This is the thread where we describe an album in a Dusty Groove Blurb-stylee

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This thread may get repetitive real quick but why not, give it a shot.
(For examples, see this thread.

djdee2005, Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

It may be more entertaining if we use Dusty Groove Superlatives to describe albums we don't actually like.

djdee2005, Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:59 (nineteen years ago) link

...in a positive light.

djdee2005, Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Fantastic early work from these jam funkateers -- recorded a few years before their jazzy Turn It Upside Down album, but with a very similar high level of quality! Working with stripped-down arrangements they transform '70s funk grooves into a sophisticated 90s modern rock style, adding in slight touches of soul, and complicated backings that really let Chris Barron open up as a singer, both vocally and emotionally. The whole thing's got a wonderful mellow soul groove, and titles include "Two Princes" and "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong"! Essential!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh man, that "the whole thing.." ".. and titles include" bit real nails it! Bravo, Gear!

Monetizing Eyeballs (diamond), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear, that was brilliant.

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 12 August 2004 12:03 (nineteen years ago) link

this is too challenging for me. gear, try another!

|a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Thursday, 12 August 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Reading that parody sent chills down to my feet.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 August 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

please use the word righteous next time.

do a search on that word at their site. it turns up more than 250 results

JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 12 August 2004 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Atlantic has done it again! This totally cool new album is a real monster, and another feather in the cap of the great Rob Thomas songwriting catalog. MB20 recorded this massive slab of rock magic in the early 00's, when the group's lineup consisted of guitar, bass, guitar, and drums. The LP contains some excellent cuts, the mellow soul vibe of "Bright Lights", as well as the gospel-flavored "Downfall". This new one also includes "Disease", which is a very cool bonus, an arena rock monster with some cool funky drum bits. The whole thing's filled with hard drums, tasteful guitar solos, and lots of very cool grooves. Even if you think you've already got too many alternative rock albums, don't pass this one up! It's a totally great addition to any collection, and we've been playing this one nonstop since it came in. Righteous!

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha gear! these are brilliant.

djdee2005, Friday, 13 August 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I only know how to do Reckless parody.

Highly Recommended!!!

jaymc, Friday, 13 August 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

A strong one for R.E.M. -- different than usual, but an excellent attempt at updating their sound! Filling out their sound with a Spector-like "wall of sound", this overlooked gem from 1994 rocks us harder than anything we've heard lately! Peter Buck's stellar lead guitar pushes it past anything they'd done before. Includes the haunting "Strange Currencies" and the heavy political undercurrent of "Bang & Blame". An absolute must-have for any die hard fan!

frankE (frankE), Friday, 13 August 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha Reckless is a good one too.

Sure, sometimes hype can be annoying, but this release proves all the anticipation was worth it. Highly Recommended!!!

djdee2005, Friday, 13 August 2004 07:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Mad, Mad funky stuff from our favorite South African vocalist! We've not always been great fans of Matthews' work, but this album's a real winner -- the kind of fully-formed album that justifies cratediggers everywhere -- with a depth of sound that will keep us listening for years! There's plenty of influences running through the disc -- mostly in the percussion, warmly acoustic next to the more electric bass and keyboard lines -- creating a strong juxtaposition of sounds, and bringing a lot more soul to the set. The disc is almost worth it for "The Best Of What's Around", which will forever be remembered for its monster break! The whole album's great though, with a masterful set of cuts that simply burn, and showed there was a heck of a lot of life left in Frat-rock! Titles include "What Would You Say", "Satellite", and "Ants Marching".

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:35 (nineteen years ago) link

These are like rusty nails driven straight into my skull.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The enthusiasm reminds me of how friendly and (capital letters) CHEERFUL! the workers at Best Buy were when the store near my college first opened. That sure changed fast.

djdee2005, Saturday, 14 August 2004 05:08 (nineteen years ago) link

four months pass...
revive, please.

john'n'chicago, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Snow - Greatest Hits

Hard and heavy 90s reggae-influenced hiphop -- a killer set with a groove that runs deep deep deep! The album pulls together a host of great tracks from Snow's peak -- all with a great vibe that's perhaps a bit too rough for reggae, a bit too smooth for dancehall, and a bit too nasty to have made it big on the charts!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link

more more more more more!!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i totally want to bring back a cd to dusty groove and say, "contrary to your catalogue blurb, this album was neither groovy nor righteous. i expect a full refund."

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Creed - Human Clay

A monster bit of funky, crunchy rock that's unlike anything else we can think of! Creed delved into Christian imagery in their smoking cuts, but don't hold that against them -- because instead of being a rock-cliché band, they took the best parts of neo-grunge and used them to forge an incredible sound. They've got a style that's the result of some incredibly dexterous guitar, bass, and drums -- and which you'll recognize instantly from their hit "Higher", a killer track that never gets old, no matter how many times you hear it over the years! That gem is just the tip of the iceberg on this album, which includes the monster "With Arms Wide Open", which is even better! Other titles are equally wonderful -- and include "Faceless Man", "Never Die", "Wash Away Those Years", and "Inside Us All". Essential -- and one that you'll be spinning for years!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Hahaha

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Gear do you write blurbs for Columbia House and BMG?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago) link

The Faint - Wet From Birth

One of the best-ever releases from the amazing Saddle Creek -- and a smoking batch of great cuts that mix dope guitar, funky synths, and odd off-beat grooves in a very nice way! The whole thing's nicely packaged, with a fresh approach to electro tunes that's quite different from a lot of recent indie stuff we've stocked -- and we're still grooving to this one, even though we've played it six times in a row!


I should give it a go sometime! xpost

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
Paul Anka -- Rock Swings . . . CD . . . $16.99 List Price: $18.98 (Item: 381099)
Verve, 2005 Condition: New Copy View Cart
Call us crazy, but this is one of our favorite albums in years! We'll be honest, and say that we've never been big fans of Paul Anka -- but take it from us, the Anka on this album's a lot different than the one you may know from the past! Anka's completely reinventing himself here -- working in a jazz-based mode with larger arrangements, and serving up a batch of tunes that must be heard to be believed. The tracks are mostly all from 80s pop hits -- the kinds of songs that got played to death on the radio 20 years go, so much so that you'd think you'd never want to hear them again. Yet for the record, Anka's completely recasting them in fresh new versions -- taking tunes like "Jump", "Eye Of The Tiger", "True", and "It's My Life" -- and doing them in jazzy, upbeat styles that completely transform not only the songs, but also Anka's entire career as well. And if you're worried about the album being a gimmick, don't -- because there's no sense of irony here, no easy "joke" to the tracks -- and instead an honest, personal approach to the lyrics -- one that makes us realize new depth in these tunes, often far more than we'd ever have credited the originals. Take it from us, this is pure genius -- a leap over all the Starbucks-driven jazz-revival singers who are crooning Dylan and Hendrix for the new generation -- and a brilliant recasting of David Lee Roth, Bon Jovi, and Spandau Ballet for the 21st century. The territory's all Anka's own -- and we'll be glad to bet we'll be hearing a lot more from him in years to come! Titles include "Hello", "Eyes Without A Face", "Lovecats", "It's A Sin", "Blackhole Sun", "Wonderwall", and even "Smells Like Teen Spirit".

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
jesus, that one's real!

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

i was in dusty groove this weekend and was asking about a few records. the guy said he didn't know them but that i could use their computer and read their descriptions. w/o thinking i said, "uh, no thanks, i don't trust your reviews at all"

jaxon, Monday, 21 July 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

oscar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

when i first got introduced to them years ago i was like whoa this store and website is awesome. within a few months i realized i couldn't trust their descriptions for shit. i ended up having to cross reference everything via clips on the web etc. now i rarely purchase stuff from them.

oscar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah likewise

it took a couple buys for the whole "review = sales pitch" concept to sink in

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link

gear was killing it upthread

deej, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link

worst part of the store is they kinda have a listening station. girl that works at the store puts on the record for you while you listen in headphones and say "skip ahead" or "next song, please".

jaxon, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate that! i feel like a jerk any time i want to hear something, and also incredibly pressured to buy it afterwards

deej, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

just curious jaxon, but how big is the store ? from the website they make it seem like it would be huge, but i wouldn't be surprised if it was in some small crusty basement.

oscar, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:59 (fifteen years ago) link

The store is no bigger than a moderately sized Starbucks I would guess. But its always very neatly organized.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i love this store but you just have to go in knowing what you want, this place is like a venus flytrap for impulse purchases as is their website.

omar little, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:21 (fifteen years ago) link

its really well lit and well organized is otm, they also apparently have a bunch of stuff thats 'behind the counter' - or not out on the floor

deej, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

ha otm xp

deej, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

to follow up on another sorta chicago thread, instead of (or in addition to [i accidentally just typed "addiction" ha!]) go to Kstarke. it's about a mile from dusty groove. same size store. mostly 12"s of amazing disco/italo/chicago house and interesting rock. reasonably priced. had a lot of weird second tier krautrock bands.

jaxon, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link

ive said this in a few other threads at this pt but i totally cosign, its my favorite record store in chicago

deej, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Countdown until "This is the thread where we describe an album in an Aquarius Records blurb-stylee" in 5, 4, 3...

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 02:03 (fifteen years ago) link

One of my favorite record stores ever. The dudes were super nice. They looked up some vaguely described disco stuff for me without bitching. And tucked away on a bottom shelf was a hefty pile of academic film books for ultra cheap. Not only that but whoever owned them previously (one of the Dusty Groovers, I'm presuming) wrote some hilariously snarky comments in the margins. Awesome place!

Kevin John Bozelka, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link

It's true that the discs don't always live up to the reviews...but I have to give them points for their values. Nothing I've bought based on a review was really TERRIBLE.

cecelia, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 09:54 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

kinda not really into having to have the employee control the turntable when you're previewing an album. "can you skip to the next song?" "go back to the beginning please." i ended up buying some stuff i probably wouldn't have if i was able to do it myself.

it's kinda like the guy at the restaurant chewing your food for you and when you're ready, you swallow

jaxon, Thursday, 2 September 2010 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Loved this thread. Posting this here because:

Rugged, taut surf-styled instrumentals from The Nautiloids – recorded in DC in the mid 60s! "Nautiloid Reef" has a primitive, seedy groove that's totally great and "Nautiloid Surf" is a similar animimal on the flip! It was no bass lineup with 2 guitars and a drummer – and an off-the-cuff, quickly captured recording quality – both tracks recorded in a half-hour session in 1965! (Blue vinyl.)

...describes one of the most hilariously inept records I've come across in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDh6DfgGl_M&feature=related

Ham House showdown (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

What else would expect from animimals?

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

The kings of seedy 80s LA rock do their damnedest to top the their appropriately-titled, mainstream rock conquering Appetite For Destruction with the sprawling pair of Use Your Illusion albums! Use Your Illusion I kicks off with a few fast-charging, swaggery Guns songs that would have fit pretty well on Appetite, but abruptly change courses with a bombastic cover of "Live And Let Die" – and it gets even more grandiose from there – with slow-building ballads, boozy and bluesy hard rockers and more. It's pretty fascinating, in hindsight, just how far the band would go on the two Use Your Illusions albums without completely losing the plot! Includes "Right Next Door To Hell", "Dust N' Bones", "Don't Cry (Original)", "Perfect Crime", "You Ain't The First", "Bad Obsession", "Back Off Bitch", "Double Talkin' Jive", "Bad Obsession", "Garden Of Eden", "Dead Horse", "Coma" and more.

omar little, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

three years pass...

lol, here are the actual dusty groove "reviews":

You:

A great little record from Aretha – and on that always seems to get overlooked! The album's arranged by Gene Page, and it's got a sweet slightly funky electric side that opens up a whole new side of Aretha's style.

Almighty Fire:

Killer late 70s work from Aretha Franklin – and a set that features production by Curtis Mayfield, in a style that's quite similar to his work with the lady on the Sparkle soundtrack! Aretha somehow sounds deeper here in Curtis' company than on some of her other 70s recordings – and there's a definite Curtom bent to the entire production, given that Rich Tufo handles all the arrangements, and backings feature instrumentation from both him and Mayfield. The album's nicely restrained at most points – never reaching too far to fall into cliche – and Franklin's vocals are as great as ever.

Sweet Passion:

One of Aretha's sadly overlooked 70s gems – a great little session produced by Lamont Dozier, with a mix of smooth soul, driving rhythms, and just the right amount of rough edges to keep things real, very much in the tone of Lamont's own strong work for the ABC label at the same time.

With Everything...:

Mellow sexy Aretha – with warm arrangements by Arif Mardin, and plenty of nice electric piano by the great Richard Tee.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, October 11, 2015 9:17 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, fair enough, but i sometimes wonder what it would take for D.G. to just admit, "We can't lie, this record is /famous soul singer/ way past his prime, and it kind of sucks."

― wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, October 11, 2015 9:18 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 12 October 2015 02:18 (eight years ago) link


Rugged, taut surf-styled instrumentals from The Nautiloids – recorded in DC in the mid 60s! "Nautiloid Reef" has a primitive, seedy groove that's totally great and "Nautiloid Surf" is a similar animimal on the flip! It was no bass lineup with 2 guitars and a drummer – and an off-the-cuff, quickly captured recording quality – both tracks recorded in a half-hour session in 1965! (Blue vinyl.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDh6DfgGl_M

omg, that shit was awful. the drummer can’t keep time!

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 12 October 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link

How did I miss this thread? Thanks for revive.

Take 36, Where Are You? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 12 October 2015 02:34 (eight years ago) link

The Dusty Groove label has been absolutely ace for its short run.

But yes, they get a little ridiculous with their write ups.

austinato (Austin), Monday, 12 October 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

"Rugged, taut..." Apparently they don't know what words mean.

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Monday, 12 October 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link

I hadn't thought about this site in like 10 years.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

primitive, seedy groove

primitive, yes. seedy, sure. groove? not on your life.

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 12 October 2015 03:33 (eight years ago) link

It used to seem kind of cool to me but now it's like the prototype for one of those scams to take advantage of earnest new vinyl collectors or w/e.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

...it's a record store

brimstead, Monday, 12 October 2015 03:59 (eight years ago) link

but i know what you mean about dumb blurbs and such

brimstead, Monday, 12 October 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link

right, it's helpful to remember that they are trying to sell you stuff, after all

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 12 October 2015 14:36 (eight years ago) link

I find it hilarious that everything is "little" on Dusty Groove. It's the best place to go when a "great album" or a "smooth groover" won't do - you don't have enough space in your apartment - you need a "great little album" or "smooth little groover" like this one:

http://stuffwecollect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Chubops_gum.jpg

i think "little" is their way of keep your expectations modest, in spite of the hyperbole elsewhere in the blurb

wizzz! (amateurist), Monday, 12 October 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link


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