Um, um, um......"Thank You" and "Head Over Feet" are kinda ok songs, at least in comparison to some of her other crap.I really liked You Can't Do That On Television when I was little.KS casting her as God in Dogma made me chuckle a bit.The Curb Your Enthusiasm where she hurts her neck and then sings all weak and off key at the party was pretty funny.
That's about it for me, what say you?
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link
But defense...hmm...
her version of "King Of Pain" is even funnier than the original.
― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:21 (nineteen years ago) link
Jagged Little Pill is still a pretty good album, with some really amazing moments (and some great lyrics! This is surprising in retrospect.)
― The Lex (The Lex), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link
i'm also inclined to think that she didn't make good use of her strengths. she focussed to much on fee-form stream-of-consciousness meandering twaddle - greater emphasis on snappy observations and catchy tunes, and she'd have bben great.
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― jake b. (cerybut), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:52 (nineteen years ago) link
"Too Hot" is dumb fun, yessir.
― Vic Funk, Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:56 (nineteen years ago) link
The whole God thing in Dogma was funny...that's the only redeemable quality about her, aside from that she got slimed on You Can't Do That On Television.
― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link
xpost
― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 21 November 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Maxwell von Bismarck (maxwell von bismarck), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― toothy philanthropist, Monday, 22 November 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link
It comes across as desperate and slightly unhinged, like she's the Jennifer Jason Leigh character in "Single White Female".
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian Moraine (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:37 (nineteen years ago) link
CREEPY
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link
"You Learn""You Oughta Know""So Pure" (that's the one about the free-stylin' chance where she's dancing in different styles in the video, right?)"Uninvited""What I Really Want"
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link
the nme random alanis quote generator is fun.
― keith m (keithmcl), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:11 (nineteen years ago) link
d'oh.
― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:34 (nineteen years ago) link
Wait, you said defend?
― earinfections (Nick Twisp), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Piers (piers), Monday, 22 November 2004 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 22 November 2004 09:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 22 November 2004 10:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2004 10:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 22 November 2004 10:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Titsy Borgnine (Arthur), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sad, Rejected Dave Coulier (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link
"Hands Clean" is better than you remember.
― cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 May 2010 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I like that one. I guess I wasn't including that. Thinking especially of the ballads with piano.
― _Rudipherous_, Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I wasn't going to say it, but since so many people have put down her looks in comments on ILM, I think she's cute.
― _Rudipherous_, Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
1995 was a peak year for me being out of touch with anything current (musically) in the English-speaking world, so in some ways the mystery is how I even heard some of these songs. (First half of the year was dominated by not being able to breathe through my nose thanks to sinus problems; the second half was when I tried to recover from being an invalid: taking Brazilian dance classes and that sort of thing.)
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link
there is no defense for alanis morissette.
― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
So wrong.
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I like her. I used to watch MTV just to see her videos.
― Band Fag X (u s steel), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i LOVE head over feet tbh.
― ian, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, i own jagged little pill on LP. i paid $12 for it.
No idea why Alanis is indefensible. Jagged Little Pill is total classic.
― Mordy, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7eB8mmZtlA
― Siegbran, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Jagged Little Pill is total classic
You were so close there I had to fix it.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Now listening to Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie "Baba" is great. So she apparently went to India for a time?
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay, as I listen to more of this album I am feeling a little more sympathetic toward the anti-Alanis hostility (though I still think it's way over-generalized). She can be awfully self-righteous about being completely impossible, but it's not as though we don't have to be in a relationship with her. The lyrics here just get totally out of hand as it goes on (not exactly in a linear progression, but as the album moves on), more and more of a straight journal entry sort of sound as others have described her lyrics in general. But the music too is less interesting than on Jagged Little Pill (overall), even though there are some good things here and there. This is all on first listen (and most of this I really don't recognize).
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link
her first two albums were THE SHIT when i was depressed during middle school/high school, but her subsequent albums have been a lot mellower, not necessarily sound-wise but personality-wise. instead of lashing-out and rage, she's processing things maturely, which lends this pop-psychology flavor to her lyrics that doesn't excite me very much.
also just in case you're feeling completionist, rudipherous, here's the Thank U b-side called Pollyanna Flower:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug42wnTh2XY
― known glimmervampyr bobby patentleather (reddening), Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks, I like that too (now that I've heard it).
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't miss out on "Uninvited," Rudipherous.
― Brad Nelson (BradNelson), Sunday, 2 May 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Okay. I'm still digesting "You Oughta Know." "but you're still alive. . ." I can relate to the viciousness of that.
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm finding "Uninvited" a bit tedious. Maybe that was the point.
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:01 (thirteen years ago) link
just listened to "Thank You", which I had totally forgotten existed. on the one hand, the beat and vocal melody are really nice; but jesus christ, can that woman write some terrible lyrics or what?
― INSUFFICIENT FUN (bernard snowy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I think her lyrics are mostly pretty good and quite knowing about their own preciousness.
― Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
revive timed for kentucky derby obv
― controll-s (velko), Sunday, 2 May 2010 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I have to admit the lyrics are a big part of the fun for me in "Thank You," but I'm not simply laughing at them.
I tend to agree with this, especially the second part. I suspect she's more aware of the ridiculous side of her songs than people give her credit for.
― _Rudipherous_, Sunday, 2 May 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I still would love hear someone sample the opening of Thank You to great effect.
― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
The beginning is especially great. Actually, when I heard it I thought I had heard it somewhere else, but I think I was being reminded of something on side two of "Aerial Tal"!
― _Rudipherous_, Monday, 3 May 2010 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
iirc UR is also terrific off that record
― tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Awful drum machines on everything I've heard from her.
― Moka, Monday, 3 May 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://open.spotify.com/track/0Dw9z44gXhplDh5HCWZIxP
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 12 April 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://gawker.com/5952403/alanis-morissette-music-leads-to-domestic-abuse-case-in-florida
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
how have i never seen this thread before
― 69, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link
"You live you learn, You love you learn, You cry you learn, You lose you learn, You bleed you learn, You scream you learn." You just don't hit your boyfriend in the face with a plate. But, you learn.
^ lol @ this
― suggest butt (Pillbox), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.poynter.org/2016/alanis-morissette-is-taking-over-molly-ringwalds-advice-column/391110/
Many people in dire need of help and possibly even contemplating suicide will be now be jolted out of their emotional paralysis as they scurry off in search of thesauruses.
― clemenza, Saturday, 9 January 2016 00:10 (eight years ago) link
She's now an advice columnist for the Guardian
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/jan/09/alanis-morissette-queen-alt-rock-guardian-advice-columnist
― paolo, Saturday, 9 January 2016 12:22 (eight years ago) link
if only someone had mentioned that sooner
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 January 2016 14:21 (eight years ago) link
Oops :s
― paolo, Saturday, 9 January 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link
hehe
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Saturday, 9 January 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link
Dear Alanis: it rained on my wedding day. What literary device best describes this situation?
Dear Alanis: My boyfriend has left me for someone who I suspect will suck him off in a movie theater. What is the proper way to communicate my displeasure with this state of affairs?
― Satan's hairpiece = hell toupee (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 9 January 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link
Never seen so many "Removed by moderator" in the comments section.
― Mark G, Saturday, 9 January 2016 16:57 (eight years ago) link
Wait - Molly Ringwald had an advice column?
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 9 January 2016 17:49 (eight years ago) link
my wife and i honeymooned in oct on the central coast of ca and stayed for a couple nights at the esalen institute in big sur. alanis was there and teaching a workshop called 'hurtling toward wholeness'. we didn't attend any of her workshops but did dine with her at the communal dinners. she's lovely and thoughtful and wise.
― Yelploaf, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 20:55 (eight years ago) link
I thought you were kidding until I googled "esalen institute alanis." Wow. Perhaps one day she'll create an ingenious ad campaign for Coke.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 12 January 2016 22:06 (eight years ago) link
so I guess she has a brother named Wade who is a yoga master!! this video is redonk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A16YQm_tqjI
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 May 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
this whole thing is hilarious but i laughed the hardest at 'wade morrissette' for some reason
― dynamicinterface, Monday, 2 May 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link
I hear her more now than ever, pretty much daily--she seems to have replaced the Guess Who as every milquetoast Canadian radio station's default Cancon (on whatever the proper name is right now for Top-40/AOR/Boomer stations). "Ironic," "Hand in Pocket," and "Thank You," mostly--at least I've been spared "You Oughta Know."
What a terrible trade.
― clemenza, Thursday, 8 April 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link
You Oughta Know that you made me imagine 1970-era Burton Cummings singing that song.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 00:15 (three years ago) link
Burton has a light touch next to Alanis: "You Oughta Know" would need Rare Earth or Blood, Sweat & Tears or the Ides of March.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 April 2021 00:38 (three years ago) link
OK, it's not necessary to bring out the big guns.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link
Actually, I was never bothered by her vocal affectations - they seemed a lot more playful and eccentric than the oversouling of Clayton-Thomas or Joplin.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:51 (three years ago) link
I’ve been in a room with her twice (once professional, once incidental). She seemed cool both times.
― Yawnsomely Literal Cover Band (morrisp), Friday, 9 April 2021 01:57 (three years ago) link
One can't say that about Burton Cummings.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 9 April 2021 02:06 (three years ago) link