Michael Buble'

Then I realised that I was being ridiculous - I'm sure Jamie Oliver knows exactly what cooking is.

Really, the only thing the two of them have in common (apart from their first name, obviously) is that they both seem to provoke in me an almost overwhelming desire to smash them repeatedly in the face with a cricket bat.

With a breeze block nailed to it.

And covered in large shards of broken glass

Which is covered in rotting excrement.

And on fire.

Sorry - I missed the bit about throwing their still-twitching corpses to a pack of ravening lions when I'd finished.

This could be the thread for me to unveil my great "lounge and hip-hop are the same genre" theory that I keep meaning to turn into an article, but maybe not.

So now, when I hear his music - which I still hate - I feel slightly conflicted and almost guilty for hating it, seeing as he's such a nice bloke. Even if he is a midget with an abnormally large head...

Isn't Buble an "actor" too?

(rockist!)
(aaaaaah)

MICHAEL BUBLE THE BIGGEST STAR IN AMERICA

I keep walking by this:

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And thinking its this:

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i really liked his cover of 'you'll never find another love like mine'. it seemed fantastically heartfelt.

The people who buy Michael Bublé, in addition to being chronically unable to pronounce his last name correctly, frequently get angry if you have anything less than totally uncritical praise for his music. "Don't you think he has a great voice? DON'T YOU?!?! WHY DON'T YOU? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

What a fucking asshole

i was just thing that
this guy is revolting

on SNL? Did you just see that? jeeeeezus

yes! it makes me sad that there are people out there who feel genuine emotions when they hear his smarmy singing.
he sucks and i don't think i could spend 10 min in a room with him and not flip out

That was something else. I mean, at one point he winked at someone in the audience

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i just GISed him and he makes the same phony face in every single photo, or a variation on it. if i found out he was a robot, i would like him better. he has SMIRK, SMOLDER, and SING. that's it.

he could only redeem himself if he ran away with ricky martin.

beautiful women and the duck lips they smooch voluntarily

<3 "haven't met you yet"

bumping to say that i still can't stand this guy and his constant mugging

<3 "haven't met you yet"

― I have an iTunes playlist called "That Feeling" (Tape Store)

^^^^

is it wrong to contemn the hordes at the O2 as I head home from work :(

contemned arrays eh

I don't care..

But, if I did:

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The Bull Inn

Evening with Michael Buble Saturday 4th June
Book your table anytime from 7pm

Hi Mark

Come and join us for a great evening of entertainment
Albi J is the one and only Michael Buble
Sample some of our chefs signature dishes and then dance the night away

See you soon

Christine Mason

I can't ever see this guy's name without recalling, with horror, his damned live DVD that the store I used to work in played over and over, and which included, I shit you not, a Maroon 5 cover.

Thanks, thread bump!

His new single has a guest rap on it.

It's gross.

I'd make out with him though.

michael buble feat mc skat kat