Got Band Names If You Want'em

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1) Vicious Circle of Life
2) Anime Leibowitz
3) Avatari

― MV, Friday, 25 February 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

4) Diction Harry
5) The Basic Works

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 25 February 2005 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

6) Bert Defect & the Preemies

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 25 February 2005 14:07 (nineteen years ago) link

7) Simon Says 'Rock!'

― Lee (fsharp), Friday, 25 February 2005 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

8) The Thrilling Kill Killer Thrill Kill Thrillkiller Thrillers

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The Strokertands

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

One fave: Porkshifter

― -the-night-watch- (-the-night-watch-), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Sciatica

― the other kate (ffs!) (papa november), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Porkscratcher!
Huddie Bedwetter!
Sniper at the Gates of Dawn!

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Rad Elves

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Vertebrae.

― the other kate (ffs!) (papa november), Friday, 25 February 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus Clones.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Kegel

― Chris 'The Nuts' V (Chris V), Friday, 25 February 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Poontangle
Grown Ass Men

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Immodest Man

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

... with guest vocals by Bono

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Other Walter
Them Apples
Dali Nunfucker
Mistlefoe
Hockey Dad

― darin (darin), Friday, 25 February 2005 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do people think that horrific puns somehow make good bandnames? Its fucking epidemic.

― Chris Davis (Chris Davis), Friday, 25 February 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do people think that horrific puns somehow make good bandnames? Its fucking epidemic.

Whoa! Great band name!

― MV, Friday, 25 February 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Why do people think that horrific puns somehow make good bandnames? Its fucking epidemic.

Hey, nobody said they had to be good band names!

― darin (darin), Friday, 25 February 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Freeze-Dried Photos

― PB, Friday, 25 February 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

8) The Thrilling Kill Killer Thrill Kill Thrillkiller Thrillers

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), February 25th, 2005.

Absolutely awesome.

Pirates of the Skaribbean~

― Yoshinorimike (Yoshinorimike), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago) link

a great one from today's headlines: POPE BREATHING UNASSISTED

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

testing italics for future references

― Yoshinorimike (Yoshinorimike), Friday, 25 February 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I, for one, am concerned that the tracheotomy will affect His Holiness' singing voice...

but, I kid the Pope.

― MV, Friday, 25 February 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Dick Cheese & The Smegmatics

― John Cocktolstoy, Friday, 25 February 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The Super Stereos
Stereosuper

― zeus, Friday, 25 February 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

circumsized venus
emotional vomit
the wipe-me's
breast self-exam (also promotes women's health)
delicious cereal! (with or without exclaimation)
giddyup with people
pass the hair
the mooplasians
new mop head

― gritz gotham, Friday, 25 February 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

The Empty Gestures

― holojames (holojames), Friday, 25 February 2005 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Ungodly and Ice Cream

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Friday, 25 February 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

the hot fiery flaming fires!

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 25 February 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Pope John Doe and the Pedophile Priests

― bahtology runs amok, Saturday, 26 February 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Gaseous Worms

― dave barry, Saturday, 26 February 2005 01:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Mojo Cum

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 26 February 2005 01:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Pork Tides

― JC-L (JC-L), Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link

"Its fucking epidemic."

The Fucking Epidemics

― latebloomer: The Heavy Metal Velveeta Faction (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 February 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

The Name Escapes Me
Times New Roman

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I Love Music

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Wizard Is Hungry

― adam.r.l. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

The Sodomized Allah's

― Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The Smegma Eaters

― Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Wang of Durst

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 26 February 2005 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

The Frosted Donkeys

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Oscar Wildebeest

― Oblivious Lad (Matthew Lazowski), Saturday, 26 February 2005 07:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Infatuation Day (a rejected album title, actually)
The Broken Alarm Clocks
The Capital O's
Zebra Deluxe
Camphor Angels
Noble Twits
Something Like a Taco
It Stinks to Her
Minor Chord Damage
Not That Into You
Dude, She's 12 (real band name)
Cripple Creek Motherf*ckers (real band name)
Clean Fill Wanted (real fake band name for a side project)
Stumblefly
Future 86 (real interstate highway name)
Chuck the Sucker

― Dan Aloi (67Dano), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

the stroked

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 26 February 2005 14:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Speedhump Bungle

― Ferlin Husky (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 February 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Blaze Of Ass

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 26 February 2005 15:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Faustian Pachyderm
International Cricket Tournament
Terrified Of Thornton Heath
Five Guys Named David Ben Gurion

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Saturday, 26 February 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Footballers' Surnames
Ottava Rima
Snaggage
The Ostracized
Gripswap
Oust
Her Majesty's Custom and Excise

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 26 February 2005 22:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Lentil Ace
A Gentleman's Elation
The Gracchi
Tenrec
Chi Persei
Ascot Melanin
Naked Impresario

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 26 February 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Jerk and Juliet
Romeo and bitch

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 26 February 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The Agnostic Popes

― Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Sunday, 27 February 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Minor Chord Damage

So far the only band name in the list that actually gets me interested.

― Marcel Verhoeven (Marcel Verhoeven), Sunday, 27 February 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago) link

For "The mis-alliances of bitches"
- that's what it said on the syringe for the morning after pill we had to get for our randy, slutty dog. i always liked it as a name

― soz, Sunday, 27 February 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

The Balls

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 27 February 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

woops, there has been a band called Balls!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 27 February 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Let's try that again

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 27 February 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

fux0r rebellion

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Sunday, 4 December 2005 07:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Face Transplant

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 4 December 2005 07:53 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Polygamist Moms

― _Rockist__Scientist_, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Bi Dad

― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

DOGTITS

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Nude Apocalypse
What The Guy On The Floor Is Having
Urethra
Manifold
Run You Fucker Run

― SecondBassman, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

The Lizardlip Milkshakes
Fearless Leader With Shades

― SecondBassman, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Helen Reddy for the World

― Joseph McCombs, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link

U2 Tons of Fun
Godsmack You Black Emperor!!

― ellaguru, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Flywheel Thundermummy

― sparkletuna, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Various Idiosyncrasies

― krakow, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 13:34 (sixteen years ago) link

Tabitha's Tampon

― lucypickle, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Christian Meth

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

The Snows of Yesteryear

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't forget Donny Donaldson & The Assholes!

― Bimble, Thursday, 24 April 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Bullshit In A Meat Grinder
The Spanking Onions
Blizzard of Blades

― Bimble, Thursday, 24 April 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

six years pass...

uzbekistani crime wave
tumblr feminist soundsystem

― tayto fan (Michael B), Friday, 27 February 2015 02:32 (nine years ago) link

Llamas on the Run

― Lost in Crafton, Friday, 27 February 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link

nine years pass...

petulant clark

― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Saturday, 27 April 2024 02:46 (one week ago) link

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