GWAR's "Fishfuck"....was that song not genius?!

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Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt
You slut You whore Why are you my Mom?
Fishfuck, baby
Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2]
Gonna take a moa-moa and swim it up your butt
You slut You whore Why

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit - I never knew those were the lyrics. Ill.

nickdouglas (Nick D), Monday, 18 August 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

I know, its awesome. Its one song i dont mind being stuck in my melon.

Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Slaughterama" is 100x bettah.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

six years pass...

gwar is fascinating!

GARDE MANGER (jdchurchill), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

GWAR guitarist found dead.

http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/11/03/breaking-gwar-guitarist-cory-smoot-aka-flattus-maximus-found-dead/

Captain Ahab, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

rip smoot

Summer Slam! (Ste), Friday, 4 November 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link

five months pass...

Man, the tweakers that came into the store today rockin GWAR shirts...

Oxnard Cohen (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 April 2012 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

The guy had some kind of toothgrinding lockjaw thing happening. And he stank of meth sweat and (according to his girlfriend) a cigar in his pocket. The girl wanted to know if we gave discounts for buying "a lot of CDs" (three, as it turned out) and looked like she was beginning the transformation from 25 years old surfer girl to 300 year old meth lich.

Oxnard Cohen (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 April 2012 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

We had gwar in the office for a video thing we did.....out of costume dudes give off a heavy vibe of having been out on the road for way too long, having done and seen bad things

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2012 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

Oh and those costumes....lets just say I don't think they get washed very often, or at all

Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

washing would defeat the theme, i suppose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCtGlJ4NtOg

plucking babies heads like daisies

five months pass...

i feel like oderus urungus wasn't fully committed

j., Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/wartoy.html

am0n, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...
one year passes...

damn.

how's life, Monday, 24 March 2014 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Dave touched people - sometimes in uncomfortable places. Not like "show me on the doll where he touched you," though he probably would have laughed at that... No. GWAR was (and maybe is, I don't know if they will continue or not) satire set to loud guitars and even louder showmanship, shock rockers who, if you stripped away the show still could play (no, really) and if you stripped away the playing wrote songs that used humor to expose their targets and, sometimes literally, cover them in the blood and shit they deserved.

My first exposure to GWAR was in my parent's house as the band was exposed in one of those video magazines that were all the rage in the pre-internet late '80s-early '90s. I think it was Sheet Metal but it may have been Hard & Heavy.

Saw the band for the first time in 1991, I think, the first show I attended at the Marquee in NYC. I wore a white tee-shirt that was spattered with "blood" that, amazingly enough, was warm and a little salty! Those fucks thought of everything!

To date one of the things I am proudest of was going to Richmond, Virginia where I did an "Unmasked" story on them. I got to talk to them as art school geeks instead of Antarctica aliens, see the compound where they brought their insane ideas to life, and sleep in Slymenstra Hymen's bed.

They were my son Matt's first concert when he was 5 at the Electric Factory in Philly, around Halloween. We stayed towards the back, and when he got upset he couldn't see, we stood him up on a table between us. Thankfully it wasn't the Michael Jackson show, so all we really had to explain was that Hitler was shooting a fire hose at the crowd. A fire hose, yeah! That's the ticket!

That show was such an impact on our family that when I made a mixtape CD for all guests at my wedding a couple years later, it included that favorite at all nuptials, "Sick Of You."

I drank a shot of Maker's Mark even though it is 9 AM and I just took my Vicodin, in honor of Dave. He was creative, insane, brilliant, hilarious and I am glad I got a chance to meet him a few times.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Monday, 24 March 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link

was lucky to see them a couple times...one of the guys i worked with for awhile had been a roadie/member of the slave pit for awhile, when they came through town he got us on the guest list and i got to see my friend get eaten by a giant vagina. great show.

later on we talked to their management and got them to come by on an afternoon before a show and play the game Dance Central, you could tell they were tired as shit but when the camera went on they were totally and and funny...kind of defined them to me, taking time out of their day for no money to come do something silly at a video game magazine...

RIP, it was a hell of a thing you did Dave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHB0xzR8sL4

Little Nicky Pizza loved that rascal Rust (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 24 March 2014 13:52 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pEgLk3bK9o

am0n, Monday, 24 March 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

Saw the first British tour and had a blast. Ended up covered in so much fake stuff I think I had to trash my clothes the next day. RIP dude.

Berk errs Gibbs/Ox (aldo), Monday, 24 March 2014 20:06 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

:/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link

this sucks

dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:12 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

this is kind of touching....GWAR does a surprisingly good version of Pet Shop Boys' West End Girls,then goes into Jim Carroll's "People Who Died" w/verses about their friends and obv Brockie

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link

That link auto played for me on the bus. Just as a warning to other people who might want to click it. Can't wait to get home to check it out.

how's life, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link

GWAR were pretty great Saturday night. The whole setup of the new touring show is perfect.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

Finally watched it. Great cover. Thinking about posting it in the Pet Shop Boys thread. Feel like more ilxors would see it there.

how's life, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

I watched this morning...wow both "West End Girls" and "People Who Died" are really great, I kind of got choked up at the end, which is a really weird thing to say about GWAR (unless they were actually physically choking me, which would make more sense)

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 14:02 (nine years ago) link

five years pass...

"Ham on the Bone" fucking rules

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

i can't really even explain what hte hell Oderus is doing on that chorus, he sounds like a dog barking at a woodpecker

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

HOW DO YOU HIDE MONEY...FROM A HIPPIE?

PUT IT UNDER THE SOAP!

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 21 June 2020 04:32 (three years ago) link


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