Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Jubbly Fam
Elegant Masta
Big Trukk
Simply Beautiful
Whyte Powa
The Asian Dawn
The Asian Don
Tha Pompidou
Al Shipley
Da Mozz

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Simmunz

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Shit
Oliver da Freeballa
Eternal Flame
Greedo
Fancypantz
Elijah Most Wanted
Puttee

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Tristram Shandy
Soft 'N' Dry
Wee Willie Winkie
Da Scarlet Pimpernel
Vanilla Ice

― Nels, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny the Wrinkle

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Tru Luv
Buleemiyah
Allies In Da South ("AIDS")
The Black Stripes
_- Sens-A-Tiv -_
Soy Division (vegan crew)

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

lil bastard (maybe this one is actually good)

― ijdjf, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

lower case g

tha pretty boy goy

― mike bott, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Benedictine Crunk

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

NEVALAND

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Paul Barman

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Swastikons.

― Xii (Xii), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony Keidis

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Buppie Trustfund

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet Face
Da-Ginah (girl mc)
Spooge
Digestah Da Nigga
Spam

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Elegant Masta's a great name! Can I use it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bitchass motherfucka
mc trevor johnson
george bush
tha drykleenaz
wakk-ass bastard
mc An offense under Subsection (a)(3) is a Class C misdemeanor Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1983, 68th Leg., p. 3243, ch. 558, § 9, eff. Sept. 1, 1983; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., ch. 30, § 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1987; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., 2nd C.S., ch. 43, § 3, eff. Oct. 20, 1987; Acts 1989, 71st Leg., ch. 927, § 1, eff. Aug. 28, 1989. Renumbered from § 39.03 and amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994. Amended by Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 5.95(90), eff. Sept. 1, 1995; Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 14.52, eff. Sept. 1, 1995
young clean chappie

― plebian plebs (plebian), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Young Black Teenagers

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush-Wanka

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, after Puff Daddy renamed himself P Diddy, I seem to remember commenting that it was a bit like Snoop Dogg renaming himself Woof-Boy!!!!!! So here are some more!!!!

MC Ploppypants!!!!!
Aintree Bassmaster Crew (ABC)!!!!
Brown Eye Superfly!!!!! (This is actually the name of a local "funk" band, believe it or not!!!!)
Dizzee Blonde!!!!!
MC Wawrukiewicz!!!!!! (Polish rap!!!!)
Da Walküre!!!!! (Fat lady with brass brassiere raps over Wagner!!!!)
MC Keller!!!! (Rap tribute to Kenneth McKeller!!!!!)
Supa Fly Ned!!!!
The Pudsey Posse!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas!!!!!!!
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Eastsyde Hongros

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Tarquin Fotherington-Thomas

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Down Boy

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Thought of some more!!!!!

Da Wigz!!!!!
MC Bogbrush!!!!!!
Pastry Eatah!!!!!!
54321 Blastov!!!! (Russian rapper!!!)
'Tiny' Johnson!!!!!
Gloucestershire Gangstaz!!!!!
Crap Beat Crew!!!!
Digg Dogg!!!!!!
Dweezil Zappa Tha Rappa!!!!!
Hard Muthaz .com!!!!!!
MC Thora Hird!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas again!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

tupac chopra

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dj tanner

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mic Seaver

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Whiz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Okie Doke

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread evah

― pete s, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wacky Neighbor a.k.a. Jim J. Bulloxxx

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Loved lots of those - how's abouts these...

Hate Cranker
Ebola Lyte
MC Bling Bling
Essiness
Damn Skippy!
Erkel D.
DJ Re-run
Mitsy Tyte
Wu-Klan
Lice-T
Dr. No Assitol
----ewwww

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mairzy Doats

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Wycliff Juxtable

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Custos

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Professor Hugo Strange --NO that's a good one!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

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Flow Bear

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)

Bales of Pay

― chilli, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:28 (twelve years ago)

Low-T

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 02:36 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dow Dey Ching

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)

Lil Romney

― staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:51 (twelve years ago)

(from Canada)

Poo-Teen

― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

nine months pass...

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:25 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

J-Query

― Kate Silver, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)

Lil Freecreditreport.com
Hell Gibson

― da croupier, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

ASPIRING MOGUL

― k3vin k., Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)

Young Dig Dug

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

Kraf Cheezy

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

Yung Orthotricyclen

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 10 December 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

Skreet Skweeper

― sleepingbag, Friday, 30 March 2018 17:46 (eight years ago)

i never understood the animus toward this thread.

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:57 (eight years ago)

QuerayT

― how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:20 (eight years ago)

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:25 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I made myself laugh just now with this one

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:08 (eight years ago)

Cookie Friend Rapper
Guy With Measuring Tape Rapper
Too Many Expensive Products In The Shower Rapper

― not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:01 (eight years ago)

Lil' Shit

this feels weirdly of the moment

― lowercase (eric), Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:40 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

i re-read this thread every year to see if any of the names came to fruition - honestly i can't believe no one thought of "lil baby"

― musically, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:38 (seven years ago)

Well, Greedo (from the 3rd post) came to fruition at least:
https://pitchfork.com/news/03-greedo-sentenced-to-20-years-in-prison/

― enochroot, Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:03 (seven years ago)

Sir racha acha flame

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

William Da FOE

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:21 (seven years ago)

Karz 4 Kidz
Long Island Ice-T

― Hideous Lump, Friday, 22 February 2019 06:03 (seven years ago)

this was always the most under appreciated thread I feel

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:08 (seven years ago)

i never understood the animus toward this thread.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also I appear to express this sentiment yearly

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:09 (seven years ago)

Eyo C

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:30 (seven years ago)

Q-R8-R

― closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:36 (seven years ago)

Lil' Eschatologist

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:38 (seven years ago)

Old Believer the Rapper

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:40 (seven years ago)

Young Areopagite

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:41 (seven years ago)

MC Non-Chalcedonian

Alright, time to stop.

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:42 (seven years ago)

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*Long string of fire emojis and skull emojis*

― The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 February 2019 12:16 (seven years ago)

Snoop Doggo

― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:18 (seven years ago)

Real rapper names that are kinda cool:

Ceza - pronounced Jay-Za.

(‘ceza’ means ‘punishment’ in Turkish)

― breastcrawl, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:24 (seven years ago)

Gravediggaz was an American hip hop group from New York City, known for its dark sense of humor and abrasive, menacing soundscapes. The group was formed in 1992, bringing together The Undertaker, The Gatekeeper, The Grym Reaper, The RZArector, and The

https://i.imgur.com/uXrCRYk.png

― unregistered, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:36 (seven years ago)

None of these are worse than real life rapper Skeet Taste from Houston.

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (seven years ago)

Rap Scallion

― eva logorrhea (bendy), Friday, 22 February 2019 20:33 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Ayon Fuxxx

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

Megan Thee They Them

(maybe could actually be a great name for a non-gender-normative MC, but this is the only hypothetical rapper thread bumped right now)

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:08 (six years ago)

John Singleton Cosplay

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (six years ago)

(Notable for feuding with Louis Fairycon)

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

four months pass...

XwavyR he/Him

― lumen (esby), Sunday, 5 January 2020 09:50 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Mark E. Wordsmith

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:14 (six years ago)

esby

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:24 (six years ago)

X Æ A-12 da 5’9”

― I eat fast foods (morrisp), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:34 (six years ago)

How did I miss Tha Pompidou from the very first post?

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:38 (six years ago)

Basic B

― Inadequate grass (morrisp), Monday, 18 May 2020 01:02 (six years ago)

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