In Damnation of...Horses by Patti Smith

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Its merits strenuously extolled by the likes of Bono and Michael Stipe, I find Horses to be a virtually unlistenable, tunelessly dull excercise in nauseating self-indulgence...and I've honestly tried to sift through the sonic silt looking for the gold that so many claim is hidden within, but I just DO NOT hear it.

Your thoughts?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

Changed my life. One of my very favorites ever. Brilliant, amazing artist.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

Alex has just won my heart

Andy K (Andy K), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

I think it's fucking great!! PPttthhhrrrrrppppttt alex nyc!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, do you know fellow New Yorker Mark Prindle?

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

I find Horses to be a virtually unlistenable, tunelessly dull excercise in nauseating self-indulgence...

P'haps you should (re)read Steve Lake's olden review of Horses too, Alex? ;)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

It's much more "important" than it is "good."

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

I hadn't ever heard the record up until recently, and I love it. I don't know why I waited for so long. I don't care how "important" it is, it's just really good.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

Alex and Johnny OTM

roger adultery, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

Yup, it changed my life as well.

(Quite literally in my case - I was so taken with the record when I first heard it, that I wrote an essay about it for my college entrance application).

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

I like Patti Smith, don't get me wrong. Horses just gets all the praise because it came first. Albums like Easter and, more recently, Gone Again and Peace & Noise have much more depth and merit some actual attention.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

it was pretty formative for me too - but i can see hows people would think its crap. the rock playing is often dull, theres a version of gloria AND theres a cod-reggae tune. i like birdland though...

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

i hadn't listened to horses good equation. but i've spent the past few weeks with it in rotation, and i'm back to my earlier way of thinking. it's a knockout, self-importance and self-consciousness and overindulgence be damned. or, what pashmina said.

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

OTM for real (where "O" stands for "off"). There's nothing as good as "Piss Factory" on it, but goddamn the piano in "Birdland" just renders me a quivering sobbing wreck.

The cod-reggae tune ("Redondo Beach") is like the best thing Elvis Costello-ca-'77 never wrote.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

ugh, bad typing. that should read, " i hadn't listened to horses in a good while, but..."

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:40 (twenty years ago) link

and nate otm (as in "on") about "redondo beach."

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:41 (twenty years ago) link

De-italicize!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

It's true that her rhythm section was a bit weak, but Lenny Kaye is a fine rock guitarist - just listen to him on "Land"! - and they always sounded better live anyways.

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

I listen to her later records much more often than I listen to "Horses," which I guess means I agree that it's never quite lived up to its reputation for me. But I have some bootlegs of P. Smith sharing bills with Television in the mid-'70s, and she sounds pretty damn great. So I can definitely see how something like "Horses" would really stick out (in a good way) in the age of the bland singer-songwriter. I can also see how she could serve as an inspiration for folks like Bono and Stipe (for better and for worse).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

I first heard the first time I ever got drunk alone. It hasn't sounded as good since. I never listen to it but I think it's pretty cool.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I've written this before on other threads, but Patti Smith works like the Clash in that every subsequent album (at least through whichever one came after Wave, after which I TOTALLY stop giving a shit) is duller and less rocking than the one before. And also her pre-Horses single "Piss Factory"/"Hey Joe" > Horses > Radio Ethiopia > Easter > Wave > Whatever she did after Wave. It's very simple. (Then again, I sort of LIKE songs about sweet young things leanin on the parkin meter humpin on the parkin meter and so on. Maybe you don't.)

ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

Horses is not better than Homogenic, To Bring You My Love or From The Choirgirl Hotel. So there.

Patti's great and all, but Johnny is otm. Horses is 'important' in that it laid the foundations for what was to come, but none of her greatest songs are on it.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

my introduction to this record was seeing a rerun her performance of "Gloria" on Saturday Night Live as a teenager and I was totally amazed. She was so freakish and full of bile. I find the record pretty underwhelming though. I get bored after the first three songs and never get all the way through it.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

similarly, I get bored with Television's "Marquee Moon" somewhere around halfway through the first side. But "See No Evil" is nice.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

Changed my life, too! It inspired me to run away to NYC and I wrote about it for my college entrance essay. I think I rode my bike 20 miles to buy it the day it came out. One of the best records ever. And I love that cod-reggae tune, too--Nate's absolutely right. And "Free Money"'s one of my favorite power ballads. And Tom Verlaine's great on "Break It Up".

I thought the band rocked harder on Radio Ethiopia but the songs weren't as interesting.

Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

Why are records that are "important" but not always "great" considered to be better than records that are "great" but not "important"?

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, she rocks pretty hard for a chick.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

In the general historical, list-making perspective that is.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Because more people agree on what's important than what's great

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

i can't hear nate's reference to elvis costello in redondo beach. the only cod reggae he did circa then was detectives which, despite nick lowe (!) production, is way more fractured/dubby than RD.

i think people maybe expect something radical or strange from this record, given the hype. and it is sometimes(eg birdland).

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link

Even in `75, though, it seems like this would still strike me as weedy and pretentious (unlike the Modern Lovers and the Ramones and the other artists it is so often cited alongside).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

there is nothing radical or strange about all those classic rawk guitar solos.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

The kids of today should defend themselves against the '70s
It's not reality.
It's someone else's sentimentality.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

is that a patti quote?

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.

So does that make Horses the best album recorded by someone with a vagina (or is there another connection between these artists that I am missing)?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

I think it's just Chuck fighting the real enemy again, or something.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:39 (twenty years ago) link

still they got him like jesus

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

new Grammy category: Best Album With Vaginas.

(I nominate anything by the Cramps)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:41 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, are all those people JEWISH too?!?! I had no idea!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Jewish vaginas secretly control the media!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

is that a patti quote? mike watt.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

Jewish vaginas secretly control the media!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

via Eddie Vedder. Whose band recorded an album that same year... with Neil Young.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

I like Horses, though I didn't think I would, based on the intense praise from Bono and Michael Stipe.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

So many of those important albums blow. I mean really, the placement of Nevermind on so many lists as compared to its actual merit is fairly astronomical, same with odelay and Miseducation and OK Computer. Bah, laziness.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

Those last three albums aren't the slightest bit important.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

Nevermind clearly benefits from THIS WAS IMPORTANT AT THE TIME syndrome though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

so does the Sex Pistols.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah that's obviously the best case of a record whose sociological impact FAR FAR outweighs its sonic quality.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

nevermind the beatles

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

I'm giving this another shot later today.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, of course. You know, when you first posted that, for a split second I was sure it was a picture of David Johansen.

― Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs),

lol yeah

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

At some very early, often overlooked, period in his solo career, when he still hadn't transitioned to putting the Dolls dress code fully behind him, and had elements of that mixed in with his incipient new look.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

funky funky but chic!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Ou est la boutique?

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

It kinda makes sense that 2 guys in awesome rock bands would be into awesome rock bands like the Doors

MC5 were such bros

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of some people's disappointed reaction to finally hearing Horses and how not "punk" it was, I actually like em a lot now but first hearing MC5 who I'd read about as the fathers of punk at 19 was more damn this kinda sounds like Steppenwolf

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

Why would it pain you? Jim Morrison is a brilliant rock singer. My turn to quote a quote I am constantly quoting, Iggy saying that he'd borrowed so much from Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger that "you might as well call me Jim Jagger or Mick Morrison".

I dunno, perhaps I don't like when Mr. Mojo Risin does the poète maudit thing either? Still fighting some now nearly 4-decades old battles in which I was slowly getting into punk/New Wave and some other kids in my neighborhood I didn't particularly care for were reviving The Doors maybe?

The only thing that quote that you quote is missing is a mention of Clem Cattini.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

I think a lot of Patti Smith's "punk" cred came from her live performances, which were high-energy and frenzied and of course fronted by a woman with an unconventional voice/appearance who had never really done that sort of thing before. So in that sense Patti Smith was "punk" the same way Lenny Bruce (or hey, Mapplethorpe) was punk, by dint of doing anything out of the box. Anyway, I think there were clearly two strains of punk, the dangerous, radical scare your parents punk (or proto punks) and the no less radical but maybe less overtly confrontational free to do something different punks (which is where you'd slot , say, Talking Heads or Television). Smith probably split the difference.

Keep in mind, just a few years later no one knew where to file Tom Petty! And a few more years after that Los Lobos was sharing bills with PiL and Dwight Yoakum with Husker Du, which shows how easy it was for the longest time to stick out just by doing something a little bit different.

Anyway, sure, Smith's touchstones were the Doors and Dylan and Jimi Hendrix and a whole bunch of classic rock warhorses, but who else would they be at that time?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Right.

Ou est la boutique?

Although I believe he makes the grammatical mistake of singing *le* boutique, another example of his foreign language difficulties to stand aside "Swaheto Woman."

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Steppenwolf > MC5 x 1,000,000

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

MC5 Wayne State University live footage >>>>>>>>>>>>>Steppenwolf.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

"it must've been a pretty original, striking thing at the time."

radio ethiopia definitely struck me. well, not in 1976, but it was the first thing i heard/bought by her around 1981. "pissing in the river" was what i loved about it. so big and dramatic and goth. and i was a doors fan back then, so, maybe those elements appealed to me. a year or two before i was listening to joy division 24/7, the doors of their day. and then echo & the bunnymen, the doors of THEIR day.

i had always been aware of patti in the 70's because of the ads in magazines and i would see the records in stores and i read rock scene in the 70's so i stared at endless pictures of her canoodling on couches with lisa robinson and joey ramone, but she definitely still packed a punch in the early 80's. more so than joe jackson or elvis by that point. old hippie elvis showed his true trad colors soon enough. patti remained weird. and even disappeared from the rock life. which you weren't supposed to do if you had a name/heat.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Again, her most recent album Banga from 2012 is rather great, which was an absolute surprise. It goes downhill (sadly) when she goes all Doors-y, though in some ways she now sounds like Lee Renaldo doing his beat thing circa Ghosts and Flowers. Anyway, I'm not sure who else from the 70's NYC scene has put out anything so good in recent memory.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Wha?

Came to post that I just saw Patti Smith on the Roky Erickson doc posted on Good online documentaries about music... saying she was a huge 13th Floor Elevators fan.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

"Anyway, I'm not sure who else from the 70's NYC scene has put out anything so good in recent memory."

not new york, but beloved by new york: i'm always impressed and surprised when i hear latter-day pere ubu/david thomas/rocket from the tombs stuff. as far as pre-punk, proto-punk, punk, and post-punk people go. and they were all those things. i kinda ignored almost everything those guys did in the 90's. who knew the 21st century would be such a period of strength despite obvious physical frailty.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Just watching this video, and realized for the first time that Lisa Suckdog (Carver) was probably referencing it on Jokes About Women into Will I Ever Do Anything With My Clothes On. Weird. The beginning bit about "I'm an artist."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0x8S6Ylqk

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

"I'm an artist. Rock and roll is my art. I'm a nigger of the universe. And I'm free because, I can leap up and scream, I can put my fist up in the air, I don't give a shit."

vs.

"I'm an artist, I don't mind if you call me one, but if you do, I...I just don't mind and if you think it's bad I'll beat the fucking piss shit out of you 'cause I know how."

Maybe it's a coincidence, but I'm thinking no.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

i always loved that tick tock tick tock FUCK THE CLOCKS intro to live time is on my side by patti.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

yeah, this. i like the whole thing really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-cfUC4rP_g

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

I mean, she's stepping into the shoes of arguably the biggest rock icon of her generation, and I don't see a bit of hesitance or deference.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

sorry to state the obvious but her continued insistence on referring to herself as a "nigger" is so idiotic and maddening

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

She was way ahead of her time, and she was wrong in her time, but she's kind of been vindicated in the long run. I don't really hold it against her.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I honestly don't know what you mean by that! For me tho, I'd be willing to let it slide (like anyone cares lol) if it was just one incredibly stupid song from roughly the era of songs called "mongoloid" and lou reed's outRAGeous comedy slurs about his backing singers or whatever but it just seems to go beyond never-quite-disowned youthful dumbshit "provocation" into something sincerely creepy. And she's still at it (per penman's mention of her talking about "spades" in the book, and she still performs rnrn right?)

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

maybe I'm just trying to revive the spirit of overheated race relation debates since nakh revived that thread lol

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

can't stand that song by The Avengers for the same reason and i really like that band. i kinda love "we are the one" more than any patti song and it definitely stands up their with any 1977 Brit punk.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Agreed on Pere Ubu recent stuff, them and Wire are really consistently great

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

i kinda love "we are the one" more than any patti song

I had never heard this before, it's good! (I don't particularly care about punk tbf)

(haha yeah I will pass on that other song)

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

"up there"

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

kesha is the patti smith of our generation, discuss

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

no

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I prefer Radio Ethiopia to Horses actually. Easter I've never got into if only because the song mentioned above is so collossally misguided and wrongheaded.

Matt DC, Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

i thought it was pretty badass when i was younger, and musically it still is, but yeah

Francis Ford Cupola (contenderizer), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

It's actually interesting that the Patti Smith and Frank Zappa threads are going on at the same time. Both kind of interesting, smart people from the 60s and 70s (respectively) who weren't quite up to transcending their times. I like her more than him, but that's just personal taste.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Did Patti ever have any difficult interaction with Weird Al or his band? Because then that would tie this thread with the Zappa thread and the Prince RIP thread as well.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Or else we could just discuss her jazz bonafides for the same result

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

oh she has those in spades

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Um...

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

there is a book from the 70's called Rock 100 that Lenny Kaye co-wrote and i know there is a Zappa entry, but i don't remember what they wrote about him.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

I'd be willing to let it slide (like anyone cares lol) if it was just one incredibly stupid song from roughly the era of songs called "mongoloid"

don't drag Devo into this!

sarahell, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

but yeah, for me, it's the cringe-inducing "skip this track" thing like with Morrissey's "Bengali in Platforms"

sarahell, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

It's way more aggressively cringey than Bengali, though Bengali's core message is way worse and meaner, but like when I was young I didn't even have the cultural literacy to know what Bengali meant in UK culture plus the song kinda drifts by in a haze whereas RnRN is so instantly like damn white lady pump yr brakes on the n word

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 May 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

did she ever wear that lester bangs t-shirt? did lester bangs make that t-shirt? he had a lot of homemade t-shirts.

scott seward, Sunday, 8 May 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Remember when that was a viable business model? When I was a kid, I had a friend whose parents ran a T-shirt printing store. I remember my whole third or fourth grade class went on a field trip and we got T-shirts printed there, so they'd be able to keep track of us all. I don't remember where we went, but I remember the T-shirts. They were green.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 8 May 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah, I got a Let It Be t-shirt that way, to name one, from one of those places where they had all the imprints up on the wall so you could pick one, choose your shirt size and color and then they would use a press iron to meld it all together. The last time I saw something like that was late 70s.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 May 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

As mentioned a couple of times above "Piss Factory"/"Hey Joe" is really great - pretty much the only thing I'll return to (slightly surprised Penman didn't mention it).

And then her voice was sampled in a Dead C track in World Peace Hope Et Al. Its only a couple of mins long but its the only other time I cared.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 May 2016 09:10 (seven years ago) link

Was enjoying listening to this this am, has a brief snippet of smith. Her magnetism is apparent (and yeah the assertion that she might be reacting against the beat lineage in any way is mildly baffling)

dat login (wins), Sunday, 8 May 2016 10:38 (seven years ago) link


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