mick jagger's worst vocal performances

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my nomination:
sweet lady jane

thesplooge (thesplooge), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"ruby tuesday"

Maneating Leopards of India (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 08:57 (nineteen years ago) link

"Yo' de boss! Yo' de boss!"

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd like to have heard him reading Shelley's Adonais at Hyde Park in '69, in memory of Brian Jones.

Life imitating Stella Street.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:10 (nineteen years ago) link

it's like he's imitating arthur lee on 'lady jane'

dave amos, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"dancing in the street"

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"Wake up in the morning there's a snap around the place/Wake up in the morning there's a crackle in your face/Rice Krispies for you, and you and you..."

persecution_smith, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Off the top of my head, "Angie" or "Emotional Rescue". Not because they are unlistenable as much as they are unflattering attempts to sing in a different style.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 09:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Also his "You've got lettahs..." for the customised AOL e-mail alert...

Bob Six (bobbysix), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 10:48 (nineteen years ago) link

ruby tuesday??? wtf? that song is gorgeous...

The Correct Answer:

His horribly mannered faux bloozeman crap on You Gotta Move (or "You gotta mow-mooww-moowooo--ow-ve!")

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:01 (nineteen years ago) link

he does an even more exaggerated version of the "you gotta move" vocals on the gimme shelter documentary that makes my liberal guilt muscles all tense.

that said, when mick dismisses that great tina turner performance in gimme shelter by saying, real derisively, "yeah... its nice to have a chick sometimes..." is possibly my favorite moment in that movie.

peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The faux Latino in 'Luxury' is both terrible and fascinating.

57 7th (calstars), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt (& presumably Peter) OTM re "You Gotta Move" - just cringeworthy!

"Emotional Rescue": The Curtis Mayfield impression at the start of the song is quite silly; but the Eric Burdon parody at the end is kinda amusing. Assuming it IS a parody. Isn't it?

"Ruby Tuesday" is okay except for the word "from" in the very first line. A laughably failed attempt to hit a really low note. But at least Richard Meltzer got some use out of it, citing it as a prime example of what he called an "unknown tongue" in his comedy triumph The Aesthetics Of Rock.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i like "you gotta move," he's definitely hamming it up, but in a funny and attractive way.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i have always found "sister morphine" unbearable. always dug "you gotta move". in some instances, such as "angie," or "you're so cold," mick's worst performances are simultaneously his best, kind of like dylan's.

drew, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i like "you gotta move," he's definitely hamming it up, but in a funny and attractive way.

really? i don't hear it that way...sounds like a bad, somewhat condescending attempt at "authentic blues"

Great Jagger Hamming it up: "Miss You" esp. the talking rap gibberish in the middle....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:24 (nineteen years ago) link

miss you is great. i saw prince doing a cover at an aftershow on some documentary, complete with OTM jagger impressions and ronnie wood on guitar.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

really? i don't hear it that way...sounds like a bad, somewhat condescending attempt at "authentic blues"

but the distance--measured in different subtle ways-- between the stones and their blues idols was practically the subject of their records of that era. no, he's definitely "hamming it up" (exaggerating certain aspects of the country blues style) but not in a parodic way, and only lightly ironic. listen to the way the slide guitar follows the vocal (or vice-versa).

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link

jagger's hick impressions a la "faraway eyes" are far more offensive than his blues impressions. and i find his performance on that track very moving in a bizarre way. the joke is always part of the pathos with jagger.

drew, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i think the prob. w/"faraway eyes" is that jagger is not as knowing abt country as abt blues, so the parody aims kind of low. but yeah it's not a bad track really.

amateur!st (amateurist), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Jagger's vox on "The Long Black Veil" from the Chieftains album of the same name.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

i LOVE that version of long black veil! i feel like it's one of those instances where jagger is in method actor-mode, inhabiting a character, only more specifically in this instance, as opposed to the more broadly drawn lines of, i dunno, honky tonk woman.

drew, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I like the song too but I'm not totally sold on Jag's vox.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont think jagger can be a method actor. more like a method-comic.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Lady Jane seconded.
The "I am Waiting" parts where he sings the title all stupid-like would be bad if the rest of the song didn't kick ass.
It's kind of annoying when he does a falsetto woman's voice on "Dear Doctor".

AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"Look at me... look at me... LOOKIT ME... ahhhh, loooOOOOOoooookit meeee..."

- "State of Shock" w/ the Jacksons

MC Frosty Flake, Tuesday, 27 July 2004 22:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Any live performance with Tina Turner in the 80s would probably win this contest.

LA75 (LA75), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I never much liked his singing on "Something Happened to Me Yesterday." "Between the Buttons" is such a strange record anyway.

Myself, I like "I Got to Move" a lot, I think it's a great performance. I mean isn't there a good bit of self-parody already in that Beale Street blues stuff? I think blues needs more of this kind of vocal.

eddie hurt (ddduncan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet Lady Jane is embarassing. I was surprised they actually released it when I heard it.

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Have you seen him in the film 'Ned Kelly'? That gets my vote.

Rock Bastard, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The key to "Lady Jane" is how nasty and mercenary the character is.

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Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:29 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven years pass...

What's his best vocal performance?

if thou gaz long into the coombs, the coombs will also gaz into thee (WilliamC), Saturday, 6 February 2016 19:58 (eight years ago) link

What's his best vocal performance?

"Jigsaw Puzzle"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link

He consistently sounds like he is vomiting while singing.

_Rudipherous_, Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

"Almost Hear You Sigh"

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link

I've been spending a fair amt of drive time lately with the Singles Collection/London Years and coming to the opinion that he's much more about bravado/bluffing/selling the performance than about actual vocal skill. Am I wrong? Is that a "no shit sherlock" opinion to finally reach? Is "what is his best vocal performance" even a worthwhile question?

if thou gaz long into the coombs, the coombs will also gaz into thee (WilliamC), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

Angie.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

angie
let's spend the night together
under my thumb

i think he's at his best when he does the hollering thing (rip this joint, let's spend the night together). so many of my favorite stones vocal moments are when mick and keith sing together, though.

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

is any of mick's solo work worthwhile?

lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

I love "Throwaway."

He wrote and sang several good songs on Wandering Spirit.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link

he's much more about bravado/bluffing/selling the performance than about actual vocal skill.

This definitely seems to be the case in live performance. While the studio "Rip This Joint" is one of his great performances, he did little more than lazily shout roughly in the vicinity of the key when singing it live (and they played it in a lower key live; presumably, he didn't want to/couldn't sing at the top of his range every night).

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

Yes, it's the no shit sherlock opinion. Mick is basically the best ever. Miss You, Brown Sugar, Moonlight Mile, Let's Spend the Night Together, Under My Thumb, Play With Fire, Heart of Stone, Out of Time...

Yes, he makes fun and respects no one or anything. It's the voice of irreverence and it was glorious for like ten years straight at least.

simmel, Saturday, 6 February 2016 22:31 (eight years ago) link

Anything where he says the word "Hot."

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Sunday, 7 February 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link

i love the end of "all down the line" where he's yelping away as if to physically drag the song back up from the fade.

Thus Sang Freud, Monday, 8 February 2016 01:57 (eight years ago) link

I love Jagger but he's clearly a very average (not to say bad) singer. but a great, exciting and fun performer !
this reminds me of a story from the sessions when MJ and... MJ recorded "state of shock" together.
if I remember correctly, Jackson was shocked (!) to see how limited a singer Jagger was in the studio and wondering "how did this guy become such a famous singer !" (not sure of the exact quote !)

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 09:48 (eight years ago) link

That's a very different sort of understanding of a good singer. Jackson is a freak who can't emote to save his life. This in itself is sometimes powerful but it's certainly not due to his "range" or something like that. I mean, every reality show contestant these days has a "better voice" than Jagger. Doesn't make any of them better singers. The whole premise of this thread only makes sense if you acknowledge that Jagger is an all time great. His "worst" vocal performances are notable for a reason (they are the exceptions).

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 10:05 (eight years ago) link

oh I totally agree that Jagger is a great frontman with a very personal(and great) way of singing (but I disagree about Jackson not being able to emote...).

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 10:18 (eight years ago) link

Jackson can emote, but it is "from a book" (see "She's out of my life')

Jagger's singing on "State of Shock" is pretty bad, straining for the notes, etc.

Would not like to hear Michael Jackson singing "Memo from Turner" (Oh, OK, maybe just once)

Mark G, Monday, 8 February 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link

Would not like to hear Michael Jackson singing "Memo from Turner" (Oh, OK, maybe just once)

Oh that could have been fun ! he's basically rapping on that one (I'm not sure Jackson has ever rapped ?)
I've always thought that song invented Beck...

as for "from a book", what do you mean ?

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5035TY5RSpg

Mark G, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link

oh so you mean he doesn't expresses his feelings but plays them like an actor or something ?
hum. I don't really agree. Actually, I would say that's more accurate for Jagger !
there are fare more Jackson(s) songs where I can feel the emotion (from his childhood on) than for the Stones.

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I think in his later years it ws more mannered.

Is it more accurate for Jags? I dunno, I think he had a 'range of accents' like what Actors have on their CV, less stagey but more 'comedy/impersonation' style.

Mark G, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link

no I meant I think Jagger is less into emoting than into acting than Jackson.
there aren't many Stones' song where I really feel an emotion from Jagger (as opposed to Richards or the music in general). Even "wild horses" which I love. I can almost feel him thinking "what a terrible cliché" while he sings the chorus !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

Jackson is a freak who can't emote to save his life

rarely have i read a more demonstratably untrue statement

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:51 (eight years ago) link

Threads about vocals inspire the best of ILM.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

worst Jagger vocal: "Far Away Eyes"

Brad C., Monday, 8 February 2016 15:02 (eight years ago) link

As for the worst Jagger vocal, I know next to nothing about his output (Stones/Solo) since "Some Girls" but I'm pretty sure there must be plenty to list here !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link

His shitkickin' good ole country boy voice is prob'ly the worst.

The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:02 (eight years ago) link

AIXTC otm about Wild Horses. Jagger is an actor and the best one in pop I think. It's really compelling to hear him go for a role he enjoys (Sympathy for the Devil, Brown Sugar, Miss You). He is at his worst when the role bores him (all the country stuff).

Jackson is an actor too. "She's out of my life" is a good example of what he thinks emoting is. It's a weird act (Broadway?). I love him best when the music justifies the sentiment like in "Rock With You". But overall his earnest detachment is way more off-putting for me than Jagger's open artificiality.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

well, I'd say it gets worse but the first times around were ok ("Honky Tonk Women", for instance).

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I love what he does with Dead Flowers too.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

I always get the impression that Jagger is laughing up his sleeve at the country material, like the only reason he's only doing it is to keep Keith happy.

The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

the shit-kickin' country voice is tops in "Dead Flowers."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:20 (eight years ago) link

I mean the sort of thing Jackson goes for is done better and sounds more like emoting with guys like Johnny Mathis, Smokey Robinson and Russel Thompkins. Jackson misses something here and I can't quite put my finger on it. Confidence maybe? He always sounds like he's singing to impress or prove something to someone. He's more like an indie drag queen than a genuine soul man. Only way less self conscious and hence weird.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

I agree with Alfred but "tops" is pretty relative here

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

and there's "Tops."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UWJN01xvdQ

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Yes, country is Keith's thing (through Gram) and Jagger never really bought it. He remained r'n'b all along.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Jagger has said repeatedly in interviews that he loves George Jones and Haggard though.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Of course he did

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Worst vocal performance imo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYDhjuq08Fg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

^ Ugh, so so wrong on every level.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 8 February 2016 16:54 (eight years ago) link

Another great Jagger's country style is "Let it Bleed"

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

I have real mixed feelings about Jagger in general but man don't talk shit about "Dead Flowers" around me

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

i think faraway eyes is great -- both a hilarious send-up and oddly effective as a country song

tylerw, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link

I do too but it's broader than "Dead Flowers."

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

I love everything about "Dead Flowers" except the vocal. I can't stand the golly gee whiz gulping frog accent Jagger tries to pull in the open lines. he's more affecting on the chorus, but the verses remain ghastly.

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:13 (eight years ago) link

jagger reminds me of nigel tufnel there

nomar, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

"Jackson is a freak who can't emote to save his life."

what about human nature? liberian girl? people always wheel out shes out of my life in these discussions. MJ might not be able to emote like marvin gaye but hes not some broadway ham.

StillAdvance, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:17 (eight years ago) link

I love "Dead Flowers" and "Dear Doctor," so I enjoy Mick's fake country voice sometimes, but the vocal on "Far Away Eyes" feels too self-consciously parodic while also seeming lazy ... it's the spoken lines that ruin it for me; it's like he can't be bothered to maintain a consistent fake country accent for the duration of the song

now that I think about it, I hate the fake reggae vocal on "Cherry Oh Baby" even more

Brad C., Monday, 8 February 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

I love 'the way you make me feel' by Jackson. Opening lines are about him working a job 9 to 5 as if he ever had a normal day job in his life.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:41 (eight years ago) link

why are we talking about fucking Michael Jackson on this thread

Οὖτις, Monday, 8 February 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link

uh no one here is attracted to him.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:47 (eight years ago) link

Because Jackson said Jagger was a limited singer.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link

I'm assuming Jagger had a relatively normal childhood, he learned how to be emphatic to others, he has bandmates, he's social, so social he fucked half the people he met in his twenties. He acts emotion on his performances either through experience or emphaty.

Jackson didn't have too much experience with the real world, he never left the spotlight. The only way he knew how to connect to people was thru performance, there's no genuine experience or emphaty on what he sings but he does get emotional when performing.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 8 February 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link

That's true. xxxp Human Nature is a beautiful song but not because of Michael. He seems to be baffled by this human nature. Guys like D'Angelo and Hayden Thorpe can pull of the sort of threatening falsetto that would make those "apple, let me take a bite" lines land way better. Michael doesn't have it in him.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

i wouldnt really use their backgrounds/backstories to justify an opinion on their apparent deficiencies as emoters. but im happy to leave it there as this is about the great vocalist that is sir mick.

StillAdvance, Monday, 8 February 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

I love 'the way you make me feel' by Jackson. Opening lines are about him working a job 9 to 5 as if he ever had a normal day job in his life.

i believe we had this same conversation about "raspberry beret"

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

pop music is all about making the inauthentic feel/sound authentic

StillAdvance, Monday, 8 February 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

projection will get you everywhere

StillAdvance, Monday, 8 February 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

I don't remember having that conversation, Brad, but it's also my favorite Prince song. Prince feels more tongue in cheek with the theme though

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 8 February 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

StillAdvance it won't if it doesn't. Michael can't act like a sexual being and Mick can't be a good ol' boy. The best actors are those that have a certain range of roles they are comfortable in. Fuck that method actor versatility imo.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 18:40 (eight years ago) link

I don't mind Jagger's fake country voice, at the very least I find it laugh-out-loud hilarious, particularly on 'Far Away Eyes' and 'Let It Bleed' ("we awl need... somewown... we can llllean own!") - it's usually his falsetto that really rubs me up the wrong way, particularly on 'Emotional Rescue' (although I don't mind it on 'Heaven')

The Dave Grohl of ILX (Turrican), Monday, 8 February 2016 21:03 (eight years ago) link

I'm not a fan of Emotional Rescue but his falsetto is brilliant on Miss You and I Just Want To See His Face and I'm sure I'm forgetting something major.

simmel, Monday, 8 February 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link

I love "Heaven.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:03 (eight years ago) link

"fool to cry" -- i kinda like that one, even though it is a little embarrassing

tylerw, Monday, 8 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

I love "Heaven.

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, February 8, 2016 10:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's one of the most underrated Stones tracks ever, IMO.

The Dave Grohl of ILX (Turrican), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

and it's barely a Stones track: Wyman on synth and bass, Charlie, Jagger on guitar.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Yeah. Although there's shitloads of Stones tracks that have different combinations of personnel or someone playing an instrument in place of the "usual" band member (Keith playing bass on some tracks, Jimmy Miller playing drums etc.) - the Stones never really were a group where all members were present at all times on every track in the studio.

The Dave Grohl of ILX (Turrican), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:13 (eight years ago) link

'Play With Fire', for example... Phil Spector plays bass on it!

The Dave Grohl of ILX (Turrican), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:14 (eight years ago) link

"Too Much Blood" is Jagger w/Sly & Robbie and Jim Barber, Keef's guitar tech who was instructed to "play like Andy Summers...".

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

'orrible wasn't it

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:48 (eight years ago) link

"...burying the bones..."

"Damn the Taquitos" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

Let's Work

kornrulez6969, Monday, 8 February 2016 22:59 (eight years ago) link


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