Albums That Never Were and Never Will Be

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Example A:
Pinback - The White Album (Pinback covers Beatles White Album)

Example B:
TLC - Mannequin (the movie) Soundtrack

Your turn.

― earinfections (Nick Twisp), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Example A:
Rick Wakeman - Drinking a Glass of Water

Example B:
Enya - Blowhole Dirty

― (Jon L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Example A:
Edwin Collins: The Crying Game

Example B:
Eric Clapton: Clapton Live at Radio City Music Hall - A Tribute to Neneh Cherry

― M. Gravol (Gravol), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Example A:
Liberace & Sinatra: The Duets

Example B:
Jaz Coleman sings the Starcastle songbook

― toothy philanthropist, Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

The Guys From Nelson and Def Leppard Sing The Top Hits of Throbbing Gristle

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Jay-Z "Broadway Bound"

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

A. Chinese Democracy
B. Chinese Democracy (10th Anniversary Remastered Version)

― f ath, Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

notorious b.i.g. - ready to live
mortiis - smash hits
megadeth - don't worry be happy
carly hennessy - carly hennessy 2
shellac - the mutt lange sessions

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Dimmu Boregirls - Good Record that is not Pansy Poseur waste of time

― Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Peter Brotzman and Johnny Hartman

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Red House Painters Sing a Song of Joy and Laughter

― Ryan Pitchfork, Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:39 (nineteen years ago) link

tupac - coda: the final album

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Magnetic Fields -- 10 Focused, Memorable Songs that Don't Sound Like Genre Parodies

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

shellac - the mutt lange sessions

Hahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Death from Above 1979 - Live at Red Rocks

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Example B:
Jaz Coleman sings the Starcastle songbook

I wouldn't rule it out -- the man has worked with Sarah Brightman, for chrissakes.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Busted + Alvin Lucier - The Elephant 6 Songbook

― mzui (mzui), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Magnetic Fields -- 10 Focused, Memorable Songs that Don't Sound Like Genre Parodies

Step outside, bitch.

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Magnetic Fields -- 10 Focused, Memorable Songs that Don't Sound Like Genre Parodies

Why would they record Get Lost again?

― Guayaquil, Thursday, 18 November 2004 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Ashlee Simpson - Live!

― dewey, Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Kraftwerk plays MTV Unplugged

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Rem Koolhaas & Ruben Studdard - More Songs About Buildings & Food

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Ted Nugent: "Make Love Not War"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyway, with supposed "punkers" Green Day releasing an ambitious concept album containing 9 minute suites, this thread was meaningless already from the start. :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Rem Koolhaas & Ruben Studdard - More Songs About Buildings & Food
Well played indeed, firstworldman!

The Kinks's (or Greg Kihn's ) Coolest Cuts Compilation

and the followup:

Kinks's Coolest Cuts Compilation Companion

Jonathan Richman - Jonathan Sings David Allen Coe
Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg - The Acute
Simon and Garfunkel, Salt 'N' Pepa : Garlic and Vinegar.
Joey's Big Bass Drum, The Early Years: The Ramones
I'm Not Confused Anymore: A Tribute to Jake Holmes by Jimmy Page

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm Not McCoy: DeForest Kelley Sings!

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

CHINESE DEMOCRACY

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Skrewdriver's In A Klezmer Mood.

― mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Evanescence Drop It On The One

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Michael Jackson: Vincible.

― mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

paul mccartney/yoko ono - duets

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Le Tigre: The Surrendered Wife.

― mike a, Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Morcheeba - Hot, Steaming And Smeared In Blood

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Dandy Warhols - The Black Album

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Toby Keith - Courtesy of the the Mauve, Chartreuse and Aubergine (The Swishy American)

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

(xpost to fcc)

Cook of the House: The Best of Linda McCartney
Here, There and Yesterday: Sir Paul McCartney Sings the Best of the McCartney/Lennon Songbook

Although I fear this last one might actually come to be.

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Great American Composers Series- Entertainment Tonite: The Residents Perform The Music of John Tesch

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

This is slowly turning into my favorite thread.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Metrosexual Healing: Posh 'n Becks Sing Motown!
Right Said Ned: The I'm Too Sexy Remixes - Ned Raggett
Who's Left: The Absolute Last, Final, We Kid You Not, Definitive Who's Greatest Hits Collection

Sir Paul McCartney Presents Cheeseburger in Paradise: Wings Live At Margaritaville

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Lynyrd Skynyrd featuring Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison & John Lennon: The Comeback

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Tonight the Tetrabrik Let Me Down Merle Haggard and the Twelve Steppers
Rush Never Sleeps: A Benefit to Save the Yukon Permafrost

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

By the Time We Got to Barstow: Fugazi Sings the Words of Hunter S. Thompson

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

TAILGATE KEGGER: Jock Jams and Party Anthems by Skinny Puppy

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Toby Keith -- Dis-moi en francais
Bardo Pond and the London Symphony Orchestra -- Live at Royal Albert Hall
Snoop Dogg ft Pharrell, K-os, and Lumidee -- I Get a Kick Out of You: Snoop sings Cole Porter, for shizzle!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Right Said Ned: The I'm Too Sexy Remixes - Ned Raggett

I thought that album was just called Heavens! I'm Too Sexy!

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

When Ivan Meets GI Joe: The US and Former Red Choir Sing the Music of the Clash

Nappy Together: Rap's Greatest Turtles Samples

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Correction:
When Ivan Meets GI Joe: The US and Former Red Army Choir Sing the Music of the Clash

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Pearly Dew-Drops Droppin' Like They Hot - Lil Jon & the East Side Boyz sing the Cocteau Twins

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Switched On Kraftwerk - Wendy Carlos

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Je t'aime, moi Me too! -the Posthumous Duets - Serge Gainsbourg plus Britney, Christina and various

― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

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Haiku You! The Rolling Stones Team Up With A Talented Madison, Wisconsin Area Children's Author To Bring You This Delightful Interactive Book Of Words, Pictures And Music.

― The Day The World Turned Dayglo Redd (Ken L), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Ñoqui From Muskogee: A Tribute To The Best Damn Bandoneon Player In The World (Or My Salute To Astor Piazzolla) - Merle Haggard

― Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

OreIda - Take One, Bake One

― Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Phil Collins - Heavy Metal Madness

Michael Jackson - Kidz Bop

― Sean Robison (yaratnam), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Black-eyed Doggystyle: Peaches Sings Nick Drake

― Emily B (Emily B), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Sunn 0))) - Just Me'N'You, Babe

― Scourage (Haberdager), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Vision Creation Newsom

― Ruud Haarvest (Ken L), Thursday, 17 August 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

neil young - neil old
pink floyd - wish you weren't (still) here
john entwistle - cocaine blues

― Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Phil Collins - Heavy Metal Madness

Phil Collins did once appear on the cover of KERRANG! to much mooted dissent.

― wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 17 August 2006 12:35 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Momus Said Knock You Out!

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Reigndeer In Blood: A Very Slayer Christmas

(cue someone inserting King Diamond.jpg)

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I think somebody basically posted that one on this thread

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Can featuring Sammy Hagar and Ted Nugent, Tago Wango Cabo Wabo Tango Mago
Bis, Grown and Sexy
Buju Banton, Jah Love a Rainbow
Yo La Tengo, I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

This is the greatest thread ever.

x-post: I had thought of that Can one!

― Bumblepuppy (Horbgorbling Slubberdegullion), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Me Phi Me, Back by Popular Demand
Al Green, He Is the Light Chopped and Screwed
Ani DeFranco, Dirty Rotten Stinkin' Filthy Rich

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain & Tenille : Sing The Songs of Eminem

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Mastodon - Miniatures

― zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

The Rod Hull and Emu Orchestra perform the works of The Drifters

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Rolf Harris, Stylophone Colossus

― Ruud Comes to Haarvest (Ken L), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

John Legendary Stardust Cowboy, "Paralyzed Wit U" (f/ Kanye West & Klaus Fluoride)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Having Fun With Scott Walker On Stage

Scott Walker, The Walkerilla

― hank (hank s), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

M/A/R/R/S: The Chronicles

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Gary Glitter, V.I.N.D.I.C.A.T.I.O.N.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Montgomery Gentry, Ambiguity

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Lily Allen & G.G.Allin - Duets

― winter testing (winter testing), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Fennesz ft David Sylvian -- C'mon Get Happy

This suggestion had me in tears. And now I'll throw out one that I just thought of right now (apologies if it comes off as totally lame):

Creeping Extinction: The James Hetfield/Tony Hadley Duets. Featuring the two singing the greatest hits of both Metallica and Spandau Ballet, obv.

― Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 30 September 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

'Puerto Rico, or thirty cousins all with a flag on their auto hood'- Sufjan Stevens

― M T (BlackIronPrison), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:22 (seventeen years ago) link

shellac - the mutt lange sessions

still the best one!

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

David Bowie & the Laughing Gnome: The Berlin Session

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Colour Me Badd, Live at the BBC

― Jubalique (Jubalique), Sunday, 14 January 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Kevin Shields says there is a 100% guarantee of another My Bloody Valentine record. Before he dies. Ha.

― keyth (keyth), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Mogwai - Music Inspired By The Beijing Olympics 2008

funny since their Zidane album !
Otherwise, I kinda like the idea of mccartney singing the beatles songs originally sung by lennon...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Monday, 15 January 2007 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Maggot Brain II-Fugazi

― Bill Magill (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Van Morrison, Contractual Fascination

― tiit (tiit), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

nine months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/RaggettBrain.jpg

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Rofflez

― Tom D., Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

that looks like an oompa loompa

― Charlie Howard, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Tie on, Raggett Brain.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ned hasn't seen that yet, has he?

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Based on his usual lightning fast response time, I assume he reads ever thread ever instantly, but maybe he's shying away for some reason.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Pi on, Raggett Brain.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 19 November 2007 04:02 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Residents Mash Up The President: A Lester Young Centennial Tribute. [A few months late]

― tal farlow's pather panchali (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Ned Zeppelin π

― Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 01:26 (ten years ago) link

SKATALITE OF JAH LOVE - A Ska Tribute to Lou Reed

― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Saturday, 5 October 2013 04:03 (ten years ago) link

Roffle

― Gallucci Time (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 5 October 2013 06:24 (ten years ago) link

Harold Budd ft GG Allin - The Pearl Necklace

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link

(couldve said Harold Budd/Momus I guess but that actually seems almost likely).

― taxi tomato or bag tomato (Trayce), Monday, 7 October 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

Miles Davis and the Steve Miller Band - 'Joker's Blues'

― earlnash, Monday, 7 October 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Kihntroversy

― The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 May 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link

seven months pass...

Ned Zeppelin π

ROFLMAO

― calstars, Saturday, 24 December 2016 01:13 (seven years ago) link

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