out my local record store disses by name

** dont take out my reference to paul oakenfold!!!! what, youre fucking worried people will thing your shitty weekly is uncool if a reviewer likes paul oakenfold???

*** from my sentence about MOR rap, dont change 'hiphops unapologetic 1975' to 'hiphops unapologetic earlier days' WHAT THE FUCK

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:55 (twenty years ago) link

took out all my exclamation points too!!! what a dickface

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 06:56 (twenty years ago) link

haha - told ya so!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

at least they're not adding factual errors to your stuff*


*this may not be true

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:01 (twenty years ago) link

changed 'the ratface leprechaun' to 'that ratface leprechaun', its meant to be a term of endearment not a fucking insult!! eminem said it!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:03 (twenty years ago) link

wait, your rap reviews are just jokes, right?

athens kids, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:03 (twenty years ago) link

blount ive been waiting MONTHS for them to print this shit!!!! i have other shit backed up im sure theyre busy mangling it too, 'hmm he says here he likes eminem, maybe i should change that to the beastie boys'

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:04 (twenty years ago) link

trife: you cannot overestimate their stupidity. I told ya to only write for them if you weren't gonna care at all about what you wrote (cuz they will - and did - fuck it up).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

that said I do think the beans review might stir some shit up

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

is it really that bad?? i mean besides the 'earlier days' bullshit >: ( which makes no fucking sense, blount you saw what i wrote i emailed you that bone review like a month ago!!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:06 (twenty years ago) link

i think they put it under daniel johnson to call my mental state into question

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:06 (twenty years ago) link

since when was the point of editing to make things read worse and put your own bullshit agenda into it?!!!?!!??

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:07 (twenty years ago) link

they fuck up everybody's stuff - ask henry owings. flagpole incompetence is part of why chunklet exists.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:08 (twenty years ago) link

how am i going to fufill my dreams of writing for vibe and murder dog if flagpole fucks me over and no one else wants me to write for them : (

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:09 (twenty years ago) link

"since when was the point of editing to make things read worse and put your own bullshit agenda into it?!!!?!!??"

IT'S WHAT WE LIVE FOR!!

editor s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

you mock my pain

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:10 (twenty years ago) link

no it's not bad - I could tell it'd been fucked with, too many dumb down signifiers, hedged bets: stuff you'd never do - but I do think the point of the beans review will get thru maybe, or at least prompt some discussion, even if it's just indie elitist (redundancy alert) snickering. don't even dream of them thinking of printing anything negative about anyone that might ever advertise with them though.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:12 (twenty years ago) link

trife - I feel your pain (har har clinton har har) but I could point you to puh-lenty of other writers who've been fuckt over by flagpole in precisely the same way (literally every other writer I've known who's written for them). puh-lenty of musicians too.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:13 (twenty years ago) link

what should i do then!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

(i was snapping at mark s re painmocking)

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:15 (twenty years ago) link

also my other reviews werent edited as horribly, some stupid changes but nothing this weird, its like they left the basic words but ruined the entire flow!!!! i was mad when my biker boyz soundtrack review got rejected because apparently biker boyz 'sucked'

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:16 (twenty years ago) link

fuck this im gonna go to bed, james thanlks for tellin me to keep my head up even after i drunkenly warned you on aim :-) and FUCK ATHENS AS A TOWN AS A SCENE AS A FUCKIN CREW

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

hey i cd abuse my moderator privs to edit yr snapping into love!!

seriously trife you will probably never quite escape from this, *whoever* you are writing for — at this stage yr only real recourse may be to walk (i only write for places which will let me see galleys of a v.close-to-final edit: i'm not particularly precious abt my deathless prose, and actually i sometimes prefer what's been introduced via rewrite or misunderstanding and go with it, but yes, i still prefer my name to be appended to something non-lame that i more or less agree with)

(in my review of THE FILTH AND THE FURY they cut something at the last minute — to save a line — and left me describing Jethro Tull as a DINOSAUR grrrrr!! I *hate* Jethro Tull but dinosaurs are fab)

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:23 (twenty years ago) link

ok mark :-) !!! the dinosaur thign still isnt as bad as changing 1975 to 'hiphops earlier days' grrrr

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

maaaaybe complain to the editor, but to honest that's more likely to get you booted than to work. some of us turned stuff right before or right after deadline (however late we could get away with) thinking the less time they had to 'edit' it the less time they had to fuck it up (usually worked). my advice would be to get close to margaret (dowdy red-headed woman) - she's the real seat of power in that office and she's the one who really determines what goes in/stays in/etc., she's also aware the paper sucks. avoid vulgarities though (ask henry owings).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

or you could just prank them, they'll blame me anyway.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:25 (twenty years ago) link

yeah they changed 'sell the fuck out' to 'sell out'

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:27 (twenty years ago) link

that's marg's doing prob.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

anyway i meant what should i do about my music writing dreamzs if flagpole is chumping me and everyone else ignore/hates me!!!!!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

fuck flagpole and the editor HERE COMES THE PREDATOR

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

Did they pay you trife?

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:29 (twenty years ago) link

ive been w them sijnce janu 03 and they NEVER pay me even though they say they will, some shit about not being able to write checks??!?!!?

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:31 (twenty years ago) link

THEN WALK!! also take them to small claims court, the fuckers

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

if we were meant to write for mags for free, god wouldn't have invented the internet

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:34 (twenty years ago) link

ok logically that doesn't work but you know what i'm saying

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:35 (twenty years ago) link

Does America have anything as socialistic as the small claims court?

Trife I think I still owe you a CD or two!

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

TAKE THEM TO SMALL CLAIMS COURT - no joke. and publicise the hell out of it - fliers everywhere.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:37 (twenty years ago) link

also, since you're a freelancer remind them of that Supreme Court decision stating they can't put your shit up on the website after six months (???) without your permission (you haven't signed anything have you?).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:39 (twenty years ago) link

im sorry thats stupid i i dont wnt to fuck with them just wanted to write about music : (

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:42 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, sad but true - you can't write for them if you're gonna care about what you write.

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:44 (twenty years ago) link

this is anticon's revenge ...
no, seriously, fuck'em and find someone else to write for. i've been there and there's always some other magazine thats bigger or better. just remember to drop a few lines (but not too many!) about the amateurishness of flagpole to whatever new mag you're ending up at. they love that kind of shit.

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:46 (twenty years ago) link

theyt only said they pay me five dollars for a review anywqay!!!!!!

trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:48 (twenty years ago) link

hence SMALL CLAIMS court

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

look mang joo knife they ok joo know whay

chuy_loco (chuy_loco), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:50 (twenty years ago) link

i've once written for 20$ a review, but five???? WTF??? Get your ass outta there! the 20$ mag didn't even fuck up my reviews.

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:51 (twenty years ago) link

write for spizzazz

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 07:53 (twenty years ago) link

Something else to add to Trife's list: don't edit a 1000 word article tracing an artist's last 10 years of work down to 500 by removing the last 500 words. Cos then it looks as if the artist hasn't done anything since 1997. Plus, the new record they're actually promoting doesn't even get mentioned.

Unbelievable.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 09:39 (twenty years ago) link

they always do this... one particular piece of advice to editors: NEVER FUCKING INTRODUCE WORDS LIKE "SUFFERATION" INTO MY WORK EVER!!!

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 10:06 (twenty years ago) link

I *did* 'fuck an editor' once. I never called her again though, and I also didn't get any more assignments.

dave q, Wednesday, 16 July 2003 11:31 (twenty years ago) link

I *did* 'fuck an editor' once. I never called her again though, and I also didn't get any more assignments.
Sounds like you've got a legitimate sexual harrassment claim there.

I am currently (also constantly) at war with my, uh, superior here. He's not my editor, but sort of thinks he is, as he is the chief music writer or whatever. But he doesn't do any editing, and he never sees my copy until he reads it in print (the actual editor, I like, he's a nice guy).
But my, uh, supervisor just asked me when the hell am I going to write reviews again, since I've done only two or three since May. I said that I don't get anything to review. Because all the promos get sent to him and all he passes on to me are Klezmer reissues and sub-indie folk releases. And I've reviewed those, and whatever other releases he deems "NEED" to be reviewed the same week that he's reviewing something else that "NEEDS" to be reviewed. I've essentially been his bitch for two years now, and fuckit. I'm three times the writer he'll ever be (and that's not saying much, but, y'know, I AM competent, I've been doing this for 6 years) and I deserve at least the pretense of respect.

Howev, he is in tight with The Brass 'round here, so there isn't even anyone I could talk to about this and sort of say "hey, this guy is being a fuckwad. I still want to write for your paper [=I like the way your cheques clear], but this guy is making it impossible."

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 16 July 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

is this the thread where we welcome nabisco to the uk newspaper industry then?

joe, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

this is the thread where I resign from the UK newspaper industry in protest

nabisco, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like to note that I have lots of sensitive feelings, as well as episodes of suspicion, regarding this concept: that some editors may be adding extra words or even information to articles that I have written and submitted. I worry that they could add typografical errors or grammatical awkwardness that could reflect poorly upon me, or even add information that goes against my personal beliefs. More later, as I'm off to my NAMBLA meeting now.

nabisco (n/a), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:47 (fifteen years ago) link

loooooooooooooooool

Lots of praying with no breakfast! (HI DERE), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

hey, 'bisco. take a deep breath, look at the big picture, you'll be fine.

J0hn D. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 27 February 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ good advice, totally true, and it only took a cup of coffee to get over it, but yeah, this thread deserves bumping now and again -- it can be frustrating!

nabisco, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

nabisco, that's happened to me more than a few times over the years! at a certain point i just turned off the "care" switch, i guess.

this thread = eternally classic, mostly for ethan's bile.

Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 27 February 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the best solution is probably to write more, and invest less in each piece (not work-wise, but pride-wise/emotionally)

nabisco, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

You don't want your words dumbed down into irrelevancy, stick to your blog imo.

Eerie, Indierocker (The stickman from the hilarious xkcd comics), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

thread was started about a bonecrusher review btw

bobby dijindal (and what), Friday, 27 February 2009 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ethan, do you still write for that paper?

Beatrix Kiddo, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i have no idea what i was talking about upthread, i dont think id ever been published at that point

max, Friday, 27 February 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

my advice: never read the garbage they print. it is always fucked up in some way. get someone else to make your cuttings.

special guest stars mark bronson, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link

my advice: man up

s1ocki, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

FUCK AD REPS

Jazzbo, Friday, 27 February 2009 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

five years pass...

this thread deserves bumping now and again -- it can be frustrating!

― nabisco, Friday, February 27, 2009 8:54 AM (5 years ago)

Preach.

alpine static, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 22:11 (nine years ago) link

"Every reporter is a hope, and every editor is a disappointment."
— Joseph Pulitzer

Jazzbo, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

I get the progression in that, but it should nevertheless be "Every reporter is a disappointment, and every editor is still a disappointment."

bamcquern, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Help: I write for a half-dozen publications around the country, mostly for fun and to write about bands I like. The money is a small but nice bonus.

The biggest (by far) and (consensus, I think) best of these publications butchers my stories regularly. I write 400-800 word articles for them a couple times per month. Pretty much every time, they (and I say they bc I don't think it's just the editor I work with, I think there are people down the line from him) make sloppy edits, insert grammar/punctuation errors, and generally make the copy a choppier read than what I turned in. (I realize that's a judgment call, but in this case, my judgment is right.)

I'm not some diva who can't handle changes to my precious word choices. Far from it. I'm happy to be edited, have been for years. But this is driving my crazy.

I've written a 15 articles for this place and when I flip through them to try to choose one to use as a clip, I have trouble finding one I'm happy with!

Again, biggest/best outlet I have. I don't want to lose it. But I'm also not going to ask the editor why they keep butchering my stories.

So ... I just grit my teeth and live with it? Any other clever ideas?

If nothing else, thanks for listening, pixel-buds.

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link

This is very frustrating. Could you not use the OG draft as a clipping?

Shepard Toney Album (dog latin), Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

I don't know? If I'm pitching a story to a new place that doesn't know me and I send 'em, like, a word document with my original, I guess I don't know what that communicates. Seems weird / red flag-y to me. Seems like published anything would >>>> draft.doc in the eyes of an editor unfamiliar with me/my work. And there's no way any editor out there cares about any explanation I'd send along.

Maybe I'm wrong.

I have plenty of published clips from other places that I'm happy with. I'd just like to get something usable from this place, obviously. There are a few that are close enough, I guess. (Needless to say, tonight I checked out my newest story and it is a mess, thus the venting.)

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 09:53 (nine years ago) link

Could you not put up all your writing on your website/blog (with links to the published pieces)? So you send new places the link to the piece as you want it edited, but they can also see it's been published elsewhere.

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 October 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link

I agree with Eyeball. I re-publish all my stuff on my press archive blog, with a credit or link to the original publication, once a suitable period has elapsed. If a piece has been significantly chopped or badly subbed, I'll publish the original version, prefaced with "an edited version of this piece was originally published in....". Then, if I'm approaching a new editor, I point them towards the blog.

mike t-diva, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

Blog is here, BTW: http://mikeatkinson.wordpress.com/

mike t-diva, Thursday, 30 October 2014 12:58 (nine years ago) link

mc fuckin hammer!!

j., Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:14 (nine years ago) link

Good ideas, all. And thanks for the link, t-diva. Appreciate it very much.

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

some advice from an editor:

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/686/Deal_with_it_dog_gif.gif

ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:41 (nine years ago) link

if the check shows up on time don't worry about it

ILOVEMASONNA (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 30 October 2014 15:42 (nine years ago) link

agree and understand on both counts

alpine static, Thursday, 30 October 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

Having experienced that a long time ago (and only a handful of times; most editors I dealt with always discussed changes), my own opinion is that no one should ever have to put up with that.

But I'm also not going to ask the editor why they keep butchering my stories.

Why not? If they're good editors, they'll understand how upsetting this can be. (Of course, if they were good editors, they wouldn't be doing it in the first place.)

clemenza, Sunday, 2 November 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

You're probably right, clemenza. The best thing to do would probably be to address the issue, just like I should go talk to my neighbor who keeps putting little bits of trash in my trash can. Easier said than done, though.

And aside from just the "avoid confrontation" aspect of it, I have to ask myself: Do I really wanna take the time to craft this email? Do I wanna have to make this editor read it, and think about it, and respond to it? He's a busy guy. I'm not some brilliant writing talent. He could easily decide I'm not worth the trouble and cut me off. I don't think that's what would happen, but is it really worth the effort and heartache to find out?

Plus, I certainly think there's some truth to dealwithit.gif if I'm getting paid, which I am.

Also, since last time I wrote, I've definitely decided my problem is actually with some copy editor or web-department power-tripper downstream from the guy I work with.

Complaining about it anonymously on this thread is really the easiest way to go.

alpine static, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:00 (nine years ago) link

My two cents (also given I've worked as an editor): you should write the email, the kind of revisions and editing you're describing is unprofessional. Without intervening, it's contributing to the erosion of best practice, and feelings of precarity, while understandable, are precisely the sort of thing that allows for the depreciation of standards and care in support of writing, cultural criticism, journalism, or any other professional text-based content.

MikoMcha, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:07 (nine years ago) link

I mean, it would be one thing if the edits weren't introducing errors into the text, you know?

MikoMcha, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:13 (nine years ago) link

Totally. I hear what you're saying and am on your side.

To be clear, I do write and ask for typos and other errors to be corrected. And by errors, I don't so much mean factual stuff, but more like "this alteration of my word choice changed the meaning of this sentence slightly enough to where it's not quite right now" or "this edit messed up the subject/verb agreement" ... but still, it's mostly typos added by someone who ... uh ... maybe lacks attention to detail? Or is in too much of a hurry. Or both.

And I pick my battles on some of the more phrasing/readability kinds of things. Partly because I know that's subjective, but moreso because if I write asking for 2 or 3 typos to be fixed, I don't want to feel like I'm high-maintenance by also asking for "bigger" stuff, for lack of a better word.

I really see both sides ... dealwithit.gif and "no, you should deal with it" ... again, appreciate the chance to vent and the feedback. Truly.

alpine static, Thursday, 4 December 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

better to work with an editor you trust at a place with less name recognition than a place that turns your writing into pulp

imo

whiney's advice was better in an era where a strong editorial hand was common & publications had stronger voices but now there's a chance you're being edited by a 22 year old

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 12:22 (nine years ago) link

when i wrote about music - i remember this one editor changed "that's a bold claim" to "them's fightin' words"

annoys me thinking about it and it was about 12 years ago

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 April 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link

lol

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:00 (nine years ago) link

keepin' that ol' meme alivey

Romantic Canon Autech' (imago), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

Haha the writing equivalent of wearing suspenders or a handlebar mustache

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4S2LvMKMrA

deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link

Thought this thread was about the band

, Monday, 6 April 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

the worst kind of editor is one who swaps your phrase in clear English for a cliché.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link

otm.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Monday, 6 April 2015 13:52 (nine years ago) link

six years pass...

send the freelance pitch at 5:15 pm Wednesday on the East Coast or wait till Thursday morning?

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:16 (two years ago) link

Thursday morning is my instinct

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:22 (two years ago) link

mine too. the pitch is probably too long and has taken too much time, which has landed me here!

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

a good pitch is sent at 2am and explains why it was sent at 2am

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link

i thought this thread was about the band editors

in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:37 (two years ago) link

probably should've revived a different, less aggressively titled thread

alpine static, Wednesday, 30 March 2022 21:43 (two years ago) link


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